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Welcome to the second in a (maybe) new series - Cinema Therapy After Dark! In this show, Alan and Jono are forced to do their jobs with no preparation whatsoever, reacting to (subjectively) terrible movies chosen by crew members David and Brad. This time, the guys are subjected to the "ambiguous" and "complex" Madame Web.

Viewer discretion advised. This show does NOT have the content boundaries of typical episodes!

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InkStick

So does this mean we can expect Fifty Shades of fail?

Sunny Solstice

Oh dear David is making sure he gets revenge as the editor by torturing these two

CinemaTherapy

David and Brad have a list of ideas, and we don't know about it!

Wayward Ace

I would love to see this series continue, I have some suggestions in my notes. 😊

InkStick

Oh, should I be scared?

CinemaTherapy

I doubt they'd pick it (even for After Dark) since the guys are adamant about not covering it. But I don't know how diabolical David and Brad plan to be! - Corinne (producer)

InkStick

In all seriousness, I made that as a joke mainly because I saw Dakota Johnson on the thumbnail and I was like “Oh no!”

Anna Murray

Brad AND David are the best!

InkStick

Honestly, I am now insanely curious of what those two are cooking up. IF YA SMEEEEEEEEELL WHAT BRAD AND DAVE… Are cookin…

Anna Murray

Jono and the 2003 ChatGPT!

Jay Skylar's Stories

PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES I NEED THIS 😂 also you should totally do a Psychology of a Hero on Madame Web, she's such a rich and complex character, so much ambiguity and subtlety there

Jay Moretz

I love these! Please continue "After Dark!"

bryt.knee

Absolutely living for the Kraven x Kpop demon hunter edits 😌

Lynettra

I am at work 💀😂💀🤣💀 Alan’s laugh is everything! Jono is broken and I love it.

Doro

That was fun! Now I don't have to watch the movie to see why it was so bad

Kristin 🦦

This made my teenager and me crack up so hard. Best spring break family watch so far!

AnnieNoiseAnnoysAnOyster

This was an absolute delight - you had me from the moment you introduced Jono as Voldemort. I am definitely a "Cinema Therapy After Dark" fan!!

KrissyArtist

Omg not Madame Web. This movie is awful!

KrissyArtist

This video was hilarious. I love watching people react to this awful movie. This movie is somehow worse than catwoman the halle Barry one. Like this is so bad and funny because of it

KrissyArtist

The real villain was the script

Teresa McQueen

These after dark episodes are too effing funny! Thank you, I thoroughly enjoy laughing with you guys!!

G.D. Graham

This kind of episode is GLORIOUS. Please do more 🥰

Briandy

Please make this an ongoing series!

SaucyJTB

I love that we get more Brad in these episodes. He's seriously so funny 🤣.

Jenna Sutton

This is 100% one of my favorite reasons to subscribe to your Patreon. We need more of these!

Jessie B

More CT After Dark PLEASE!!

Woodwind

Wow that's really saying something 🤣🤣🤣

Eloise Flanagin

Laughing at something that is ridiculous is good therapy!

Marie-Soleil Cha

Thank you so much for this. I laughed to tears!

Aimee Murray

The uterus is indeed the villain. It's regularly my villain, anyway.

Jamie_is_Tired

I never saw madame web. Jono was making me cackle this whole video😂

Patrick Boyda

So far as I can guess from scrapped concept art and rumor, the original idea was that Simms got visions of who Peter Parker would grow up to be, and was pursuing Mary Parker to kill her before he was born.

Coby Sevdy

When I saw "After Dark," I assumed these would cover more adult films. But I'm not disappointed, this was fun to watch!

Ski

I watched this movie while drunk and then it was fun

Melissa

Love After Dark! Need lots more 💕 Do you understand? Patrons must have! 😁

ysolde

OK. Must not have empowered women in the future. Also, must have more CTAD. It's a moral imperative!

thebluecastle

I know that Heated Rivalry is waaaay outside the content boundaries you normally do, but a CTAD on it would be so amazing!

Katie Sanderson

I swear, The Suicide Squad with Jared Leto was better than this movie. Not all of the performances were great, but at least it was filled with dialogue and a plot that we could all understand!

CinemaTherapy

Jono here. I would be happy to have David curate some clips for us, haha!

CinemaTherapy

Indeed. SS was terrible but it also had entertainment value beyond its badness. This one is a slog!

CinemaTherapy

I don't even drink and that sounds amazing! - Jono

CinemaTherapy

Honestly, truly, happy that my pain gave you pleasure :) - Jono

CinemaTherapy

Marie-Soleil, we love to make you happy :) - Jono

Melissa

Woohoo! (I tried to Madame Web the comment as much as I could without making everyone ill 🤣)

Kate Ackerley

guys! this is why even though I absolutely can't afford to keep renewing Patreon, I CAN'T CANCEL BECAUSE I WOULD MISS THIS! CTAD is awesome! Slogan should be "Bad Cinema, Good Therapy" LOL BTW I hadn't watched Madam web because I assumed it would be terrible, which it is... but I HAD to watch it because I'm getting ready for that Psychology of a Hero of Madam Web. I'm fully expecting this so... please do it!

Frost Song

Where do we get more cinema therapy after dark?

LibKat

Preach, Sister!

LibKat

Loved this! May I suggest our movie raccoon torture the daddies with Congo? Villain therapy on Tim Curry’s character would rule.

Heather B

Pleeeeeeeeze do more Of these after dark episodes. I love when you are more critical and judgy of terrible characters or movies. I rewatch the twilight videos often bc they’re so fun to tackle the awful of those films. I love the jingle all the way one of this series too. Hoping for more of these, maybe soon and a reduction in stranger things content.

Heather B

Please make more after darks!!! Or just roast more terrible movies. This was fo fun. I’m going to watch this terrible movie and hope you guys put out an episode for it..

Gabe Vermund

Yall should do Battlefield Earth!

Jennifer

I saw this dvd at the library and thought “oh huh a marvel movie I haven’t heard of, sure.” Clearly I never saw this episode beforehand…

Crystal Pope

This was such a fun series to watch. I’m looking forward to more.

Almendra Báez Riquelme

hahahahhahahhahhhahahahhhhhhahaahahhahahahhahhaa This is exactly how it goes when I try to explain movies or sereis to my husbnad. him: but how does that work? me: they don't say but based on my movie sense and I think blah or bleh 'cuz that is what makes most sense and I'm going with that him: OK, so no logic whatsoever, continue, what happens then?

G.D. Graham

Such a HILARIOUS episode