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TRASH TASTE PATREON - LIFE ADVICE (Patreon)

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2024-01-29 15:23:23
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2024-01-30 05:01:41
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Hello Patrons,

As many of you should know by now, we aren't, well... factually correct 100% of the time. So you probably shouldn't take everything we say as life advice (Mudan fact check the goat).

That's why we want to ask YOU guys for some of your top life advice OR some of  the issues you may be struggling with now. Lay it, down on us like the little babymen we are. Or maybe we can become your gurus?

What are some of the things you may know now, but wish you knew when you were younger? 

Feel free to add in some personal stories if you're ok to share!

Comments

Oliver Noble

Don't cover yourself in custard and drive at the same time

Nathan Cooper

Don’t expect a moment to last a lifetime, nor waste a lifetime on one moment.

Investor_B

Nothing good or bad ever lasts forever

Central.kotah

You're going to find yourself cringe in the past, in the present, and in the future. Embrace the fact that you can be cringey as a human.

James Dimitri

Not to care too much about what other people think, and prioritize what you want to do because of how it makes YOU feel

Jeisson J Vasquez

Make sure to take care of yourself all the time, cuz there’s only 2 people on the world that cares about you a lot. Your mom and you.

Finbob04

Co-op meal deals are far better than the inferior Tesco meal deal

Durpmuffin

Put everything on black, easy way to double your money 🫡

hayato

when life give you melons, make melonade

James Dimitri

But on a less serious note: if there’s an option to add an egg to a meal, always take that option. A L W A Y S.

Danii

Hoes don't matter in the end, bros are there for life

Horse

A little bit of an obvious one but, don’t be afraid to try something and fail. At least then you can say you tried.

DALBlackRose

If u always feel down, remember that Kenya exists

Azurekiryu

Dont bend over backwards to please a person ; the real ones love you for who you are .

Steve Reynard

Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu is GOATED and Indonesian Cuisine is better than 90% of other Cuisines

Beadyblue

Everyone is always going to have an opinion, just do you, fuck em!

Andri Snaer

We have a saying in Iceland “ Þetta Reddast” (pronounced thet-ta re-dust) means it's all going to work out in the end. Or don't worry, it's going to be okay! Basically just it is what it is and it will work out eventually

Shaun Riordan

Prefrontal cortex really does fully develop at 25. Life might seem hard and chaotic, but it really is just making correct decisions. Pick a path, be patient, and know that it really does get better. Learn another language, learn a programming language, and grow you network as much as you can (with good hearted people).

Ela

Don't waste time on useless things or people, act so you can be the best version of yourself tomorrow and in 10 years, so you can be the person you want to become

Cloak Stone

Always remember, even the winner ends up back in the lobby. Also, just because you’re stuck in the storm, doesn’t mean the game is over.

Hakana07

No matter how bad bread crust tasted, don't waste food.

Fern

If you really like a doujin SAVE THE CODE, or you’ll spend months later searching keywords like a broken AI

Sef

Boss earns a dollar, I earn a dime. That's why I shit on company time

Ciro Maiorino

If u want to learn something, u have to dedicate time to it. I wish I knew this when I had more time to dedicate to things

MartinSince94

Don’t try to be lucky. Be prepared. Luck is when talent/ability meets opportunity.

shadowtheimpure

You miss 100% of the shots you never take. Never be afraid to fail.

ParaJss

Love what you love, don’t be ashamed to be a weeb, and learn Japanese.

Bob John

Try everything in life at least once to discover your preferences. If you're aware something is unfavorable, trying it just once is enough; there's no need for a second attempt.

Leegf

To my 14 yo self: DON'T watch Evangelion. It's gonna fuck you up for life.

Azurekiryu

Wording could have been better lol

Azurekiryu

Oh. Don't be too hard on your folks. They're also learning how to be parents too

Task Mask43

Be careful with what comes out of your mouth, a single sentence can destroy everything

Jon

The longer you wait to develop healthy habits, the harder it will be to develop them

The Wanderer

Double back up everything so you don't lose photos or videos if one hard drive fails

InSiddious

The best life advice I've gotten is that you need to treat life like tuning a guitar string. If you wound it too tight, it will snap and break. If you wound it too loose, then it won't make a sound. Wound it just right in the middle, and then it will make a pleasing sound. With that addition, different people are a different string. What is too loose for some may be just right for others. Focus on tuning your strings first. Garnt may know where I got this phrase.

Ciro Maiorino

This may seems dumb, but if u want something don't wait to see "How things goes"

Savitar

You can live in a car, but you can't drive a house. So buy a car.

Yousef Khalil

Being like everyone else takes more effort than being yourself.

Hydranok

Never shave onboard a boat

Neos

You don't need that many friends to have a good time, you just need one good friend

Guillermo Dezcallar Mangas

Learn to do stuff by yourself: like fixing a leaky faucet or something as simple as hanging a picture straight. Being a bit of a handyman will help you a lot in life

Lai Parco

Do not chase materialistic things for the sake of materialistic things. I have see multiple people in my life who had suffered because of it. I myself has suffered from it. Materialistic things should be enablers for you to better yourself in some aspect. Use them to strengthen your bonds with other people.

sian evans

One phrase I always use (mostly when explaing to people why I make jokes about my mental health and disabilities😅) is "if you don't laugh you'll cry" because, at least to me, I think of it as yes life sucks but if you let it get to you and don't see the funny side of life, especially in the bad times, then you'll just lose yourself to sadness so always find the funny side and even the hardest of times.

Savitar

In Romansch (and probably other languages too) we have a saying that translates to "don't pee against the wind"

John McKenna

Take more chances when you're young and have less to lose. Ask out that hot girl from high school -- what's the worst that's gonna happen?

Arvin

Time is expensive, that's why if you can pay (whale) to avoid spending time to do something that you dont enjoy (grinding), do it.. And playing tons of grindy JRPGs might be a sign that you are a M

MT The Poet

Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

Ashwin Venugopal

Its more important to create a good network in school/college rather than chase after grades. Grades can only get you so far if you fail at the social game.

Genesis Garcia

Buy a plunger BEFORE you need a plunger

Eric Gordon

Essentially, save NOTHING for marriage. You need to be sure not only that you're physically compatible, but also compatible on the things that come from living together like cleanliness habits, do they snore and can you deal with it? Do you have similar trajectories/life plans? Similar interests? The desire or lack there of to travel the world? A marriage is so much more than a relationship that's going well.

Kranxxe

As a pessimist, always expect the worst of things, so that you know what to do incase it happens

Ivo Fernandez Bujan

Don't throw your Game Boy game cases. It may occupy space now, but in the future it may occupy the same space in form of bills in your wallet.

Vega

The worst she can say isnt no

JOSU

To not take life seriously, death comes to everyone so why choose to stress. Enjoy the breeze on your face and the sun hitting your skin, enjoy the cold weather where your toes will quiver and die and enjoy the hardest parts of your life because without those things life isn't living. Even the worst things like death of a family member should be enjoyed because we got to experience the love and memories that they gave us in the first place. So take risks, lose money, waste time on dreams because if we don't we never truly live in the first place.

It´s a Wrap!!

unless you ask the answer is always no

Prim

Learn to cook at least basic meals, it'll save you more money than you think

Big Baron

Drink coffee. Simple as.

Elio Hawkins

Use your turn signals & mirrors and eat the joy of life that is chicken empanadas!

Devin Anggasurya

Don't do stuff just because your friends want you to.

Frog The Jam

delete social media apps from your phone. I do not follow this, but I should

HMSAfrika

Don’t do drugs ig

MartiNReacTs

You don't need everyone around you to like you

Kaenal

Take your time to do anything you wish to do or your tasks, and worry less about what others do or think about you.

Cathy C

Do what you want to do, not what you're okay with. Same applies with friends -- be friends with the people you want to be friends with, not the people you're okay with.

Melvin Andy

Live Everyday As If It Will Be Your Last Honestly you won't know whats gonna happen to you tomorrow. Struck by lightning, visit from truck-kun, some random hater stabs you in an alley etc. So don't hesitate on making decisions that you'll regret in the future for not making. Go to a bar you've always wanted to go to, spend money on that thing you think is useless but you just want it, get a car, get a house, make babies etc. Money? Just find a way to make it when you don't have enough of it. You guys are creators, so get creative.

Jared Butcher

Don't take your family for granted. They won't be around forever so make time to talk, hang out, and kiss your sister.

Ryan

Testicular Cancer is the most common form of cancer for men under 35. Fondle your balls every once in a while, if you find a lump, go to a doctor.

T1 Ryze

I'm in my mid-20s and heading to law school so I'm still on the young side but "To lose is to improve." Basically, don't be afraid of failure. Embrace it and learn from it.

Derek Summers

If you find yourself worrying about whether or not you are good or bad person; a bad person probably isn’t worrying about that kinda stuff anyways. I’m an elementary teacher and this resonates with my students often.

April Kemp

Keep trying new things, we're only here once and it makes life full and interesting.

Katie Walter

When training someone new, you need to remember that you were in their shoes before. So be patient and keep calm

Ryan

Keep a spare set of clothes in your car, that way no matter what happens you always have clean underwear.

dp Cooper

I used to stress alot on thing that are out of my control so I adapted a mindset that if I can't do nothing about it I dont think about it.

GooberAmber

Know when to give yourself a healthy break

Anthony Rodriguez

I wish I knew about bidets earlier, I probably would have avoided hemorrhoids. My ass is happy now

LHFluid

Sleep schedules dont work for everyone

Vandal Paulius

get your heart broken in teenage years, easier to deal with that later in life

Halo

Going to college without knowing what you want to do or without a solid goal is a complete waste of time and money. Networking and work experience is more important than a degree in many cases.

G0bby

Stop worrying about what others think about you. I always was super conscious that everyone was looking at me and making fun of me every time I went outside anywhere. It resulted in me shutting myself inside for a lot of my school life. I know now that no one actually gives a fuck about u. They are just trying to live their own life.

John64750

Don't confuse a hobby for a career choice. Plus, keep an open mind and never focus on only one option. I lost 5 years due to this.

Valimar

Go for an hour run each day, then you can eat whatever you want and be relatively fit.

Elweymiguel

Don’t let it crust 😔

Leah Pervere

This, 100%. Might've saved myself 7 years of a failed marriage had I ignored my church and "lived in sin"

afif akmal

believe in yourself, get to know yourself better.

afif akmal

someone gonna hate you and sometimes you need to fight back

Shop Owner

It's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit

Rio Li

Oogway: "Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

afif akmal

if you are good to someone doesn't mean they gonna be good to you but you find that special someone one day(friends/family)

Gegeji

Seeing the usual take on the Internet getting horribly often misinterpreted I would say stuff you learned in school that you think are useless (e.g. poetry analysis, reading comprehension, advance math) is more important than one might think. You may not necessarily need the content of those classes directly but they teach you skills that are useful and can be applied for for anywhere else (e.g. differentiating truth from misinformation, understanding contract terms, etc.)

Cristian Jimenez

Don’t let the uncontrollables control you. It’s never worth the stress, effort or time spent trying to change something you can’t. Focus on what you can do, life gets easier after that.

shoutingzombie

Never give a friend most of your time if they don't do the same. It only backfires on you hurting you in the end.

shoutingzombie

Don't let people you know pressure you into a relationship. It's okay to be single until you are comfortable with someone else later in life you find on your own.

Josss

Don't pretend to be to cool to do things, u might enjoy the memories later

Linda LeMonds

Don’t make someone a priority if they treat you like an option.

Jackson Ghelli

Since most trash taste viewers are probably sad, single weebs: don’t be discouraged because you’re unattractive. Confidence is the most attractive quality anyone can have, guy or girl (though particularly guys), and if you truly believe in yourself and have the confidence to take chances, your looks won’t hold you back no matter how unattractive you are.

David J Eddy

Governments are NOT your friend.

Vairag Amin

My life advice is just to be your genuine self.

LittleButt

cut off your toxic friends!!!!! it hurts so much in the beginning but you'll be so much happier in the long run. trust

Steve Jaramillo

The world is vast, complex and confusing. Sometimes you got to admit that we don't have all the answers. Might as well have a pint and watch everything blow over.

Austin

as someone with a little anxiety/depressive tendencies... 1) It's okay to not always push to improve myself at every moment in my waking life, I'm enough. 2) I don't need to overthink things too much, just make a decision, most of the times it doesn't really matter that much.

LittleButt

don't trust a guy who invites you over and turns on anime ovas on the big screen for you to make out to

LittleButt

get your world rocked by a goth girl

Gregory Colcer

I wish I knew to not try and be an anime character solely so I don’t be haunted by cringe 💀. Also I wish I ate my pizza crust

LittleButt

don't drink three glasses of wine before a trash taste show bc you will have to pee and it will be embarrassing to ask everyone in your row to stand up so you can go 😔

LeoTheLizard

Nothing matters and that's a good thing

Littlebit

I wish I could be less shy and less introverted and could be able to hold a conversation with a person and able to hang out with people as well

LittleButt

you dont need a lot of friends. just have a few you can really truly be yourself around. don't waste your time trying to impress people that make you feel like shit. and also make an effort to be a good friend to the people you care about!!

Adamtomical

Strive to be knowledgeable enough in a topic or in life to understand what you do know, and be confident in it, but humble enough to be aware that there is much you don't know or when you are wrong.

LittleButt

this one's rough, but you dont have to love your parents/siblings. you can choose your own family and you will find people who really love you ❤️

Redbir

Failure is a sign of success

Benbo Wambo

You never truly appreciate something until it’s gone

Ronan Hendry

"Future you" is not going to magically be better than you are now, you have to make an effort to improve.

Eduardo Zatarain

Serious ones: -"They may be bonded to you by blood, but sometimes, friends are more family than your actual family." -"Spend the time you can with your parents, if you want to and can. Talk to them, listen to them, hug them, tell them you love them. When they are gone, you'll regret that "love you" message you didn't sent." Fun ones: -KEEP YOUR DAMN FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TOYS! you don't know when they'll either be worth a ton or you'll just need a little bit of happy nostalgia to keep you going. Also today's toys are TRASH, especially fast food toys.

Selky

Drink less beer

Bichigusomaru
>>128250813

"No meat week, no Alkohol week , no sugar week no, Uber eats week (home made foodonly)"

Randy

Hobbies change through different times of your life, it may pain you to see that you may have fallen out of those things that brought you joy, happiness, and relaxed to. New ones will replace it and you may stick to them, but at least one or two will always be with you for life

Ricko Andrew

Don't let your fear decide your future. And No one is ever nothing.

Michael Butterly

Remind your loved ones that you care about them while they're still here.

Charles

Any specific group of individual is always represented to the larger audience by its worst members, so remember to keep a curious an open mind

DaleDaleDale

Mentioning Philippines will always get you views/engagement :D

Tdz

That more anime exists outside of Dragon Ball Z

Spärde

What ever ambition or dream you have, go for it

DaleDaleDale

My financial literacy: "If you can't buy it thrice, stop you are broke"

kawibuu

That friends come and go. each person’s interests and morals change throughout the years which can change your friendship. getting distant isnt bad as long as it didn’t end on a bad note. AND TO TRUST MY GUT FEELING CAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS RIGBT

Amlan Nanda

Dreams wait, goals don't.

Fisk

Finding a romantic partner isn't the main quest of the universe and succeeding will not instantly solve all your problems.

Ryocniel

Never underestimate or undervalue intimacy, whether it be romantic or platonic. In an age where it is so dangerously easy to isolate yourself, an occasional hug or even just a good high-five can help massively in keeping you sane during stressful times.

Fisk

There is no such thing as a "normal person". If you grew up with a different background you're just different and if anyone has a problem with that, that's on them.

Fisk

Value the stuff you actually enjoy, not the stuff people say you should enjoy.

Christine Dong

Adults don't know what they're doing either.

Ray

your perspective in life during school years is really limited by your peers. I saw myself and others often being in this unseen pressure to have to do something or else life goes wrong. However, the truth is all kinds of people live with different means. You can literally do anything(within your financial capabilities sadly). Just go do something.

Le Chonk

If you don't have a passion for something or don't seem to care,putting yourself out there/pursuing a hobby could help you realize what you like and open up new chances in life.

ZeosPantera

School doesn't teach you how to live. I figured it would but Paying bills, Investing/saving money. How to keep yourself alive with food, insurance, medical is all stuff you basically have no idea about when graduating HS or Uni. So my life advice is get your parents (or if they are meh your friends successful parents) to train you on that real life stuff.

Le Chonk

Mental health is important. A unhealthy/mindset can easily become normal and hard to rid of. Friends and family along with a hobby can make a real diffrence.

Kun_17

no matter how far you can fly, never forget your home. remember to always make time for your parents

Twig

If you can't be good, be safe

Twig

A few SSS-tier friends is far better than many A-tier friends

Purinblossom

If you're at the store and are indecisive about buying a snack you want, just buy it. Otherwise you'll regret it later (っ´ω`)ﾉ

Mong Con

You will never really feel that you have 100% figured out everything. There are always surprises, both good and bad, at every turn you take and every choice you make. They really nail this in Berserk, so just bloody go read it lads.

Bryan Fu

1) Face it til ya make it. 2) Perfection is the enemy of good and progress. 3) You're entitled to your feelings but not the facts. 4) Always give yourself some credit each day and reward yourself rest. 5) Complete satisfaction is the death of the artist.

Jake Leong

Health is wealth be it mentally or physically

Megamanps2

Don't care what people think of you. Your haters don't care if you win or lose. They just hate.

George Ruiz

My favorite life advice had to be “A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is not on the branch but on it’s own wings. Always believe in yourself”

George Ruiz

Always have goals because youll always look forward to the next day 🔥🙏🏼

Caelum Seah

Don't be Afraid to indulge/satisfy your inner child.

Christie Mourn

Something that’s saved me a lot of needless trouble in the past, and probably will continue to do so in my future: never trust your brain to make decisions past 1 AM. Whatever you were gonna do, wait until the morning because you’re either too tired to realize it’s dumb or too tired to do it without screwing something up (but it’s normally the former).

drayswain

getting a good physique. Will make you feel happier and more energized just by eating good, sleeping good and training hard. You only have one life so you should try it at least once, you are never too old. RIP Zyzz

Levi Hicks

Something that’s helped me a lot as I’m getting older is Don’t be lazy, put in work and actually take the proper steps towards building your future to be successful.

Echidna

Not so much advice but personal experience. I grew up in a super strict household (My mom is Thai and my dad is black) Everything I did was governed by my parents I grew up to have a really hard time working and dealing with authority. It’s been a struggle to get past that. I love my parents though and our relationship has improved substantially over the years

John Ho

Travel and do some bucket list items while you're young, before you get married and settled down with kids

Nashi Parfait

It’s okay to have a Charlie Brown style wardrobe… but only if you milk it for content (looking at you, Connor.. you need more purple shirts)

shoutingzombie

If you really want to see how someone acts, let them not have their way. It will show their true colors how they handle pressure infront of you of last minute changes.

Mic Mike

Have faith in yourself and learn to love yourself. Seek help from friends, family and a mental health professional if necessary. In the end, you're the person that matters the most in your life. Only by accepting your flaws and taking care of yourself can you really grow. Try as best as possible to find out what are your passions in life and keep in touch with the people you love and cherish. I wish that I figured that out earlier in life. I still struggle, to this day, to find happiness and peace of mind but I am slowly working towards that goal. Suffering from anxiety and insomnia (also from loneliness), it sometimes feel like everything goes wrong for me so I take little steps to change things for the better. Hope it doesn't take forever though... Not getting any younger...

LittleButt

let your mini pizzas cool off before you bite into them. my mouth has been burnt for 3 days now

Aaron Murdoch

I've spent a lot of time regretting some of the choices I made in the past and wishing I had done things differently. Eventually, I came to realize that that is a waste of time, and will get me nowhere. No matter how hard you try, the past is set and unchangeable. Thankfully, the future isn't. And on the topic of the future, I used to spend a lot of time fantasizing about it instead of taking the steps to actually get to where I want to be. Overall, focus on the here and now, and pace yourself to achieve the dreams you want. Set realistic goals to get there too! I also wanted to mention that, a manga that I heavily relate with in terms of growing up, getting my shit together, and figuring out what I want to do in life is Inio Asano's "Solanin," and I think it's a manga that everyone can take something really valuable away from. The fact that he told that story in only two volumes is mind blowing. That's why he's the goat! THE GOAT!!!

RogueJoy(Daniel)

be true to yourself always no matter what happens.

Steppi Nick

never be happy what you have cause if you are your are standing still i life but should never lose respect to yourself no matter what (never be happy is meant not in the way suffer every day in life but try to improve every day in one or another way and respekt your own bodys borders hear what it has to say)

AlBaraa AlBakri

Life advice: Take every piece of life advice with a grain of salt, somethings that may be relevant to others may not be relevant to you and vice versa. Best way to know for sure is trial and error. Wait....

MassivePotatoe

If you feel lonely, don‘t rush into bad relationships just to feel better. Its better to have 1 Friend who listens to your problems than 20 that don‘t. Don‘t take peoples comments to personal, when they ask about getting a partner. Its best to only get together with someone when the vibe is right. Never force yourself to be with someone just because you will no longer be single. Most importantly don‘t be afraid to take risks in studies, wanna try and learn/ become what you always wanted? Go for it. You wouldn‘t wanna be an old person who regrets not trying to achieve their dreams.

AlBaraa AlBakri

Something I'm sort of thinking about: There's a lot of pressure to achieve great things and be passionate about something, but I'm happy with the idea of living a bog standard life (family, kids etc.) without any real passion outside of enjoying living and trying to experience as much as I can within that. Do you boys think that that's a valid way of life (I know you guys are content creators, but asking mostly about how well it's ended up for people you know)

Yuke Weiß

Don't spend your life sweating on the small stuff and let the moment pass you buy. The hobbies you're doing now will dry up and you'll look back at how seriously you took it all. The opportunities to do really cool stuff are not infinite and you need to enjoy them while they're happening. Not worry what's next.

townpoem

Life happens.

NM

If you aren't directly involved, don't get into drama if you don't have to. It's unfuilling in the long run and more trouble than it is worth.

Mathias Helt

Life isn't as short as people like to think it is. The average life expectancy around the world is around 70. Take your time. There are lots of trade jobs that you can apply to, people just don't look at these cause they are looked down upon, however they pay good money, don't require a high education, and if you get good at these they become quite flexible. `Nothing changes if nothing changes ` I heard this in the past year and it helped me a lot. You can't get a better life or strive to your goals if you don't change up your life. Motivation can't hold you up, you need to discipline yourself if you want to improve.

Fabian Sluz

You cant take care of others if you don't take care of yourself.

Eric Dunham

Let things sit before making a choice. Knee jerk reactions usually cause more issues then they fix.

Fisk

Having a few good friends, that you can trust is more important than loosely knowing 100+ people.

Anjelllo

Be curious, not judgmental. Judgement from others doesn’t mean they’re right , they’re narrow minded

SusDawgVA

Tis better to shit in the sink than sink in the shit

ElizaGalaxia

If you’re worried about how to do things in life, don’t. No one knows what they’re doing.

rs4338

When life gives you pizza crust and boneless chicken, use the crust as the bone

Αντώνιος Σταυρινός

Nothing is pointless if you can gain something even remotely useful from it,even if it takes years for that to be needed

Kishbokai

As time passes, making friends and keeping friends becomes harder and harder as the world and we, as people, continue to grow. Especially when you have problems with socialising, yet the people around you find it much easier to create shallow or deeply connected friendships. I say this as a uni student who struggles with autism and severe social anxiety where I do not know simple things like if you're supposed to talk to someone if they're on their phone texting next to you when you were talking to them. Or how to create a friend group, or even how to make friends properly and not be a one-sided effort. It is, an endless struggle.

AximusPrimus

Travel as much as you can. There's only one planet and you only live once. Try to see as much as you can while you are here. While it is expensive you'll never remember the cost just the memories you make on your travels.

Grand Master Koop

Being positive all the time is too tiring, it's ok to be an asshole in moderation.

EggCake

Not every peepee time is poopoo time but every poopoo time is peepee time

Asstray

Get over the barrier!!

ALLSLIP

NEVER have regrets!! (I regret not taking those guitar lessons.) Also dabbing your meat with TP after urinating is totally weird. I think...

Mc814k3

"Preoccupied with a single leaf, you wont see the tree. Preoccupied with a single tree, youll miss the entire forest." - Takuan, Vagabond.

Logan O'Neill

“It’s better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum” -Sun Tzu

Hammid The Weeb

Dear god kid put down the Chainsaw Man manga you will never find someone like Makima

SmellySpirit

If there's a hole there's a goal

Clumsygaya

You are not made in this world to be liked by everyone who interacts with you. However, finding the right people who will unconditionally form a relationship with you, treasure that dearly.

LiluUwu

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

LiluUwu

We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.

Anonymous_oreo

Anything essential is invisible to the eye.

DreamingCannibal

Not everyone has the same amount of spoons that you do. Not everyone has the same amount of forks you do. But we all have a limit of spoons we can give and forks we can take. Spoons are the amount of energy you may have per day. Sometimes we only have one spoon, sometimes we have a dozen. Sometimes the spoons are teaspoons, sometimes they are soup spoons. Forks are the amount of pain points you can take per day. A fork may be small but when it stabs you it still hurts.

Glorypriest

it's better to not worry about things that don't matter to you personally or just day to day inconveniences

Apollo

Everyone suffers, but it is up to us to create meaning out of it. I have struggled with my self-image, hobbies, and especially my self-worth, and life-threatening dramas (I'd rather not get into it). I have learned to accept that everything that happened to me, already happened and I should accept that. I can't change the past, but I can most certainly change my future. A book that helped me realize this (yes ik who tf reads books), is Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl would recommend it to anyone if they are interested.

FitzFitz

I remember I was in class one day and we just finished discussing our final thoughts on Catcher in the Rye. And I was like fuck that wasn't bad but didn't we just read the inner monologues of a kid who is the today's equivalence of an edge lord. It got me thinking though, why are some stories put on a higher pedestal than others. And I extend this to other facets of media as well, like why are books more esteemed than comics and movies. There are all stories just with different ways to tell it. Why does the school make me read about incest and the tragedy of Oedipus Rex. I get that some stories are of older times and it is good to try realize the impact those books and plays had when they came out, but other than that and trying to expand my vocabulary. I honestly think, and this might be a wild fucking statement, having to write a paper psychoanalyzing Griffith would be better for schools, because he is a more complex and interesting character than Oedipus Rex. I think students could get more out of reading berserk than Oedipus. With the exception of maybe learning a more diverse vocabulary if you read Oedipus, Berserk is a better story because of the complex characters and themes throughout the story. I think people would have more to learn from that than the vocabulary. Point in being I think schools and well all people in general should embrace all media and treat it equally, because ultimately stories are stories and art is art, no matter the form it is told or shown in. Also Fahrenheit 451 is a dog ass story, I say let the students read Dune instead damn it.

Will

Suns out guns out

Mialotic

Make friends from all walks of life. Yes at some point you'll meet people that are likeminded or enjoy similar hobbies, but also having a separate group that have different perspectives helps to foster kindness and open-mindedness. Even hearing a "wrong" opinion makes you the wiser because it's not just dat guy that has that opinion, unfortunately...

Asstray

There will always be barriers ahead of us, no matter how big or small, there always a way to overcome it, just don’t give up.

makiballnyan

Like and love are two different things, and you probably shouldn't invest too much time into people you merely find attractive

Alan

Try. I think we often forget to give it our all because we believe that we can sail through some events without doing much, and later on we think back to the days we could've worked harder or pursued more things. Try your best even when you don't fully feel like it, build discipline so that when it actually matters you're not relying on motivation to get you through, therefore not scraping by the edge of your teeth. Try even when times are tough, because even if there isn't light at the end of the tunnel you can adapt and become better. Start believing you can make your own way out of the darkness if the path doesn't lead you anywhere. Start believing in yourself.

Androo Gnoix

Don’t have too much or too little of everything, including estimation. What people deserves isn’t always what they need. In order to break or change rules, first understand them and their point. We will always be flawed. But looking for, acknowledging, and working on those flaws is what will make life better.

Lady Lexie VT

Entering your 30s is not the end of the world. During my 20s, I often felt like my life was going nowhere because there was so much pressure from everybody around me to settle into a conventional lifestyle. So as closer as I would get to being 30, the more I was feeling like a letdown. And yet, something clicked after that milestone. I got my own apartment after a lifetime of savings and traveled more than I ever had before. I met more people, got a lot more professional experience in my field, and fulfilled a bunch of lifelong dreams. So my advice is to just go through life at your own pace and enjoy every stage because the best is yet to come for you. And don't ever let anyone shame you for living with your parents, because there's no point in spending thousands of dollars on rent unless forced by circumstances. The amount of money you could end up saving is insane. And do travel as much as you can in your youth, because the body does start to give up after a certain age, haha.

merlin kim

listening is a skill just like walking and talking. never underestimate having good listening skills with all the different types of relationships you have in your life and will have in the future. so work on your listening skills. itll help out with comprehension.

MercuryBlessing

Eat your damn protein! When I was younger I used to workout all the time. For about 5 years I never thought about my diet. Until I did and I started eating 80% - 100% of my bodyweight in grams of protein every day. Not only did it help immensely with my strength and body composition but also my sugar cravings went down (Though I still love cookies) and my overall energy went up. You can simply start by prioritizing protein at every meal like some chicken, beef or eggs and then gradually increasing it. Don't overly use protein bars/ shakes as they can def lead to digesting issues depending on your gut. Though if you find the right protein powder for you, protein and greek yogurt can be like pudding. IF you do want to starting prioritizing i'd recommend just tracking your protein and finding out about how much protein is in your food for at least a month to get a sense. Protein intake is so underrated still it improves so many aspects of your life, even if you don't do any strength training it is still incredibly important, trust me you'll see a big change if you are consistent with it. Soon enough you don't even have to think about it. You can still enjoy everything else just eat ya protein

Ellie

Drink hard , piss hard

merlin kim

for anyone in high school, god help you; but do things outside of school. it feels like high school is your whole world and anything that goes wrong means your world is ending but truly, after a few year from graduating high school, things will pass by and make it seem so small in comparison. take advantage of your free time and try to find cultures outside of high school. obviously stick to the legal stuff.

CB0065

1. Live your life when you are young go places, travel aboard, try something you want (as long as it is not drug and gambling). As you get old, it will be harder and harder due to a lot of things...such as backpain. 2. Don't rely on other to have fun in life, if you found a life long friends or partners that's great but you may not so have the ability to have good time by yourself is a skill you should have. (NOT INCLUDE "THAT" ACTIVITY" lol

SyukotsuWolf

The waves will always come, so learn to swim. I used to get frustrated with therapy wondering why life wasn't automatically better after learning so many tools to cope better, feel my feelings, etc. Then I heard someone say, "Learning new skills doesn't mean the waves won't come, it just means you've learned how to swim through them" and that helped me reframe my thinking about all of my progress. The lows may keep coming, but they'll be easier to face if you equip yourself with the right skills and tools to get through them.

Braelyn 🧸

How do you personally get things done when you have no motivation? I do my best to push through those days where I have none, but it can be incredibly challenging.

JustThatShow

if you need to go for a epic dump just do it dont risk crapping your pants like joey his poor underwear and aki have seen and smelt some shit also dont eat pizza with a knfie and fork just no stop it and get help, also drink your orange juice just not the ones with bits those drinks are disgusting

Ryvius

Boring Career Stuff: All of this stuff is true generally, obviously there will be exceptions. 1) The best way to get better pay is to get a new job at a different company. Companies do not reward loyalty. 2) What's important isn't being good at your job, it's having people believe you're good at your job. These are obviously related, but if everyone in your business is constantly busy, your manager isn't going to go into detail about how well you've worked, they'll vibe check it. Speaking with confidence, and promoting yourself and the good work you've done to the others around you (in a non-wanky way) will do great things for how your competency is perceived. 3) Lie on your resume, but in a smart way. If you have a skill you learned in your own time, but haven't yet used it in a job setting, say that you did. If most of your job experience isn't relevant to what you're applying for, then overemphasise the bits that do, and their role in your work. DOn't just make up skills you don't know. 4) Lastly, the workplace is filled with people, not professionals. If someone is a complete dumbass in their day to day life, they aren't suddenly going to come into the office and become reasonable. Being right is only important if the people in charge care about right-ness.

SonkesViper

Most people that you encounter in life are going to be a lot more insecure than you think they are. And that's not a bad thing it just helps to know that everyone is going through similar things in life.

ImNotHim

How do you deal with being stuck in the middle of work and being a bum. I’m at the point in life where I feel nothing is advancing. I don’t have anything to work towards. So I don’t want to in general. But I have also been a bum where I haven’t worked for a month and believe it or not. You get tired of doing nothing. Playing games, watching TV etc. If you have been in this position. How do you get out of it?

risdon17

life becomes so much easier when you stop caring about what people think of you

Soluna

Be kind. It is one of the hardest things to keep up as you get older and your perspective more jaded, but it’s how you stay open to people, circumstances, and change.

shiroe britania

MAY FAVORITE LIFE ADVICE SINCE I WAS IN HS: every beginning has an end, and every end has a new beginning OR "Every New Beginning Comes from the Beginnings End" by Seneca