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August Grab Bag of Mystery: Alan's Skincare Routine! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-02 15:00:09
Edited:
2023-09-20 14:37:34
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2026-06
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Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. August's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is Alan's Skincare Routine! 

What's your favorite step? Comment below!

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Pam Jackson

That was so disturbing now I need therapy

Amelia Hansen

I may not survive, I'm just trying to work not asphyxiate because I'm laughing so hard 🤣

Hello there

What was that😆?! I mean thank you... I guess XD Man, I love your silliness. How often did you have to film the last part because I would have lost it immediately😅. You are a handsome man Mr. Seawright and congrats to Jonochu for not loosing it. That's just another Jolan moment right there^^.

Angie

Favorite step? Definitely when you inflict the skincare routine on Jono 😂 This was fantastic, love it ❤️ Since I don't have facial hair, it never occurred to me what one would do for the skin under the hair. Do the moisturizers and whatever serums just work through the hair? Seems like they wouldn't hurt the hair...? And with your fair complexion and fair hair, do you get sunburned spots on the skin under your facial hair? Now I must know. Lol

Lauren Wagstaff

I think my favorite step is curling up in the fetal position overcome with existential dread and anxiety, followed by the mask peel.

B

As an esthetician I died a little on the inside 🤣💀

Lynettra

👀 okayyyy that was um.... *clears throat* ...informative 😨 oh and favorite step: apricot scrub. i love that stuff!

Nell Campbell

Hahaha I really enjoyed that. It had layers.

Eve72

Thank you, Alan, for not slugging with Vaseline. Because no one needs to see anybody do that😬

Grace Woodliff

Jono better listen..or...the hose...😶

Muggo

I wasn't sure about watching this, but I'm really glad I did hahaha It was so goofy, thank you to both of you! ♡

Amelia from the BitchenBoutique

Fabulous. But as a fellow exfoliant enthusiast, may I suggest a kinder, gentler, CHEAPER alternative? Baking soda. Like the tiniest amount of it. I use it all over at least a few times a week but I could easily use it daily. Try it on your hands first, just sprinkle a little into your wet palm (or dip your wet finger in and use what stuck to it) and go. A little hand-washing motion for maybe 30 seconds to get it everywhere… or longer if you want… and rinse it off. You’ll see what I mean. It’s a very gentle chemical exfoliant. Kinda dissolves the dead skin. YOU WILL BECOME OBSESSED. JOIN ME!

Austin Bell

Now I need a thriller with this and you two guys.