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July Grab Bag of Mystery: The Roastery (Patreon)

Published:
2023-07-05 15:00:09
Edited:
2023-09-20 14:37:06
Imported:
2026-06
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Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. July's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is The Roastery.

Alan and Jonathan walk into a... coffee shop? That's the joke... they're the joke.

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The Hideaway Tavern

“Decker is a very violent name.” “Wanna test that?” I almost did a spit take! 😂😂😂

Traci Koehler

That's the best response I've ever seen to the mean crap people say online.

Meilin

First, it was hilarious. Second, I'm sorry for all the mean things people say. You turned it into a joke but it still hurtful. Last, I'm sorry to know what they mean by 'emasculated betas'. I shouldn't, but I do. Anyway, great video !

Andrew Feistner

That looks like it was a lot of fun to make, had a hard time keeping myself from hysterics in my work break room.

Angie

"Decker is a very violent game" "Do you wanna put that to the test?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Omg I'm dying

Michael Emerson

Loved this. And I'm sure the best thing would be to wish the people who left such comments all the happiness in the world.

Tom Painter

Amazing way of doing one of these, well done to all involved. Maybe less so the original savage comment section gremlins.

Marie-Soleil Cha

I almost spat out my (non-cocoa) drink! This was hilarious, guys. Loved the fun cast you had on this. Everyone played well. And wooww the comments you got, I can't believe people even tell you this! I saw in the other comments that they were from the Megamind episode. So in a way it reassures me a bit, but still!!

Elizabeth McDowell

This was wonderful. Thank you for always being gracious and finding the humor where you can when it comes to the haters. Also, way to go Alan at keeping a straight face while Stacy was singing to your dad bod. Well done the both of you. Thank you for this bright spot in my Wednesday! 💚

Deb Kunkel

"Do you want to put that to the test?" So glad I had just swallowed what I was drinking, or I might be looking at a new keyboard.

Hannah Vaughn

I 👏🏼 LOST 👏🏼IT when you got to Fiddler on the roof reference…and then the cup ending killed me. Also, special kudos to whoever found the Tin Tin shirt for Jono 😘👌🏻🤣

Siusen Fong

Honestly, I see nothing but positive comments on your youtube videos, where do these negative comments appear??? I'm not denying their existence, but where do you get these comments? Who would even dislike you guys? You're like some of the only good things left in this world. Please don't listen to them. You guys are all AMAZING!!!

Emily Snell-Salvaggio

“The Roastery” is a genius take. For real. But also glad to know most of the roast comments were requested and y’all aren’t getting straight up bullied on YouTube 👀

YashaShiva

Love it! And yes, in real life people (most of the time) don't say shit like that, because it's really awkward. Well beisdes school maybe. :'D You're doing just fine. Hope you can manage to ignore it on the long run.

Smidge

OMG, THEY KNOW TINTIN. Sorry not sorry, but that alone was worth the price of admission. Jono's deeefinitely the Tintin of the two; I've been around Alan's sailor language in person! 🤘🤣

Lynettra

I love it! Don't ignore the haters, make them fuel for art! The best revenge is success, and my whole family has nothin but love for ya!...Also, learned that Jono gets froggy when he gets his hot cocoa with insults instead of whipped cream. And Alan's giggle at 4:08 is EVERYTHING

Kyra C.

Ending 10/10. YouTube is a scary place man

Emily

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Alan & Jono’s favorite hot beverages!? Also, is requesting your viewers to roast you in the same vein as dad jokes 😂🤔🤣

taylor garrett

I am sorry about those rude comments. That was way too funny!!!!

Fiona Stevenson Designs

What an amazing way to bring home the fact that very few people would dare to say to your face the garbage they throw out online! Do it AGAIN!!!

Hello there

Okay who's in for a group hug? I need to jump through the screen now and share my love for you two and your crew. How dare they writing such nasty comments about two of favorite people. I love that Sophie was on screen again. I love her, she's amazing. Every crew member is doing such a great job, thank you for working so hard. I'm really glad that most of the comments are actually nice amd friendly, you have created a really great community.

NinaGreen

god, I love everything about this. from the concept, to the little details (like the name of the coffee shop) to the friends-and-family cameos like Shona, Sophie and Jack. What a fantastic way to deal with the haters. I mean, the "celebrities read roast tweets about themselves" format has been around for a while, but making it into a short film is just the creative type of thing you guys would do (and by 'you guys' I do mean the entire group of people behind this production, not just Alan and Jono) Also, the after-credits scene where Jono is his normal nice self is just like the whipped cream on top of my cocoa <3

SaucyJTB

I just realized that I never commented on this video. I had to come back here after Smidge reminded me of this video in Discord today. The Jono that said, "You wanna put that to the test?" He seems fun 🤣. You guys are great, and I love coming back to watch this every once in a while, just for laughs. The internet is a vile place some days. Thanks so much for putting yourselves out there!