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Come on baby!  We've got a gig!

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Anonymous

Sexy🧛‍♀️❤️❤️

Anonymous

Well hello dere!

Anonymous

Hallo halloooo Its time to see and hear super sexy FANGS!! 👀🔥🧛‍♂️😖 so............ Am I going to be a vampire this time??? 😏

Anonymous

Damn! This time you did startle me 😅🤣 I was distracted and then "Boo!" That stand-up was killer all right... *groan*

Anonymous

I wish I could listen to this now 😭

MonaLisa

Yay! More Gaelpire!💕

Anonymous

Hah I have been listening to an audiobook about vampires called dark secret 😂 the timing is great 😍😂

Izzy♡

I shall brave these punny puns, I shall!

Anonymous

Love corny 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Hell yeah! Can't wait to listen to this one!!!

Missy Brie

Oh yes Gael! Some of those jokes were...killer! 😁

Anonymous

Vampire comedian? Yes please! Dark humor is right up my alley.

BramShelley

Loving all of these audios, Gael!

Anonymous

Do I say this doesn’t suck? Is that vampire-appropriate? No? 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

Anonymous

This gig was everything I was hoping it would be!😂😍 Vampire mouth sounds ASMR, huh? Sounds like Gaelpire might have a secondary career in audio planned.😉 This vampire has real ambition!😄 This was super cute, G.😍😙❤

Trina

Yay! Can't wait!!

Anonymous

Gotta say, Gael, you’ve usually got me groaning for different reasons... 😏 This was super-adorbs. The falsetto completely fucking slayed me!

Monique (Mimzz)

Will we get a nsfw version of this type off vampire Gael later in October? *Hopefully* 🙄🤗

Anonymous

You’re on a roll with all these treats for us Gael. You spoil us... but we love it!

Anonymous

I thought all the jokes would be terrible, but some of em were funny for serious! So cute, sweet and funny :D

Anonymous

I seriously didn't think you could top the first vampire audio, but i tell you in alot of ways, this one was even more entertaining. The jokes were corny of course, but very very cute.

Anonymous

Yay! Just in time for my bday!!

Kat

I laughed too much listening to this. ❤️

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

Oh, dear god... this character... I'm oh so positive I've never heard anything along this same vein... most vampire storylines nowadays just suck the life out of me... they either make the vampires stiff and stodgy or outlandishly romanticized... with the exception of the horribly punny jokes, which are part of the character (and charm), of course, this is refreshingly modern, witty and sharp... yep - I'd stake my life on it... Gaelpire is the best vampire character to emerge since Willem Defoe's take on the making of Bella Legosi's Dracula 🧛‍♀️💜

Gri (Sassy_One)

🍀🧛🏻‍♂️That was brilliant and sooo bloody funny😂😂 😟Am I allowed to say that?🤭 But really, this was ‘in stitches’ kinda fun!! Thank you, G!!

Anonymous

Am I going crazy or does that kinda look like a picture of Prince? 🤔

Angela R.

Gaelpire, you're adorable. 🎃💋 I would be happy to offer a "donation". And I agree with Monique...a NSFW vamp this October would be KILLER! My neck is ready for ye. 😘

Anonymous

The “boo” at the beginning made me jump 🤣🤣

Anonymous

"You guys are a great audience for sitting through my gig! For someone who’s already dead, I’m sure doing a lot of dying up here, aren’t I?"<br><br><i>The room is silent, save for the occasional cough and exasperated sigh.</i><br><br>"But do you know what’s one of the benefits of being a vampire comedian? It’s harder to heckle us. I mean, it already goes without saying that I suck, right?"<br><br><i>"Yeah, but you still really, really suck!" yells someone in the audience.</i><br><br>"Hahaha, thank you for your feedback! I’ll be sure to kill you last!...Oh yes, I’m actually being quite serious. Remember how I checked everyone’s IDs at the door? I memorized all of your home addresses and now <i>I know where each and every one of you lives.</i> So unless you want to die of something other than second-hand embarrassment tonight, I better start hearing some fucking laughter!"<br><br><i>Several audience members gasp in fear. The room fills with an almost palpable tension as nervous laughter starts to break out.</i><br><br>"You can do better than that! Laugh as if your life depends on it!"<br><br><i>Loud roars of laughter begin to thunder across the room. Audience members jump to their feet in a standing ovation.</i><br><br>"Now <i>that’s</i> what I’m talking about! If you promise to leave 5-star reviews for me on Google, there’s a good chance all of you will survive the next 24 hours!...Okay, where was I? Ah yes...so a vampire, a mummy, and a witch walk into a bar..."<br><br>—————<br><br>And BOOM! that’s how Gaelpire can rise to fame and fortune using <del>some not-so-subtle threats</del> a little friendly cajoling! 🤓👌

Anonymous

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Yay! 😊😊 He’s becoming my favourite character!! He’s soo sweet!! Will you continue with the series?? Please please pleeeeease!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 😁😁😁 Have a lovely week everyone!! ❤️

Anonymous

Moi, the Scorpion Queen, scared of you? How dare you, sir? You know it's the other way around. 😅😜

Lauren Goodnight

Gaelpire is a delight, thank you!! The role play audios are just wonderful for distraction during a nausea or panic episode

Anonymous

I need another character with that female voice. Just saying. 😂😂😂 Sorry for being demanding.

OohShiny

So I just listened to this during breakfast and I choked on my coffee a few times laughing🤭🤭 Wonderfully corny jokes there😆

Anonymous

Drinking would definitely be in order at this show 😂🤣 These jokes are feekin' hilariously corny!! 🧛‍♂️🤣😭😂 💜💜💜 And that girlfriend voice!! 🤣☠️

Anonymous

The "Boo" made me jump lol specially after watching another horror movie as my heart beat went fast but then after the vampire kisses, jokes and lady voice, I felt totally fine.. I have a feeling that you prank call people with that lady voice lol..

Anonymous

A Comedy vampire... Hahah that could only be you! 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Omg! Mr. Mayor, you bad! I thought my headphones were not working or broken in the beginning so I turned it up. I was drinking water and was so startled with the "Boo! " I inhaled it. Ahahahaha! 😂😂😂

Anonymous

XD hehe vampire stand up comic! Can’t say I’ve seen many of those. What a super fun character : ).

Anonymous

I had to stop the audio because I laughed so much at the joke that I can't listen anymore. Thank you so much for this lovely peace of sexy comedy &lt;3