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Seanie Unboxing! (Patreon)

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2019-02-01 19:06:53
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Oh lads! I bugged the attic! I just had to share!!


I can't :))))))))))

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Anonymous

❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

Omg!!!!! No fuckin way....

Anonymous
>>19461158

Can't wait to hear this.. I think I'll hear wonders hahaha.. Oh Seanie dear.. hehe

Anonymous

😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Omg Seanie is here 😭😭😭

Jasmine sanfi

😂😂😂wait...but... you tell that between you and Taylor was over, now what?!?!? I'm offended 😭😭

Anonymous

Yes!! I can’t wait to hear this 😈😜

Anonymous

Omg, I’m driving (at a stop light now) and I really want to hear this 😂

Anonymous

Oh, poor Seanie!!

Anonymous

LMAO no Swifty. Pls noooo 😫

Grace

Omg, I am legitimately afraid to press "Play" right now!! WHAT IS THIS??? 😂🙈

Anonymous

Can someone confirm if he made a mess cuz this will be the best 😂😂😂

Anonymous

*grins smugly, twirling a pin* THAT'LL teach you not to sneak into the Caves, ya Langer ......

Anonymous

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Aaaahh I can hardly contain myself... I can’t listen right now 😂😂😂

Jasmine sanfi

She can't shake it off Seanie!! You killed her with your passionate willy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm done i just can't

Anonymous

Not to be hard on Seanie but paying pack hurts!!!!! Hehe sorry lad.. I luv u 😘

Anonymous

That shaky voice tho 😂😂😂😂

Katira Moon

Somebody get him, I cannot with him right now😂😂😂 (I did feel a little bad when his voice started to shake) But seriously, Geal! Get ya boi!

Anonymous

Seanie, next time without Prince Albert. That's not how a threesom works 😜

Anonymous

Oh my God, a Seanie unboxing! Dreams really do come true!😍😂😂 This gave me such a case of the giggles, I loved it!!😂🤣❤

Grace

LMAO!! This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Seanie. Because you break them and she had to take them away. 😘👑🐍🖤🔥💋

Anonymous

Seanie needs a patch kit

Anonymous

Yer sharp willydart will hit the bullseye one day, Seanie. One day. 🎯

Anonymous

Seanie, roll yourself a fattie and Bliss right on out of it. This, too, shall pass. When you go have the munchies down in the kitchen, find Gael and have him slap a patch on Swiftie’s gaping hole. Er - the puncture, I mean! 🤪 Then pump her up, and ... well, pump her up! Get in there, my son! You can do it!❤️

Anonymous

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀 OMG......"Taylor, shake it off". Awww my poor Seanie Boi and his dart dick. Did he have a funeral for her? Listened again and my boi was so pitiful my heart broke for him. I'm sending an early Birthday gift, a vibrating fleshlight....look out for D Heych L boi, they're on the way!😂

Anonymous

That was hilarious.....but I must be going bonkers cause I felt sorry for Seanie!😂😂🙈

Anonymous

Sometimes ur timing is really impeccable. I was having the worst time trying to get to work today, my anxiety was through the roof. Both audios brought me back down. Thanks man.

Delphine (half French half mad)

What will happen to TayTay? Will you bury her in the backyard? I'm an ordinated Dudeist priest, so message me if you need a little ceremony, ok? You, poor thing :'(

Anonymous

I'm done, man! I'm so done 🤣🤣🤣!! I did feel a little bad for him when he..."punctured" her 😆😆

Anonymous

Seanie on the Wessshtt Coast, where you at? Fleshlights on your nightstand in the black Come here, you can meet Vale in the back 'Cause she likes you Is it cool that I said all that? Is it chill that your doll is dead? 'Cause I know that it's delicate 🎶 (Sorry.. I've had a little wine 🍷) P.S. Valentina, I've got you gurl 👊😘

Anonymous
>>19462563

You're adorable LJ. I've got you too 😍😋😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Oh poor Seanie! Not even in his wildest dreams can he get Tswift, Seanie shake it off cause Tswift has bad blood

Anonymous

Poor Seanie’s hopes were dashed again and I felt so bad when his voice started breaking. I was rooting for him throughout and in some weird way I was gutted when Taylor popped and deflated 🤣 You’ll get it next time Seanie! 😂😂😂

Rachael

Poor Seanie!! He finally finds himself in a room with a Taylor Swift doll and he kills it with pure exitment!! 😆😆 At least he can console himself with the fact that there are plenty more blow up dolls in the shops!! 😂😂

Gaelforce

Dart dick, willy dart LMAO! I cant with you girls

Gaelforce
>>19462185

I once had a girl rip Seanie apart on Twitter even though she knew who was behind him... And she was like: "I got caught up in his world" I was like: Seanie doesn't notice a thing He's kinda like me in a way, I'm socially inept sometimes

Anonymous

We live to entertain you! 😍😊

Anonymous

'come on Taylor baby shake it off! Shake it off otherwise we'll have bad blood' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T!!!!

Anonymous

LMFAO HAHAHA!! This just made my ENTIRE weekend already! I'm in tears!!! 😂😂😂👏👏👏

Anonymous

I'm trying to find out what kind of a music Sean is listening to. The background music. The Weeknd?😂

Catherine

I didn't hear NOTHING after "is the top of me micky like a dart". 😂😂 I'm done! Apparently her hips do lie,lol. Way to get use out of that bicycle pump today G. What else is in that prop bag?😂

Anonymous

Mayor I'm suspecting you somehow 🤨🤔

Anonymous

Oh dear. *sings* He will never ever ever put her back together. Sorry I couldn't resist. 😁

Anonymous

I'm having my first listen right now but is that the Weeknd in the back singing while Seanie is exploring lol!!! Good music choice by the way👏👏👏 I like the Weeknd. I think he is an amazing artist.. Okay back to the audio lol..

Anonymous

Those hips don't lie omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Aww poor Seanie can’t catch a break 😘😬😂

Anonymous

@Berta if you listening to this audio, just know that our boi got the best music taste. First it was Abba and now The Weeknd. 💕😂

Chelie

Oh pur Seanie, how traumatic! His beour deflated! 😂 He really has the worst luck, but nothing a few patches can't fix, like. 😉

Anonymous

This audio had me covering my face, but made my eyes roll at the same time

Angela R.

He popped her with his pointy pecker! Poor lad... 😜

Anonymous

Bless his sweet innocent clueless virginal heart!!!! First of all, I’m heartbroken on behalf of the tears being shed by poor Sean. But secondly, why is dee heych ell snooping through y’alls shit?!?

Anonymous
>>19476564

Had to dig as the beat got me and I can't stop humming it in my head. For those wondering, yes this is the Weeknd and song is Where You Belong (Fifty Shades Of Grey soundtrack). A good track to lose your virginity just like Seanie 😂😂😂

Denise Figueroa

Does G really have a sex doll because that sounded a bit too real? lol

Anonymous

Oh god I just remembered a ramble where you've talked about buying a sex doll 😂😂😂 you freakin troll.

Anonymous
>>19514092

That ramble and the story about the sex doll made me search more about him, just to see if it was something private or if he's doing comedy/funny videos? and I ended up finding his Patreon and erotic audios 😳🤤 P.s the blow up doll also reminded me of his chinese pant zipper. No guarantee needed. It's not gonna work 😂

Anonymous

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 poor seanie!

Amy

Aw, why'd you bust him out like that, like he busted his doll? 😂

Anonymous

Aww, poor Seanie! Also, Gael, what's the background track? It sounds lovely!

Ariel Diamond

I’m dying right now! I definitely needed this laugh 😂😂😂

Anonymous

The most tragic and emotional audio!!! 😢😢😢