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Miles has been begging to watch the Now You See Me movies for years, and with a brand new third entry out I figured it was the right time to finally give him what he wants. This series stars Jesse Eisenberg as a guy who fucks, Woody Harrelson in a porkpie hat, and sometimes Isla Fisher, and I hate all of them.

Believe it or not, these movies are NOT for me. They seem sorta designed for my enjoyment specifically and yet I can't get into em at all. Perhaps Now You 3 Me will finally be the one I actually like...

PS. An extended cut of this movie exists and we absolutely did NOT watch it.

Guest: Miles

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Hayden Pratt

#MAGIC ISFUCKINGREAL MILES I’M With you. Nysm gamg rise up

Macauly Leiher

We just watched this the other day I remember this being like the movie that my sisters saw that made them realize movies can be more than Mary Kate and Ashley stoping criminals. “Put your phones away this is a movie where you need to pay attention” I remember taking it to everyone’s house and everyone being blown away…. Did the movie change? Did they take scenes out? Why did my dad like it so much? it’s kinda lame… and happy to see Eric agrees

Charlie

This my favourite movie of all time I literally watched this yesterday #MAGICISREAL

Cam Silas

"it was too silly" - a young eric reviews in his full on magicians cosplay

cameron brown

The fact we are getting a 3rd movie is undeniable proof that Lionsgate Entertainment and Woody Harrelson has been getting my letters, they started out very formal but they did start to look progressively like the slander pages by the end

Jess

now you see me hive!!!

MilpooL

Whoever wrote this had blackmail on half of Hollywood

Morgan Peters

young eric don’t give a FUCK!! he tore this movie up 😂😂

Jess

Honestly add some musical numbers in this and I think Eric would change his tune 😂

staticstruck

did dave franco have lines in this movie?

Leezzyzz

The first time I saw this movie I was stuck at my grandpa's place in the woods without internet, his TV didn't work and all I had was an iPad preloaded with Now You See Me and nothing else... I watched this movie over 14 times in a week. What a burst of nostalgia

Tori Snelling

Loovved this movie when it came out, 13 year old me started learning magic tricks and ended up performing a few of them at my eighth grade talent show lol I now really don’t care for this movie and think it’s boring and stupid 😂

Ella

"magic is for liberals" not even a minute in and i'm already crying laughing this is going to be a fantastic track haha

Krista

I completely agree about Frankensteins monster not looking good enough like he just looks like Jacob elordi with stitches he’s supposed to look like different people sewn together they literally did a better job doing that with Evan peters in AHS coven

Ryan Leisten

My favorite bullshit movies with my favorite bullshit boys

Addy T

miles is so right #nowyouseemehive

mo

Omg Now You See Me heads RISE UP. My favorite track, I had an addiction to this movie when I was younger. If you thought this one was stupid I can't wait for you to see the second one.

Jada Merritt

The "people won't hate you because you're a magician, it'll be because you're an asshole" line fucking GOT me #magicisreal

holland rainwater

got tickets to the NY premiere for the third one tomorrow so im binging both movies tonight

holland rainwater

As someone with a borderline unhealthy crush on Jesse Eisenberg, I do not appreciate the strays he's catching in this track

Jaymie Johnson

Not to brag but I have one of the Atlas dollar bills it is one of my most treasured possessions #magicisreal

Simon

I 100% percent agree with Miles. Not that this is a good movie - it's stupid as shit - but that you should love this movie. Jesse Eisenberg just playing Mark Zuckerberg again, but as a Showman™, with a Saw twist? You better take a good, hard look in the mirror, mister, and remember who you are.

Iain Coughlan

I love the way Eric says “that’s what I just said” to his own review

DUG

i feel like eric would like burt wonderstone

Matt Silver

The first magic trick is impressive when you pay attention when he flips through the cards but the way he does it is have the card infront of the 7 card be lower out of the deck to give it a gap and make the entire audience see that 7 card. The card on the building is cgi lol.

Rachel Leotta

I asked for the third no you see me movie in the same way i'm asking for the boy three... I may be one of max 20 people asking for it but the ones who are asking for it NEED it

Matt Silver

Btw, the girl detective is from Inglorious Bastards. She’s the girl who survived at the start of the movie then burned down the laughing after she was shot dead in the projection booth.

Matt Silver

Michael Caine isn’t in Lucky Number Slevin. You’re thinking about Ben Kingsley lol

Matt Silver

1h21m The Horsemen are Graduating? :’( lol (hope someone gets my reference lol)

Elaine Willemstein

I was somehow only able to find an extended version so synching was hell, but now I'm watching you guys at 0.75 playback speed and it makes Eric sound completely normal and Miles sounds drunk as hell

Nicholas Janzen

i'm with Eric, this movie is terrible. That being said... #MAGICISREAL

merc

its not michael cain in Slevin but i was SHOCKED that miles mentioned it, its one of my favorite movies ever

moose tracks

you recognize actor at 6:42 from The Bear, I bet!

moose tracks

ughhhh the casual transphobia in movies from the early oughts ruins alllll the fun for me :(

T bone

This is such a showman ass movie surprised Eric didn’t like this

harper

Miles gets me. I've seen this movie 10 times. I love it so much. I cant wait to watch Now You 3 Me in theatres while listening to your track.

Kynan

This movie is terrible in all the right ways to make it a great commentary track!

Kelly Kay

I was getting so confused because I would have the track synced up perfectly and then all the sudden be behind until i realized I was watching the extended version 😭 i guess i looked too closely

joe shmoe

im so conflicted. on one hand i know this movie is awful and i dont want to rewatch it. on the other, i am eager to see if you think its laughably bad or just boring bad....

joe shmoe

OH MY GOD IS THIS WHY YOUR SISTER SOUNDS SOOO EAST COAST ON RANDOM WORDS holy shit im a genius

ofek s.

anyone know where i can find the non extended version? thats the one theyre watching and i cant find it anywhere

Chris

I’m pretty much miles this whole commentary convincing my parents or friends that a movie has more meaning than what it actually has.

Colin

Right when Eric says Now You See Me the whole video breaks and the app crashes at 1:36, anybody else have that problem?