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Blind Date (Patreon)

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2018-08-11 09:38:54
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Some nights go perfectly.  Others... don't.  But romance finds a way!!

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Anonymous

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Chelie

Sweet! Awkward, shy Gael is the bestest, still so charming. Vegan pizza, LOTS of pineapple. 😉 The voice is familiar! Too much! A little realism in this one, love it. "Yeah, I just talk to people for a living..." Titanic, now if they'd only had cell phones on the Titanic...😆 Haha! Poor Seanie. Also, he would secretly listen to Vanilla Ice. This was so much fun to listen to. I bet it was even more fun to create. Love it! Classic, reminiscent of your escort piece.

Anonymous

Yay 😊😊😊

Anonymous

Just started listening. This is making me laugh out loud so hard! 😂 "I tend to say silly things... Words fall out of my mouth like snow... Or things that fall. " 🙈😂 Awkward and shy Gael is love!

Anonymous

After listening to this, I’ve come to the conclusion that Gael is the male version of me when it comes to dates. This sounds a lot like the first date I had not too long ago (without the sexiness) 😂😂❤️

Anonymous

Hahaha I loved this!!🤣❤️❤️

Anonymous

Oh yaaaaas! Can’t wait to listen! Have a wonderful weekend G😘😘😘😘😘

Anonymous

Awww, Our Beloved Mayor on a blind date. So sweet! This was hilarious! I've been in need of some laughter, this surely delivered!

Mimmie Pedersen

Fuck. Im blushing already. Damn you Gael😜

Gaelforce

Morning all! I hope you like this silly lickle romp! It was fun to write and to make. Our guy is great with the dirty talk but he's a little challenged in skills department! Happy Saturday! Big hugs yer way! All the way from the West ☘️❤️☘️

Anonymous

Ohhh my god... 😂😂😂 This was reallllyyy amazing. I like this shy stuttering way in the beginning. Then when the waitress addressed you to your voice, I thought only holy shit, that's it then with dessert 😨😭. And now comes my favorite part ... Seanie 😂😋. God I laughed so much, amazing. Thankfully, somehow, you cum to an end at some point, seen from several perspectives. 😉😎😂 Thanks for that, you are incredible XD❤

Anonymous

Oh Mr. you're a tease .... straight to the point. Put that C. in your P. you say? Do you mean Community Page?😂😂 P.s This was The bestest and funniest and amazing quickie ever Gael😂👏👏👏👏❤

Anonymous

Seanie: “Does speed dating mean you have to take drugs or a load of coffee?” LOVE that bit!! 🤣🤣

Anonymous

Shy, awkward Gael wahahaha! The way you said, "My name is Gael," was so adorable. I wanted to cup your face and kiss your nose... like a puppy! 🐶 And usually I listen to your audios with the 1st person perspective (because, of course, I want to be the 'well-fucked muse' 😉) but here... there were parts where I switched from 1st to 3rd then back to 1st person again because whahahaha you made me laugh 😝 and moan ☺ and be frustrated 😫 at the same time! I really enjoyed this, Gael! OMG I'm still giggling!

Anonymous
>>14584336

I CANNOT. I AM OFFICIALLY DEAD. ROFL 😂😂😂😂😂 SEANIE LUV SEANIE LUV IS THE BEST 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

Anonymous

It has been decreed by our Mayor, so on this there can be no debate: Pineapple Belongs On Pizza!! Lol!😄 This was so funny, from beginning to the very end, even the sex had humor, I loved it! I laughed so much!😂💋😂 Awkward or not, still a charmer!😘 That ringtone, though, PERFECT for you know who!🎶😂🤣

Anonymous

Great audio, shy Gael has always been one of my favorites, and you definitely have that gift for comedy ,love seanie's part. It begs the question how does one entertain the ladies, with seanie up in the attic, lol. . Thanks for the weekend upload have a wonderful Weekend.

Anonymous
>>14584344

😂😂😂 well... i dont think he meant the Community Page... 😂😂😂 A Quickie with a lot unplanned breaks. Is this then still a Quickie or more like a continuation...? 😂

Anonymous

That ring tone! 😂 It was a little difficult to identify at first but then... When I did. I was in stitches! 😂 Pump it up old school, yo! 👊

Catherine

Doing this full time how WILL you tell the girls what you do for a living? Straight up? Or are you gonna be ashamed of us? 🙁 Being "mysterious" about it would probably set off red flags IRL. At any rate this was a fun one. I like how Gael seems to be more of a virgin than Seanie, which I suspect is the case anyway 😂.

Anonymous

This kinda feels like an origin story of sorts! It’s like a prequel to how ProverbialMuse meets AudioBoi— not knowing about job title yet, the particular affinity for pineapple, the stories ~yet~ to be told that we all know well, insisting there’s nobody in the attic, etc. etc. 10/10 foreshadowing-that-isn’t-really-foreshadowing-but-still-kind-of-might-be-considered-foreshadowing-sorta-if-you-know-what-I-mean 👏🏻 The awkward part for me personally is that half those odd thought processes at the beginning, I would’ve been thinking myself 😂 sooooooo, turns out my mind is equally as embarrassing, I would have genuinely gotten along well with this guy!! Idk if that’s good or not hahaha Also, the struggles of finding a good vegan pizza was very dear to my heart. When it happens, dat shit Exciting 💛

Belloya

I need an entire series where he just awkwardly tries to not tell people what he does.

Anonymous

This was everything 😂❤❤❤

Jasmine sanfi

Ahahahahaahahah this was so entertaining, i need it! I love how can you be so shy but funny and hot at the same time.This was so much for fun real, thank you Gael you are a one man show 🙈🙈😁

Ms. Donovan

It sounds like our Ladykiller had a night off from work. “My ass is like a fiddler’s elbow.” DEAD. And OMG the snortlaugh. I LOVED everything about this 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

I have been on two of these recently and I guarantee you that this one cannot possibly be more awkward (or awful) than both of those. Update: 1. Okay. I may have spoken too soon. 2. Extra pineapple pizza is everything. Vajimjam appears to be this fella's Rosetta Stone! Plug him in and suddenly he can talk up a storm. But oh no, Seanie when I'm in that state was very confusing. Lol. I loved it. Very, very well-rendered fusion of two very different genres. 👏

Anonymous

This had me laughing so much! Awkward, shy people with a slight social anxiety for the win! And that snort laugh ❤ Oh, and when I find more than 2 veggie options on the menu in a restaurant, I'm already overly excited! Can't imagine what my reaction would be if I find out that they serve vegan pizzas...

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Aww! This one was adorable -- relatable, funny, fun, w/some of the best elements of 3 characters! I'm so glad Gael got the girl (or rather, the other way around) in the end, and I agree w/Cass that it feels like a prequel for at least one version of Gael+Muse. Loved his trying to explain away the server's voice recognition, Seanie, his sudden shift in confidence w/the dirty talk... and the comedy of errors w/the sex, initially. Though the only real error on Gael's part was picking up the phone in media res. (-10 points from Hufflepuff for that one, I'm afraid!)

Anonymous
>>14584597

Breaking the 4th wall a bit, while setting up for all the bedtime stories 😜❤ Love it!

Gri (Sassy_One)

Putting out on the 1st date, G? Naughty, naughty!!!!😏 Say hi to Ice Ice Seanie on my behalf😂 Funny audio, we were missing shy/silly Gael already!!!

Anonymous

hAHAHAHA!!!!! ohmygod you’re cute 😂😂😂 I loved everything about this 👌😚

Anonymous

I love simple things cause simple things makes me smile and laugh alot. That means I can't take that snort laugh of yours out of my mind and Seanie's phone appearance...Sean has Bunbuns heart❤👏👏👏 and I'm so much loving this!!! #Ifeelontopoftheworld #titanic P.s Yes you can. You've got this G. 😂😂

Anonymous

So the age old question has finally been answered! If you ever meet G in person and say his voice sounds familiar he will straight up deny it!!! Lol I swear I felt more like I was the waitress at that point than the date. 😂😂 G you're adorable and I loved this audio! The beginning was so sweet and the rest... Well.... 🍍🔥🔥😂

Anonymous

I have tears running down my face! It was so sweet and funny! Loved it! ❤️

Anonymous

Is this "LadyKiller" part 2? It kinda is, isnt it? I ❤ that dude...theres something so sweet and endearing about him 😊 No wonder he gets lucky on the first date! PS. What on earth is that weird beeping sound you have in the background there of Irish restaurants??

Anonymous

You already made my day. 😍 Shy Gael is so cute, I want to take care of him. And I love cuties. 😂 Happy Saturday Handsome!

Anonymous

This had all the elements of why Gael is such an endearing character ❤ Agree with Cassie that it did feel like a prequel to the G and Muse relationship. Loved the storyline and execution. The fact that Seanie made an appearance was Awesome. Thanks for the laughs to start the weekend. Really enjoyed this piece 👍

Monique (Mimzz)

Love these type of audios with unexpected chemistry, comedy and awkwardness (and Seanie!!!!!!) Hopefully we'll get more of these in the future 💖💖💖

Caoimhe

Oh my gosh I got so excited when u mentioned dyscalculia! Legit no one ever mentions dyscalculia ^.^ yay fellow dyscalculetics 😊😊

Anonymous

Well that went from 0 to 100 real quick

Anonymous

Well, this was cute! I'm not one for having sex on the first date, especially not on a blind date, but this was really cute! I totally thought of 'Ladykiller' when I saw the tags 😁 I could easily relate to the awkward nervousness, as shy as I am; when I meet someone new in person, I have trouble starting a conversation because I don't know what to say, but you handled yourself pretty well, dude ^_^ 15:53 - HOLY BALLS that was great!! 😆😆 The ringtone was a dead giveaway, but I was not expecting Seanie to call you, especially at THAT moment!

Anonymous

So, having a second listen to this stirs so many question in my head. Funny ones. 😂 And ones that are inappropriate to ask so I'll keep mum about it. 😂😳

Anonymous

Hahaha. I always said to myself if I ever ran into you in person, somehow, I’d point out that your voice is familiar and you’d say “I have no idea what you’re talking about” and so I’d just wink and say something like “tell Seanie I said hello”.

Anonymous

This was so funny and cute 😂❤️

Anonymous

"Names are handy, aren't they?" Bahahahaa! She probably decided right then to sleep with him. So freaking adorable.

Anonymous

I hate/love what you do to me. Maybe if you weren't so dang adorable...😍

Anonymous

"Hello 9-1-1 , help me. You need to help me. There's this man, who loves loves to make a terrible joke. The terrible is not the problem. The problem is its terrible but its funny. No joke should be like that. This is a horrific crime. You need to detain this man at once, and when you did. Would u mind if u bring him to my place? oh what? the man description? He said he is an Irish, you can listen to his Irish accent when he talk because he came from West Cork. hahaha Im sorry. Dont captivated by his alluring voices. its a trap. Cover your ears when you hear him saying "Okay so..", thats when he make the joke. the bad joke. the terrible terrible joke. help me please."

Rachael

It was so aborable how tongue tied you were and those jokes!! 😄😂💖

Anonymous

Alluring & amusing! Great combo hahaha.

Anonymous

PINEAPPLE PIZZA YESSSS. I am validated. HA.

Anonymous

Omg I love this! So adorably awkward. Pineapple on pizza though. Blasphemy.

Anonymous

That laugh snort 😂😂😍😍 This is so painfully awkward. Oh my God. Oh my Buddha 😂😂😂

Anonymous
>>14591269

You shut your damn mouth. Pineapple pizza is the only kind worth eating.

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

Oh, sweet, sweet, awkward G 😊... the adorable-ist of adorables, the cutie-ist of cuties... what a charming and endearing first date you would be! 😉... based on snippets of things you've said before, I'm fairly certain this is reasonably (and painfully?) accurate 😋... and the waitress recognizing your voice!!... I've actually been thinking a lot about that lately... what if friends or co-workers or *gasp* family members stumble across your work?... i don't envy a conversation like that!!!... if I ran into someone I suspected was you (no chance of it, of course) I'd hafta run away... I couldn't take the chance it was actually you!... it would be just too much imagining you imagining me listening to you and then imagining what *I* was doing while I was imagining what *you* were doing!! 😮 🤯 ☠... (I'm also afraid my vajayjay would have a Pavlovian response to your voice and I'd collapse in a quivering puddle if involuntary pleasure... talk about awkward.. )... and then there was Seannie 🙄... you *really* had to answer the phone?... **really**?!?... *tsk, tsk*... okaybye!! 🤗 *muahs*

Chelie

Second listen: Just caught that you have Seanie's ring tone set to Gangsta's Paradise! 😆 Brilliant!

Anonymous

Oh God, you had me in stitches with the snort-laugh!! 😂😂😂 That’s something that always cracks me up!! Just like sneezes! I’m such a big child for these things!! 🤣🤣 It was a lovely audio 😊😊 you were so cute and adorable, and all of a sudden steamy in the bedroom!! 😳😳 Apparently that’s one place where you’re not shy! 😏😏 And then it was awkward again! It was so entertaining to listen to!! 😄😄 I particularly loved it because it wasn’t “fairytale perfect” like the other audios (although I love those 😊), it had maybe more of a realistic flair to it, and I enjoyed the different tone of your voice! 😊😊 Really loved it!! 😘😘❤️❤️

Anonymous

S N A U G H L I N G: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted then snort because you laughed... 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Just hilarious... and I‘m not just talking about the audio😜😆 (A little hint for the next time you‘re nervous, my love... Chamomile is anti-inflammatory... it can be very useful to cure an infected eye, for example👍🏼😉😁 It's lavender that calms the nerves... but kisses are not so bad either😘😘😘♥️♥️♥️) 🎶 Near... far... wherever you are... 💝 #DefinitelyTeamPineappleOnPizza 🍍🍕

Monique (Mimzz)

I hope that one of these days Seanie gets himself a keeper so he can finally move out of the attic 😅😘

SheilaIrby TurtleLord

The picture took me by surprise when it finally loaded and I chocked on my tea. Like duuuude. What the fuck?

Kat

This was so cute! But, I’d probably be the same. I’m so awkward and shy, and I actually laugh like that a lot. It’s so embarrassing when I start snorting. But this was such a good audio! Brightened up my day a lot, and I really needed it! 💜💕❤️

Anonymous

And here I am , in the middle of the bar , earbuds on, enjoying another Irish coffee when I almost choked on it when these "Willy accidents " came up ...Lord knows I am a hecking mess when I try not to laugh out loud...water pours out of my damn eyes as if I am crying AND then Seanie had to make it worse 😂😂😂😂 I swear I cannot with you two tonight !! But hey...the Awkwardness , the nervousness in this is priceless , cute and so damn relatable 😂 Plus , as If it wasn't enough you had to achieve me with this delicious climax..well ...dunno how I feel at the moment : in 22 minutes my body went through so many emotions😂 💦🔥 I loved it so much ! Won-der-ful one again G What a perfect saturday night Merci💛 & YES to pineapple on the pizza!!!!🍍bon appétit !!🍍

Carolina

WHERE WAS THE FOREPLAYYYYY???😡😡I was really looking forward to some foreplay but when you said to take it out and “ put it in your pussy” I was like WTF where’s the titty sucking and pussy licking??😫😫 It was funny when Seanie called but YOU LEFT ME UNFINISHED, G! I’m a little hurt😭 But ur snorting and awkwardness were funny though.

Anonymous

Get you a man that snort laughs in the middle of the restaurant ❤ ❤ ❤ Hahaha Shy/nervous Gael is sooo freaking adorable!! I wanna hug him SO BAD! (no.. not in a sexual way!!)😆 Psst! Gael, sweetheart.. never, neeever underestimate the auditory abilities of your lovelies. At this point we could recognize your voice from 100+ miles away, just like the whales 😂😂 But don’t panic. We would never ask if it’s "you"... I mean, that’s impossible. I would die of shyness right there in front of you in the attempt of trying to articulate something coherent in English 😂 There is no. fucking. way. on earth I would do that.💀

Anonymous

I wish my blind dates end up like this one or close to this lol at least my mom will stop nagging about me getting married!!! Loved this audio, love how you put your sense of humour in it and it makes the entire audio perfect xoxox

Ariel Diamond

I've never been on a blind date in my life... mostly because I know I would be exactly this awkward. Or worse, be totally paralyzed with fear. Social anxiety sucks. But this was perfect as always. ❤💞💕

Gaerwen3620

Hahahaha. It seems like Seanie was doing his own thing up there 😂

Anonymous

Gael what's wrong with you huh? why you're teasing our Sean and giving him only a one line cameltoes in your audios + on top you're stealing his image? It's such a shame. Get your freak on dude😡 Ugh Sean my luv😩#teamseaniethestripper #teamseanie

kittya

Gael your work is a joy - NSFW and otherwise! I enjoy the range and variety you have, and appreciate the thoughtfulness and hard work that must go into each piece. I have noticed though - you have a lot of great NSFW audios with different themes, but no 'First Time' one. Not sure if that's out of personal preference, but I'm curious. Anyway, keep up the amazing work <3

Anonymous

You did NOT just answer the phone in the middle of luvins!😨What in the H Gael?...aside from that breech😕...this was funny as hell! I can absolutely see you doing all of these social faux pas! Adorable! The snort!?!😆. Priceless!!!! I would have hushed you with more kissing when you began to protest about the luvins happening too soon 😏. And that damn Seanie...I knew it was going to be something crazy..."speed" dating...Boy, put the pipe DOWN! Interrupting luvins with yo Ganga-nese! Stop it!

Meghan McDonald

There is something cute about the beginning.The nervousness is adorable.

Anonymous

Unrelated but I couldn't resist the brief appearance because: if "it" is today, then it coincides with my mother's. One of my good friend's and recent roommate's was yesterday. It's just really interesting because aside from combinations of 1s and 7s, I've seen 12 for years. It just goes to show (if only myself) that everything is numbers, words...vibration. I didn't know where to write down that thought, so I did it here. Plus I said I'd withdraw my Self, not my support. Grateful one day, grateful forever. Till someone does something unforgivable, then I'm grateful for the box of darkness and deliver one of my own straight to the doorstep. JK. Sometimes. I just aborted a rather Monroesque thought rapidly taking form to a certain Coolio beat in my mind, where it belongs. Salute!

Anonymous
>>14598681

I swear every lovely would be on high alert if “the voice” was heard 😂 I too would end up a shy, stuttery mess if said occasion was to occur (much like this version of G 🙈)

Anonymous

I can't ... I cant even handle all the adorable-ness ... that frikken cute little "oh ..." after asking about being on a blind date before ... the singing (🎶💗) ... the giggle snort ... .......... SEANIE! 💚 OMG 🤣🤣🤣 This was everything! 😍😍😍

Laura

You are so adorkable 😋❤️

GinaG

The snorting laughs! The singing... the stumbling shyness- until he's in bed and naughty Gael is out. "My ass is like a fiddler's elbow" 😆😆😆

GinaG
>>14586578

I kept pausing the audio thinking something was beeping in my house

Anonymous

Oh my God, this has gotten so meta so fast. 😂 I love it. (Also, does this vegan pizza have soy or pea protein in it? Because if it doesn't...you wouldn't have to eat all 5 slices by yourself, my dude.)

Anonymous

Loved this audio top to bottom. Thanks for making my night G! Hope your having a great Monday.💋

Anonymous

LoL that woman who recognised his voice.... omg i dont even know what id do if i realised i was talking to Gael... something between my kitty cumming from excitement n me smilling giddily or honestly just jumping his bones on the actual spot! This audio has definitely tickled me 😊🤣🤣

V

aww thanks for this, Gael. I was robbed of my first date with the hubby because we were friends first. So, the lines blurred as to when was the actual "first date". ahh, the nervousness, i'm assuming that's what it's about. so cute.

Anonymous

So this is going to have to a new favorite... just because personality wins... one night stand or not.

Anonymous

This is soooo cute! Would totally watch the Rom-Com!!!

Anonymous

Ooooommmmggggggg.... SEANIE! 😘😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Anonymous

Love this!! 😍😍

Stephanie

Aww Gael, you know how to make me laugh, swoon and turn me on all at the same time good job baby 😍😍😍😘😂

Cherry Riley

This is by far my favorite! It's so cute when you snort while you laugh! The whole thing was adorable! And Seanie!! Omg, this is perfect! 😊

Anonymous

Any man that belts out a Sting tune in the middle of our date is setting himself up for a second date 😉😎

Anonymous

Gael you are so... FUCKING... adorable.. holy shit I want you

Anonymous

Not the waitress being a patron 😅 I'd probably never recognize you, I'm too socially anxious to actually hear people's voices properly, but if I did I'd just shut up and move along for sure