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I don't think we're in St. Augustine, FL anymore...

Fountain of Youth is a new... Amazon Prime movie? Apple TV movie? Who gives a shit, it's streaming slop and you'll eat it you little pig. Jungle SNOOZE more like! Featuring Jim from The Office, Lady Thor, and Conclave himself, this 2+ hour movie is an absolute drag and we can never get our precious time back.

On the plus side, if it's a treasure-hunting adventure then you know Micah is suffering through it with me! Lets go!!!

Guest: Micah

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