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I didn't know they played with balls in hockey...

The talk of the town right now is this gay hockey series called Heated Rivalry, and I don't mean that as an insult! It's about two hockey players who, quite frankly, like to suck & fuck each other. And play hockey as well!

For such a steamy show, I had to enlist the help of the horniest guy I know: Derick is here to guide me along this journey and answer all of my questions while doing his damndest to hide his crotch from view.

Hold onto your Busch, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Guest: Derick

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amiracleinamirror

The barista he works with (the one that keeps saying "Girl!") and his best friend that warns Scott Hunter at the gala are two different people, LOL! #racist /s

Julia

Loved the experience of watching this through the lens of like a horror movie.

Merri Jo

"She really is giving two different girls" welp 😄

Emma Forrester

I need to know if you ever figured out that elena and the one who kept saying girl at the smoothie place are two different people. Also yes, kip and scott were the first book and shane and ilya were actually book 2

Gionna Watson

Funny continuity error: Scott sends Kip the melting face emoji in 2014 when that emoji didn’t exist until a couple years ago 🫠

Abby Mason

"Kip got hit by a truck. Because he's gay." I fucking lost it

Frizzie Borden

To be fair it took me a while to realize Elena and Maria were two different people too😭

Gabby

I love you guys but if you're still trying to figure out Ilya and Shane's names by the fourth episode I'm gonna lose it 😭

abbi

i KNOW DERICK

Krista

I’m so obsessed with those sweaters you’ve never looked cuter

Laura

hey i just want it to be known i was ABSOLUTELY pissed at the d'erick-less first episode, i just didn't say anything. glad it was fixed the next ep 😌

haley powell

“barista on the ground” killllledd me lmfao

Gillian

Derick came when we needed him the most: someone to be hornier than Eric on the PMI tracks.

Steevn Sonder

Derick is the Ramona Flowers of beards and I love that for him and us

Grace Elsie

Knowing I had these reactions waiting for me is the only thing that got me through my 8 hour valentines shift tonight.

Grace Elsie

When you said “everyone is X-Men” I screamed, like how did yall accidentally predict that

Daniela

jasmine in the hourglass was my queer awakening

Lana

Queen Charlottes paper hats made me emotional enough. This show better not make me cry over socks.

Sisi

This episode is in honor of fans of the fanfic series :) Scott and Kip are the main characters of the first book, and actually based on Cap & Bucky. Shane and Ilya are minor characters in the first book, but have their own books within the series 🤓🏒