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My Roommate Cooks Dinner (Patreon)

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2018-12-19 21:15:59
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Seanie alone in the house with knives and a hot oven...  What could go wrong?

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Anonymous

HA! Slideeeee into 1st! My heart broke for the langer, lord knows he tried!😂🔥❤️

Anonymous

Yasssssss Edit: I really just think Seanie needs better instruction. He had the basics!! And he didn’t bleed out. So he’s got that going for him, G...

Anonymous

This is going to be amazing!!!

Catherine

I am crying! 😂😂 This is killing me. Gael sweep under your bed FFS. 😂

Anonymous

Be honest Gael, how many fire extinguishers did you have on standby? Round about the 17 minute mark, I just wanted to wrap my arms around Seanie to comfort him 😭😭 At least he tried, right?

Anonymous

Roommate😂😂😂 Alright, let's hear the disaster ..

Anonymous

😂😂😂😂 MY TUMMY HURTS FROM LAUGHING ALREADY

Anonymous

Lmao!!! Hilarious!

Anonymous

This was really hilarious... With all the distractions and even the seagulls... Poor Seanie 😭😂😂😂👏

Grace

I absolutely LOST it when Seanie started crying and the gulls started laughing!! 😂 I hope Blindboy enjoyed his Lucky Charms! Goodness knows he earned them. Thanks so much for the laugh, Gael! Love you! MWAH!! 😘💚

Anonymous

HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

Anonymous

The best song EVER...."This Seanie's on Fire"!😂

Anonymous

HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON VALLY???? 😳 This much Seanie at one time may. have. killed. her. Vally- you there?!?!?!???? 😜

Anonymous
>>18167026

Think she is still listening and crying for her love... But I'm sure he also brought a few laughs with this gem to her 😭😂❤️

Anonymous

This was hilarious!😂😂 I think Ben Affleck is the one who really needs the smoke alarm though, after that BURN!!🔥🔥🔥Hahaha!😂🤣 I loved the interaction between you two. I couldn't wipe the smile from my face.😄😘😘

Anonymous

Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Oh no. I can't listen yet but just...oh no.

Anonymous

Aww yas! You're the best, Gael! Thanks for letting Seanie cook.. 😂 This is so hilarious and adorable at the same time. 😍 But no dancing while in a sexy red boxers, I presume? 😂 Glad your house is safe. 👏

V

Omg👋 I have an idea for audio. Another double team with Gael, but on one side Gael and the other side, Seanie. Of course, hilarity will ensue, but it'll be sexy... funny. 😂

Anonymous

'it has elephant written on it! ! E-L-E-F-A-N-T-E! Jesus Christ he's illiterate!' 😂😂😂😂 Gael for real side note. How do you not crack up when doing this? This is gold ♥️♥️

Anonymous

Oh my God, when I get home with a rested mind, I can't wait to listen to it!!! 👏👏👏

Nikki-Nik

What in the vegan stir-fry is going on here??!!! VALLY GET YOUR BOI!!! 😂😂😂🍀🍀🌱🌱

Anonymous

Damn LAD!!😂😂😂😂 He is a professional in creating chaos on his own😂 Seanie crying the best thing I've heard in a while ! stinking cute😂💛

SapphireAngel

Oh poor Seanie ... lol ... thank you for at least letting him try. He started out good but then it just went to hell in a hand basket 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing. That was fantastic💋

Anonymous

if u want I can help Seanie 😂😅♥️🍀

Amy

I loved the way the whole thing just went haywire after a bit of peace. And the sound effects! I imagine house elves coming out that night and saying "Why tf did he let Seanie cook? We're getting extra for this."

Anonymous
>>18167873

Right Nikkiki 😂😂 He was worried about my new food routine. Poor boi he put himself literally on fire 😭

Violet Grey

I lost it when he tried to ring the bell pepper!! 😂 😂 You'll get there Seanie next stop: Masterchef! 😂 😂

Kat

I’m dying! 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Girls, he needs some back up singers! 🎶This Seanie's on fire!! 🎶This Seanie's on fire!! 🎶

Catherine

You were Christmas shopping?! What'd you get me?

Anonymous

I have a few take-a-ways from this audio: -Women are like bell peppers and men are like onions -Tofu is "Like the pig of the meat world" -Seanie cannot be left alone in G's bedroom -Clearly the hyena is a hoe and will hump and ride any species Thanks G, this was hilarious!!!! 😂🤣💚

Anonymous

My Microbiology final is tomorrow and I’m pretty worried about it. You posted this just in time because I could use a laugh. ❤️

Anonymous
>>18170347

Amelia I recommend you to do that. I did listen to Seanie's audios before my final exams. It doesn't mean you'll pass bc of him or such😂 but you'll get the best positive vibe ever. I truely mean it🙌 good luck☘

Anonymous
>>18166846

He was so close, but it was actually admirable the way he failed since he was trying to make sure the hoe-ish hyena and the e-l-e-f-a-n-t-e were behaving properly.😁😏

Ellie

Anyone else want to give seanie a big hug when he was scared under the bed? Just tell him it’s okay? 😭♥️😂

Anonymous

Them: Tell me a little bit about yourself Me: Welllllll, I can be a bit a dramatic onion at times, but I balance that out by being a soft bell pepper.

Anonymous

Aww, Seanie! Sweetie! You tried ^_^ You get full points for the effort 😁 The beours like a man that can cook, so you'll get there one day. ...Maybe... Possibly... After the draining day I just had at work, this laugh was really needed 😆

Anonymous

I love seanie!😂😂😂💀

Katira Moon
>>18167697

I thought I was the only one who low-key high-key wanted this. Part of me cringes, but another part yearns...

Anonymous

I love this so much. My weird brain is fixated on just after the 3 minute mark where he says, "They cuts em very gently..." I find that so hilarious 😂😂

Anonymous

Awww seanie it's ok it's your first try it will be better next time. Loved this one G laughed my ass off😂

Anonymous

This was so precious! At least he tried. It’s the thought that counts, yeah? I was like, ‘noooooo’ when he left the kitchen 😂 tip for the onions, peel it and pop it in the fridge for a bit before you use ‘em. Doesn’t make you cry at all!

Katira Moon

Awwwwwwwwww Seanie bless you, love! ❤️❤️❤️ But someone tell me why "Coulda been a stir fry, like," was so fucking cute 😍😍😍

Anonymous

Omg Seanie you precious creature! That laugh!

Anonymous
>>18169336

Backup singers DebS He's just a boi, and he's on fire  Hotter than a fantasy, longer like a highway  He's living in a world, and it's on fire  Feeling the catastrophe, but he knows he can fire away  Oooooooh, he got both feet on the ground  Ready to burn it down   Oooooooh he got his head in the pan And he's not backing down ... This Seanie's on Fiiiiiireeee 🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆‍♀️🎶🎶 This Seanie's on fiiiiireeeee🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏼‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🎶🎶 Hiz cookin on fiiireeee🙆‍♂️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️

Anonymous

I like that when Seanie feels his eyes watering from cutting onions he assumes he must be upset and starts quietly sobbing. But hey I wouldn’t call that experience a loss! Insisting on supervision probably would help, instead of the bird method of kicking the young out of the nest to learn to fly or fall to their hyena urine and dust bunny covered doom? Little less soy and yer laughin m8! What I’m trying to say is I’m weirdly invested in these dynamics and I love these audios 😂

MonaLisa

I’m only 2mins in and I’m so concerned Lol

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

I can't with Seanie's laugh... dear god... this one is totally on G... he absolutely should have known better!... but the interaction between the two was great... like the one where G tucked Seanie in for the night... that was precious 😊

Anonymous

*whimpers* Slim Shizzle!!! 😭😭 between the onions and hiding in Gael's room I just wanna hug you so bad you pathetic little creature 💙💜 AND THANK YOU FOR SINGING YOU SWEET SIREN OF SZECHUAN!!!! At least *one* of the Force brothers knows what the beours want ...

Anonymous

I have literally fallen in love with Seanie's laugh lol <3

Ariel Diamond

Oh, dear Seanie...never change. ❤️

Anonymous

1st of all: Standing Ovation for you Gael. You're genius and that mind blowing mind you have.... In other words You Are A Masterpiece 🏆🏅🙌 I can very well imagine how much effort you put in this comedy piece. This was creme del a creme my handsome friend. I'm in love. I'm madly in love 😍 ...srsly now: My whole face is in pain from too much laugh 😂😂 and I'm having since 30min my cup of tea in my hand and try to drink it but it's fucking impossible.. You see I had my moments with Sean while he had his moments in the kitchen and in the attic, especially under his bed or on his bed or whatever. There's my fave place 👀🔦 His laugh was all what I loved all these years but him being terrified and crying, it was something special and not to forget all those silly jokes 😭😭😭😭 *onion tears* P.s from now on I'm gonna quote him like never before.. Thx for pre Christmas gift to your #Lovelies !!!

Gaerwen3620

I todo have moments with my onions. This was brilliant. And so cute. It worths my monthly payment 😍 Love Seanie. Gael tries to be kinda macho but Seanie is all feelings 😅 And Gael is so patient with him like... He is the son he still doesn't have 😄

Anonymous

Poor poor Seanie. He tried so hard Gael, he would have made you so proud. Personally I blame you 😋. Yes you told him about the smoke alarm, but you didn't tell him about turning the pan off, if he had to leave it for a moment. 🤦‍♀️ I think he should get another try. Maybe just beans on toast next time! 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Aww Seanie, bless your socks!

Monique (Mimzz)

"I'm having a moment here with an onion" 😢 Seanie needs a big hug 😙

Anonymous

Aaaaaaw, Seanie! Don't cry... You did your best. 😊💖 Love this one so much!!! I was laughing so hard by myself while listening to this. 😂 Mr. Mayor, you are so amazing, sir! That was so well done! 👏 🙌 Words fail me to decribe how talented you are, Magic Maker!

Anonymous

Ah Seanie.. Your goofiness always brings happiness to me heart lol..

Ellie

I really wanna give seanie a hug and tell him it’s all gonna be okay lol

Anonymous

Pooor Seanie! 😢You were doing so well! If it weren't for the peeing and the humping your meal would have been momentous! Your cries, baby! Your cries! It hurt my heart, boi. You had me worried.. Who am I kidding I was worried from jump, BUT. I'm glad you're okay. I'm glad you're friends are OK. As well as the house. You, on the other hand, know damn well Gael won't be OK if he finds out you're trying to grow your own garden on his land...you know.. Spreading your seed, like?..*sighs because of blank stare* Cumming in Gael's bed Seanie! Cumming in his b..nevermind..sheesh..🙄

KimS

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 oh to have been a fly on the wall of that kitchen! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Nicole

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 It's a smoke alarm, right? It tells you when the food is ready 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Seanie don't kill me LOL