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A Podcast on Penguins And Bang Bang! (Patreon)

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2019-01-26 19:17:13
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A little talk on penguins and characters!

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Anonymous

Looking forward to listening to this later. I love a good laugh 😁😂

Grace

"Penguins and Bang Bang". That's definitely a new one. 😂💚

Anonymous

Okay, a ramble!!!!!!! Finally 😍😍

Anonymous

Your rambles always come at the perfect time! Thank you! 🥰

Anonymous

Ramblesssss😍🤗

Anonymous

Gael boi you are just wonderful. You have changed my life gorgeous guy. I love listening to you. Thank you for all that you do. Please be kind to yourself, you are precious. xxx

Anonymous

Yay, a ramble! 💚 now I have something to listen to while I eat :D Edit: risk it for the biscuit! Hahahaha

Anonymous

Forgot to say, please don't change. Your professionalism is your best asset.

Anonymous

5 days of freedom from work and I'll be listening to all your rambles. This will be the 1st one 🙌 I compare non of your audios to your rambles. These are one in a million G.

Anonymous

Bahahaha ... love the snort! Great ramble G and don’t be changing your voice to hide from us in your audios 😆😉 Beautiful tribute to our sweet penguin♥️🐧

Anonymous

Gael- thanks for keeping Penguin Appreciation Day going 😉 Sweetz deserves it so much!! And honestly...you don’t have to worry about changing your voice up if you run into tourists...if they don’t have earbuds in they are CLEARLY not part of Gaelandia and you’ll be safe. 😉

Anonymous
>>19267985

he probably hides his voice from people like me, who never forget the spoken voice, especially when I hear it a lot.

Anonymous

I'm glad to hear you're on the mend, G. I hope the other 20% - 30% will catch up in no time and you'll be all well very soon. Here's a get well kiss on the forehead. Muah!😚❤ If Sweetz helped to convince you to move ahead with recording when you were unsure about continuing after YT first pulled their stunts, I have even more reason to express my thanks!😄 Just think about how much good you've been able to do since.💕 Aww, how sweet of the town to honor Bang Bang like that. That's pretty heartwarming.❤ I always love catching up with you, Gael. Your podcasts are a treat and a half. Xoxo😙❤

Anonymous

loved this audio, Gael. And I love that laugh. And don't worry about getting to all of us. keeping up with the threads can be really hard. you get to us when you can. And I always love your replies. seanie's too. great stuff.

Anonymous

Give me all the erotic ASMR!!! ♥️♥️♥️😂

Anonymous

Loved this ramble, Gael! It’s great, getting to know a bit more about the talent behind the audios & stories (you’re a grear storyteller - are you Irish?) I’ve enjoyed not only your work, but I really enjoy meeting fellow-fans in Gaelandia. It’s really rare to stumble across a community of like-minded people that are sooo similar, despite different cultures and situations! The Lovelies and Beours are as wonderful as you & that crazy twin of yours! Thank you, so much, for the laughter and smiles and warmth (and the occasional orgasm thrown in here & there!) . I know that, in a perfect world, you’d like to chat with all of us, but there are only so many hours in a day - you don’t want to spend most of them online! We understand that, I think! You touch a lot of souls with your art, and change lives for the better, I think. Be safe, be well and keep an eye on that Seanie, yeah? You’ll have a zoo in the attic if you don’t! ❤️ Juliana

kitten017suma

just listening to you talk is so relaxing, bless you

Anonymous

Omg YAYYYYYY Double whammy I can't wait to get home and listen to this Thank you thank you thank you you've made my evening ♥️♥️

Anonymous

You could laugh for 45 minutes and I would be happy 😂❤ Shout out to Sweetz for all she does! Owner of Penguins! 🐧❤🐧 Thanks for the ketchup, G! Much love! 🍀😘

Anonymous

The way Gael says "very" is kinda cute.. I noticed it couple of times on different audios hehe juss sayin' That's how I hear it: vorly 😅😁 Okay.. now back to penguins.. You said there are gay penguins.. 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

Anonymous

*Stands on table and shouts* HAVEN'T HAD CHANCE TO LISTEN YET BUT I JUST NEED TO SCREECH ABOUT HOW FRIGGING AMAZING SWEETZ IS AND THEY SHOULD MAKE THE NEXT HAPPY FEET ABOUT HER LET'S CROWDFUND THIS WHO'S IN???

Anonymous

About your YouTube channel being attacked for the content.. I came accross this erotic audio by a dude I think he's Korean and his asmr content was very sexual. I mean he says things that should be censored but funny enough his channel is still running and his video is still up so definitley whoever done this to your channel are a bunch of haters who are afraid of your success.. We are all here to support you to the end luv..

Chelie

Yes! A ramble to keep me company as I clean my filthy house! Thanks luv.😘 Rambles are the bestest!

Anonymous

Ramble!!! 😁😁😁 This was such a treat to have when I got home from work today. Love your laugh. It’s infectious. So glad Sweetz convinced you not to give up. You do a lot of good and help lots of people. THANK YOU SWEETZ! Enjoyed the story about Bang Bang. He sounds precious.

Delphine (half French half mad)

A 45 mn ramble, oh my, what a treat :) Sweetz deserves all the penguins and honours for her hard work. I'm so glad she convinced you to go on after your first YT apocalypse. I wouldn't have known about you nor about all the lovely goddesses of Gaelandia. I've made a few beautiful and adorable friends over the last few months, thanks to you. I can't even know where I'd be if I didn't stumble upon your channel somewhere around last October. I was in a very dark place and your audios brought me back to the light. So, thank you for bringing the Lovelies (Slutty Bugs? 🤣) together through your art. You are a gem of a man in this sick sad fucked up world. Keep on doing great things as long as your inner flame is burning.

Anonymous

Yay ramble! 😄 How about a penguin joke? 🐧 A cop pulls a van over and when he looks into the window he sees ten penguins in the back. The cop asks the driver "are those your penguins?" and he says "yes, they are my pets." So the cop goes "You need to take them to the zoo right now." So the man says "alright" and drives off. The next day the cop pulls over the same van and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses. The cop goes "Didn't I tell you to take those penguins to the zoo?!" And the man replies "I did, today we are going to the beach!"

Catherine

Everyone knows that Penguins seduce each other through dance. Have you not seen Happy Feet? It gets pretty racy.

Anonymous

Aww Gael thank you so much for the ramble!! They are my favorite favorite audios. You are so goofy and funny it just makes my day. All the penguin info was great. We are all lucky to have sweets helping hold you up and keep you doing what you do Thanks to you both!

Anonymous

How about one liner penguin jokes?🤗 Q: Whats a penguins favorite relative? A: Aunt Arctica! Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? A: Lost! Q: Where do penguins go swimming? A: At the South Pool! Q: How do Penguins drink their cola? A: On the rocks. Q: What's black and white and goes round and around? A: A Penguin in a revolving door. Q: What do penguins wear on their heads? A: Ice caps. Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree? A: Because they don't wanna fall out. Q: What do Penguins like to eat? A: Brrrrrrrritos. Q: Who is a Penguin's favourite pop star? A: Seal. Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white? A: A penguin rolling down a hill Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? A: Starfish.  We love you sweet Penguin 🐧❤

Anonymous

Will definitely have to get to this after I recover my mini heart attack that is Kansas/Kentucky ball 🏀

Anonymous

Nicely done. Respect and thanks to you and Sweetz.

Jenn (Preemie Cuddler)

What an absolute treat to get to listen to you on my Saturday night drive into work! Really enjoyed learning so much about the penguins! I’ll never understand how it’s determined what’s ok or not for You Tube. We can tour a dildo factory or watch a tutorial on anything sex related; even watch someone demo the latest sex toys-how can kissing not be ok? This week I watched a guy making cookies and he pulled out from the freezer a plastic container filled with his cum! He first sampled it straight on, then added to the batter. WTF😳🧐 You know Gael, whatever you reveal of yourself, whether it be in a ramble, an audio or a photo, do what feels comfortable for you! All I know is it is how humans connect and I cherish everything about you, love!! Take care of your tummy!!❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

G your rambles are always enjoyable, and hands down the best penguin in the whole wide world is the SWEETZ PENGUIN!🤗💜

Anonymous

You don't have a bodyguard??? I'll do it! I'll guard your body with my life!!! AND IIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEE-IIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LUV YOUUUUUUU 😎😉😂 PS Seanie will be an assistant bodyguard. We've got you covered! 👊

Anonymous

Am I the only one that is saddened by the fact that G feels he has to alter his voice or be paranoid in his own city/town/village? I hate that. I can see why as there are some crazies out there, but I just hate the thought of him having to change any part of his life out of fear or paranoia. That part of the ramble made ma a li'ddle saddened. And I can't believe there is anyone who minds him sharing pictures????? Don't look if it bothers you, but I think I think I speak for the majority when I say "We love them and keep them coming!!" XD I'm with Mel when she said we need a lap/thigh picture next. Pwease???? XD And when Gael lost control and laughed there for a minute, it was Golden. I could listen to that snort a hundred times. I think it's my new favorite thing he does.

Anonymous
>>19281170

That part made me sad, too 😟 I don't "care" about his personal life (as in: I respect his privacy and I'm not nosey), but I want him to be healthy, safe, and happy! I want him to have some comfort cookies along with the risky biscuits

Anonymous

You make a lot of lovely sounds that send shockwaves through the system but by far the BEST of all is the sound of your LAUGH! 😍😍 Nothing beats it. It's everything♥️♥️ happy Sunday G and keep laughing 💋

Anonymous

Sweetz honestly I can't thank you enough. Things you've done and the support you give us is priceless. When you give an advice I trust every single word of it bc it's you. You're pure and lovely. We do really love you. I needed my time to know you better and I'm so happy and proud to know you. You are amazing. A GEM. Never change my dear sweet penguin ☺🐧

Anonymous

P.s @Gael , life can be risky but don't miss any bit of it. No risks. No biscuits 😆

Anonymous

Oooh Sweetz ❤️ Thank you for everything! Also, I learned a lot about penguins from this ramble 🥰 and uhhh... lol... I thought it was really cute when you were trying to say the different types of penguins. Ehehe. 💕😂

Betsy ♍

Cool...a Ramble, my Sunday is going great. Thanx G💋

Anonymous

This was a treat to listen to G, I always love your rambles! It was noticeable that you were taking care to slow down your speech, although I love keeping up with you when you're chatting at high speed.

Anonymous
>>19282943

I think "Risky Biscuit" could be his wrestler name. Gael "Risky Biscuit" Force. Total killer! 💪

Anonymous

Speaking of time zones, I’ve got a sexy male friend in Australia that I’ve been talking to 😏 The big time difference makes it hard to find time to talk but we try 😇 He actually helped me to get over my ex 🙈 And he made me realize that it doesn’t really matter what age men are, there are some mature ones, and there are some immature ones. This Australian guy is only one year older than my ex, yet he’s way more mature than he was. Anyways, I’m rambling now. Going to listen to the rest of the ramble 🤪 Risky biscuit 😂😂😂 That snort laugh though 🤣🤣 Always fun listening to your rambles 😁 You could be talking about anything and I would have fun listening to it 😝 I just love Irish accents. Lol. I sometimes wish I was born Irish with red curly hair and freckles. Lol. I don’t know why I’m so hyper and rambly today 😂

Anonymous

Has anyone told you how adorable you are yet today? Well, you’re adorable and so was this ramble. No matter what you look like, you’re still one heck of a fantasy of mine. A beautiful mind is a sexy thing. Your pictures are always appreciated here and I think you radiate beauty inside and out. I realize what kind of risk you put yourself into with your job and I am so incredibly grateful that you’ve stuck with it! Every piece of you that you’ve shared has brightened my days. I couldn’t help but think that you did forget a type of Penguin though...the Pittsburgh Penguin 😉🏒 sorry I’m a little bit of a fan. 😬 A little thank you shout out to Sweetz as well!! 😘 Much love to you for all of your hard work and effort!

Anonymous

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit 😂

Anonymous

Loved this ramble G, very eye opening, to see how dirty some hateful listeners, did you, taking down your chanel not once ,but twice,and people uploading your audios, on their chanels and you tube refusing to take it down?It's outrageous. Privacy is a precious thing, and should never be taken for granted. You should reveal as much or as little as you want, It's whatever you are comfortable with. Sweetz is the best I can tell just the way she answers all those messages in the tumbler, as well as all the other hats she wears,thanks for the ramble very entertaining. ☺💚💚

Kat

This was so nice to listen to! Though, I’m a bit worried for you now, but you can handle yourself. Actually, I found it really funny how much Sweetz likes penguins so much. The mascot for my sorority is a penguin, so I have tons pf penguin stuff, lol. Also, I say this with love, you’re an adorable dork, and this was such a mood booster. ❤️

Anonymous

42.46 - 43.20 I'm crying!! 😂😂😂 Thanks for slowing down your speech Gael!🙏That's very thoughtful of you, especially for those listeners who are not too familiar with the English language. Now it's so much easier to keep up with you..! I enjoy listening to your rambles just as much as the other audios, so thank you so much for that. I appreciate it immensely! 🙏 Btw, Sweetz, not sure if you will see this but I just want to thank you for everything you've done for Gael (and for us) all these years. You're a gem! and makes my heart happy seeing all the love and recognition you're receiving! 💕🐧

Laura

Risky biscuits! 😂💕 your laugh is the cutest. Thank you for this. And thank you, Sweetz, for everything you do.

Anonymous

Gael thank you for this ramble, I love,love all your rambles. Also I want to thank you for everything you have been doing for us, please take care of yourself we need you! Shout out to Sweetz for everything, she helped me when I joined Patron. XXXOOO.

Anonymous

I’m a lickle sick but I’m getting better

Anonymous

Bang Bang sounds like my kinda guy. I'd love him. 😂💯

Katira Moon

"They all waddle the same way," Lord that was the cutest thing ever!! 😍😍😍 One of many cute things in this ramble. Freaking loved it!

Anonymous

Birds with out feathers interesting, but if you want to see something scary google bears without fur. You won’t sleep for weeks!!! 😳

Anonymous

It was so lovely to hear from you, you’re so easy to listen to and I loved what you said in this ramble and how you said it! 🥰🥰 Be well favourite Leo! ❤️ Bye bye!! 🤗🤗

Nacht Hex

This was so fun, I was cracking up as I listened, getting ready for bed! So glad we get to support you on Patreon, fook YT. xo

Anonymous

I thought I knew a lot about penguins... boy was I wrong. Thanks for the information,sharing your time to research and the laughs. 🐧😁

Anonymous

Oh you can definitely pump it again, just to get sweaty for me!!! Have a great weekend Gael and Lovelies! xxx

Anonymous

Great title. 😊

Anonymous

I'm listening to this and reading the comments while making pancakes and I'm burning my pancaked :( :D I don't understand who is Sweets and what is the reference to penguins I've seen in the comments.....maybe some of the older lovelies can explain to newbie little me please? :)