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Masterbatin May! (Patreon)

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2018-05-09 21:22:47
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It's May!  And you know what that means xd


Happy Masturbation Month!

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Anonymous

OMG Gael 🔥🔥❤️❤️

Anonymous

You always know when I’m writin a paper like......time for a break 😉💕💕💕💕

Ileandra & Raven

Daaaaaayum! Yet another reason to consider May my favourite month. Can't wait to listen to this! 😶 💦

Anonymous

Bring on the toys!! 😍

Jessica Kate

Just before bedtime, delicious 😏

Trina

THANK YOU G! I'm in need of a little cheer and you always bring a smile to my face 😎

Anonymous

OHHH DEAR LORD ANOTHER FLESHLIGHT AUDIO I AM ALL IN!!! Gonna finish playing overwatch in a few hours and then 😍😏😍😏😍😏😍😏

Anonymous

Wait I'm only one minute in and this is so so good this is art idc

V

aaaand coincidentally, it's national moscato day! whoop whoop!!

Anonymous

Oh my. Did you know that when your face blushes, so does the lining of your stomach? The lining of my stomach be red as hell right now.

GinaG

Weeeeeee!

Anonymous

My favourite month of the year 😈

Anonymous

Things start to really heat up in May where I am...now in more ways than one, lol, thank you for keeping it hot!

Anonymous

At work and can’t listen now.... if it’s like the last one...whew!

Anonymous

😳 I’m just about to go out... Faaaaak!!!! 😂 Edit: There’s a fleshlight tag?!? 😳😭 I can’t wait to listen to this tonight. 😈💦😭 It’s only 9AM

Your Princess

Holy fucking shit, those lube sounds 😍😍😍😍

Anonymous

Oh my God Gael. I can't wait to hear this. Mmm... 😍😍😍

Anonymous

Isn’t every month Masturbation Month in Gaelandia tho 🤔😜💦

Nikki-Nik

I haven't even listened..and I can just imagine!!! G..you naughty boi!! 😍😍💦💦💋💋

Anonymous

I was thinking about going to bed and sleeping... But I saw #Fleshlight...

Anonymous

I literally!! Just said to myself "omg when is Gael sharing all this new naughtiness" i put my phone down n pick it up n voila!! This man is a GOD!! Any creature that can hear the thoughts of thousands of women and deliver just what they asked for everytime cannot be a mere human and demigod just doesnt explain his ability to magically command orgasms out of thin air sans any physical stimulation like God commanded light into existence. Cum with me? Cum for me angel? Cum on that dick? Yes lord!! Anything for you!!!🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Ok let me get to actually listening to this 😊 Gael you are appreciated 😘😘😘 Love you G ❤❤❤

Anonymous

........hElP.........

Anonymous

Riding those Ridges!!! 👍🏼🐎 Giddyup!

Anonymous
>>12202729

(.................also did you get my message about the Treat the Peach series G...............? No worries if you didn't, I know you’re a busy 🐝!)

Anonymous

Ahhhhhh!!! Well I was leaving the grocery store when I got this notification and I couldn’t wait. Perfect timing it ended right when I got home. Very hot!!!! But, um, I am going to have listen to this again tonight so I can play along 😉

Catherine

Its the most wonderful time of the year. 😁

Anonymous

It's kind of unfair that I have to be on my period right now because FUCK, that was hot!!! I'll have to listen to this again in a few days when I can properly enjoy it, without turning my bed into a crime scene. 🤣😜

Anonymous

Ffs... those growls. That dirty talk. The lube sounds... I might have to take my toy and play along with this later 😈😈😈 Only one minute in, and my breathing changed. I had to bite my finger so I wouldn’t moan out loud 😅

Anonymous

Pleasure-drunk G voice makes me nuts. Hand to God I'm on the verge of proposing marriage. Or naked Twister. Whatever.

Anonymous

Currently on the train.. Is this safe to listen to? 😂

Belloya

Dear sex gods, thank you. More please. Amen

Belloya

Does anyone else have a list of toys they want him to unbox? Or is that just me?

Your Princess
>>12202660

G, you’re going to kill me! But don’t stop... this is the best way to go 😵🤣

Anonymous

Oh god, I can’t with you Gael......🔥🔥🔥🔥💦💦💦💦❤️

Anonymous

I'm sitting in a cubicle at work right now, so I gotta wait...I cackled at the notification, though XD

Anonymous

What a lovely way to spend my birthday month 😏😘😏😘

Anonymous

Full on McSteamy!! Approved!! 👍🏻👌🏻 Very very sexy!! 🤤 That voice really is the most delicious thing I have ever heard!! 😊 Thank you for bringing us to the Pleasure Island yet again! With. Every. Single. Audio!! 😍 You never disappoint! Really, what would we do without you? Especially in a month like this? 😊 Bring it on Lion King!! ❤️❤️❤️

Your Princess
>>12202972

I was thinking the same thing when I saw this pop up! May Babes unite!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lev

Fucking christ Gael! 😍💦💦💦 Excuse me kids Mommy needs 10 minutes in the bathroom by herself before she can make dinner. Because who can concentrate on making a hot dish when there's this waiting for you? 😏😏😏

Anonymous
>>12202913

How can you be sure he isnt The Sex God tho.....?????🤔🤔🤔🤔

Anonymous

Whew!🔥🔥🔥 Those toy removal sounds are so sexy, though!😍 Just imagining the visuals on that has me biting my lip.💋 Any mention of precum is so mmmm.😍 Move over Halloween and Christmas, I believe May is now my favorite month. ;) What a finale!🔥😙❤

Anonymous

How am I suppose to fall asleep now, with your moans & cries in mind 😆😅😄interesting way to end the day, and these interesting sounds 😝😜😊.. Oh dear, by the way, the sounds reminds me to remember to pump up my bike tomorrow 😉🤣😆😆Good night & sleep tight 😃hugs and Goodass Prana 🤣😋😘💋💋😊😋🤣🤣🥑🍌🍌🍌🥑🍓🍓

Anonymous

Just with the gif.. it turned me on .. + Gaels voice.. god save us all ...

Anonymous

The growls while begging to come! Yes!!!!

Anonymous

Gael "why don't you just grab a toy and..." Me: "kajfhkajfhaksjhkjdgsj"

Anonymous

I cannot wait to get home from work to listen to this! Maybe I don’t need to wait... (pops in headphones with a sly grin).

Anonymous

This one didn’t suck either 👏🏼👏🏼

Anonymous

😜❤️❤️😍

Anonymous

Perfect ending to my “hump” day 😉🤫😘

Nikki-Nik

Ok just listened...thank God I have older children!!! Me calling to kids "Tacos are done..Mommy is getting in the shower..and then going to bed"!!! 😍😍💋💋💋💦💦💦

Anonymous
>>12204235

😂😂😂 my three year old would’ve been like “can I come too mama??” No girl. No you cannot.

Anonymous

Wellllllll that was certainly the hottest 8 minutes of my week so far!!! 🤤

Anonymous
>>12204333

Enjoy it girl. Might be the only spare 8 minutes you get!! 😂😂😂

Lev
>>12203705

I drive an hour+ multiple times per week (I live in bumfuck) and often just pop in my headphones while I drive 😉 makes all those rolling fields much more pleasant to watch.

Anonymous

Oh my! Reading some of the comments tells me that the month of May is cumpletely officially here! Lol should I listen to it now or wait? Hmmmm😉😜

Anonymous

Ya'll know that gif from Bad Girls Club with the lady tearfully nodding at her computer, mouthing "wow?" It me.

Anonymous

😫 How in the hashtag fuckmynotifs did I miss the Batsignal for this!!!??? I'm on it!!

Anonymous

o__O in gif trance o__O

Anonymous

📝 just sign on the ........... line! "Still hard inside you" 👅 😈 #feedit #goodgirl

Chelie

Hiya! Ooooh, a quickie, yes please! Short, sweet, and to the point. That was delightful. Thanks for the smile and the glow. Playing along with you is always so much fun. 😏So relaxed now. . . 😌☺️

Anonymous

Geeze...it's too hot (weather wise) where I'm from an you drop the heat even more Gael!

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Gaelandian girls. Hope everyone has a nice Donnerstag!? Are you all well? Here it ´ s a holiday, Christi Himmelfahrt - Ascension Day and also Vatertag - Father´ s Day. I don´t have time for the daily Fragen tonight... can one of you ask some, bitte? :) And I saw there were many new names yesterday amongst the Antowrten - answers. Yay! Danke! Soo... I must be off. Danke meine Lieben, for your Fragen and Antworten. Bis dann. XD

GinaG

Oh Jesus, I think that's my favorite orgasm. Tara.... This is on the list for the next Cumpilation, pleeeease! I can practically see his eyes roll to the beach of his head, back arched, all those delicious muscles tensed.

Anonymous

Well, happy early birthday to me! 😍

Anonymous
>>12209533

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! Well, well, a new thread and yet no Fragen? Let me see what I can cum—er, <i>come</i> up with. Perhaps some "would you rather"s tonight, hmm? Would you rather... —Give up your favorite food or give up your favorite pair of shoes? —Read a book every day or walk a mile every day? —Watch only one TV show for the rest of your life or listen to only one music album for the rest of your life? —Switch computer operating systems (e.g., Mac to PC) or switch phone operating systems (e.g., Apple to Android)? And for the sexy bonus round... —Masturbate alone with nothing but your hands, or use a toy during partnered activities? Enjoy!

Anonymous

I have to listen to this when I get home 😍 the one last year was so freakin sexy.

Anonymous

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Anonymous

Ok....please forgive me in advance....I giggled through most of it because the fleshlight sounded like a pogo stick to me! G, you are sexy and the ending....yum....and I realize everyone is gonna have that one thing that doesn't get em going. Hey, it got me giggling....and sex n giggles are fun too, so it's not a bust! I remember in the unboxing audio, I was able to tune it out because it wasn't quite so loud and I was loving hearing your genuine first time reaction. So...I usually would never say anything negative, but this is more funny so I hope it comes across as amusing and constructive. I well know I can pass an audio on by if I want, but the giggles were great!! 😘😉🤣 Love ya, G! You always know how to bring it in.... 🔥

Anonymous

I love the pleasure this toy gives you but it’s so difficult to block the fleshlight sounds. 😂

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Ho. Ly. Fuck. Had a hell of a day, and been waiting for the chance to listen to this one. To hell with my day. This was... short intense wild-warm wanton worded perfectly executed exquisitely energe-reed and then... And then he said "I'm fucking there with you and you know it" in That. Tone. and so There's a slight chance I'm typing this from the afterlife after that delicious Dionysian deluge but hey, at least I'm smiling! (Also I have been reading too much Joyce. Punctuation a flying flutterby atm, very hard to catch. You should see what happens when I overdose on Tennyson! Second thought: better not. Morosity does not become her.) X-D

Anonymous

Literally minutes after I received the notification for this a friend sent me a joke that said, “Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous. I see everybody came today! That’s disappointing.”

Anonymous
>>12211925

🤣🤣😂 🍾🚀💥💄🌊🍆🥕🥖🍌🍑🎆. Every orgasm emoticon I cld find that seemed most appropo. Which one is the official Gaelandia cum emoticon? Taking votes for the next 24 hrs (th. 1:45am start). And we’re off.....

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! I JUST DISCOVERED THE FIRST MASTURBATION MONTH AUDIO A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND WAS HOPING FOR A PART 2 and why am I yelling... oh, yeah - BECAUSE I LOVE MASTURBATION!!!! 😁... (especially when it's Mr. G!! 😋 mmm... mmm... gooooooood!!)

Anonymous

A hot guy is sitting next to me in the bus... Berta, DON'T RUB AGAINST HIM. DON'T DO IT! Hold on, girl... Breathe... You're doing good... DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!!

Anonymous

Best way to wake up 😍

Anonymous

Does anyone know what happened to his YouTube channel?

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

Holy fucking Christ, Gael!... this one grabbed me at,"I wish it was you on this big cock!," and didn't let go!... when you're feeling this intense, I feel it, too, and I love it!... I love the descriptions - "Feel that big, heavy, strong dick inside you," "So you can feel what it's like to make you full," "To feel your pussy sliding down around my ridges," - the instructions, - "Close your eyes and think of me fucking you," "Think of my cock inside you moving around,"... ... "... dripping pre-cum inside you"... "... cum on it like that... grippin' it..." - the moaning, groaning, gasping, shivering... ... "I'm there with you and you know it," "Fillin' that pussy with hot cum..." ... goddamn... I gotta stop... ... ...

Anonymous

All I can say is this...I would masturbate with you anytime!!!😍😘

Anonymous
>>12215548

I’m with Valentina on this. For me, I think it’s because I can’t picture myself in the fantasy because I know you are recording for so many people. I can’t suspend my disbelief and end up thinking of everyone else listening. Then I feel threatened and competitive and insignificant. Christ, that’s brutal to admit. 😳

Anonymous

You, using the Fleshlight in combination with your words, does my body good.....but now that it was mentioned that the metal sounds like you're "Angrily Stapling Things"......when I listen back, I get hysterically horny.😂🔥 The Celtic Warrior is giving that metal a run for it's money...I just envision you busting through the opposite end!😂😂😂🍆🔦🔥

CrimsonKisses

Oh my ........I love when you said "close your eyes, think of me. Inside you. I'm there with you . I'm Fuckin there with you and you know it!" You had me right there. Right freaking there lmao XD and those growls!!!! Yum ;P

Anonymous

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GAEL I LOVE FUCKING YOU GAEL 😍😘😗😙😚

KrystaLynne

From the feedback, I can't wait to listen ... at work! lol

Anonymous

I will admit that it's a little difficult for me to listen to the toy ones because I am pretty sure I am the only one around here without any toys to play with. That's right. The Scorpion has none. I literally don't even have a vibrator. I just can't afford them.

Anonymous
>>12222175

I ruined it for myself so I'm dragging the rest of you with me 🌝🌚✨

Anonymous

This had an old school Gforce flavor to it, for me...well except for the fleshlight part. You seemed a bit unhinged, in a good way. Happy Materbation month!

Anonymous
>>12228257

😲 I am aghast! But, mine was a gift 😅 Or else I probably wouldn't have have one either. Also, a vibrator isn't always needed to make it feel good.

Anonymous

Well, that was quite the quickie! But it's a nice hit of inspiration before diving into write something just as erotic...

Anonymous

you’re so sexy

Anonymous

Now if you push it strongly and fast really deep inside and make me moan hard and then pull it slowly (really slowly...) to push it inside again fast and deep and repeat it for a while I'll go to heaven, handsome 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 (don't know what happens with me tonight, but I'm in the mood 😂😂😂😂😂)

Danibee

oh my w o r d. i....wow i just...how was this EXACTLY what I needed? one typically thinks of "masturbation" as a lonely, solo activity, but.....damn, Gael. You really brought this whole other level of Connection and Slow Passion to this that blew more than my socks off, tell you what. The words &amp; instructions you growled out seemed even more realistic and connected, so it was a whole other level of passion, imo. this was so hot yet tender, I could hardly even believe. Weirdly enough the fleshlight videos are some of my favorites because of the extra Something to your vocalizations, you sound more worked up, like you're unhinging at the seams, good LORD. Honestly loved the slow &amp; hot side of this, looking forward to (hopefully) more videos like it, in this vein?

Anonymous

“Happy Masturbation Month!” Oh I’m QUITE here for this.

Anonymous
>>12254651

Geez Berta, quit jumpin' into my brain and readin' the contents, like!

Anonymous

I haven't been able to get off for months and 6 minutes into one of his more vanilla videos and I experienced 3 of the most intense orgasms I'd ever had in my life. Just by his voice. This is my biggest dream come to life. Gael thank you! You are amazing. Your voice is pure sensuality. I feel so sexy listening to you. And those growls get me every. Single. Time.

Anonymous
>>12299984

This is awesome girl! That’s what G’s Patreon is all about, feeling positive, sexy, beautiful and that hot fucking voice. Everyone deserves intense orgasms. 😘😘😘 Happy for you lovely , this one made me cum really hard too, 3 times already.

Anonymous

Oh my god. This is the hottest shit I’ve ever heard.

may-rose

oh my god i just had a mini heart attack,, i’ll i read was my name and i freaked out haha