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12 Days of Santaforce: Day 05 🎅 Baking (Patreon)

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2019-12-09 15:50:39
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Time for something sweet!   

Leave ONE audio idea in the comments below.  I'll choose one of them to make into an audio!  Word prompt audios will begin popping up on December 14th!

See ya tomorrow with another prompt!

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Angel

Making vegan chocolate chip cookies together

Anonymous

We start baking together, no funny games, but then it's time we get creative with the icing 😏👅

Anonymous

A Seanie Christmas baking audio!!!

Anonymous

Sugar cookies,icing and anything tasty 😏 things will get heated in this kitchen

Lilan625

You having had a shitty few weeks at work and not having had time to decorate or bake or anything. You come home from work to find that your sweetheart has come on a surprise visit, and not only has she put out a few decorations, you find her in the kitchen baking for you, greeting you with a big hug which leaves flour stains on both your cheeks.

Anonymous

Hi everyone! New to this thing but am loving it. First time poster on this. Using sweets and eating them off of eachother. You could get very inventive.

Anonymous

Making cookies together being playful and silly, afterwards going to watch a Christmas movie and cuddle to sleep.

Rachael

You decide to bake some shortbread as a surprise for the muse, but it doesn't quite go to plan and she comes home to find you covered in flour with no shortbread dough. She sends you off to get cleaned up, and while your gone she cleans up the mess you have made and starts to remake the shortbread dough, you come back to a clean kitchen and shortbread already in the oven and a cup of tea waiting for you.

Anonymous

"I dare you to bake me a batch of your best cookies", you tell her. Quirking an eyebrow she nods hesitantly. "That doesn't sound too bad." You smirk. "Naked." Her eyebrows fly up. "What? You're crazy!" "And I get to watch you." She laughs. "How on earth does your crazy leperchaun brain come up with these things?" But then she is the one smirking. "I'll do it. But only if you join me." So the afternoon is spent with baking cookies naked, both wondering whose restraint will break first

Anonymous
>>29872704

I was just about to say something about baking cookies 😄... Right on Jenny 😅

Anonymous

She comes home from work to find you in the kitchen baking vegan biscuits. She joins him and afterwards you taste them together but end up making out and you both end up in bed 😉😄

Anonymous

Omg I love baking cookies during Christmas. Such a joy 😍😍

Anonymous

I would just like to momentarily pause and reflect upon the gorgeous physique of the male featured in this particular post’s graphic. Lawt JAYZUS. 😍

Anonymous

Baking together but it turns into a food fight. Now you have to get cleaned up.

Scarlet Kitten

You wake to the sounds of movement in the kitchen. You find your girl sliding a tray of cookies in the oven wearing only your shirt.

Anonymous

Muse discovered how to bake an edible dildo. It’s some sort of holiday recipe she found and you volunteered to let her mold it in your exact *ahem* shape. So! It’s baking. It’s done and it’s placed in a safe spot but Seanie somehow finds it, thinks it’s a giant Christmas cookie, pours a cup of milk to dip it in annnd.... take it from there lmao

Anonymous

The cookie monster turned into the kissie monster or vice versa ;)

Anonymous

The muse wakes up to the smell pf freshly baked cookies. She was gonna do them herself but you knew she was stressed out. You bake together and it turns into a food fight that gets even more heated! 😉😉

Anonymous

You need to make cookies for your office holiday cookie decorating contest. You are really struggling, so she pipes awesome icing decorations on your shapeless blobs of dough. Now it's your turn to thank her, sweet or spicy.

Anonymous

Have Seanie do a Christmas morning wake and bake.

Nix

Uncomfortably warm in his santa outfit, Gael nips outside for some discreet flashing to cool off but literally gets caught with his pants down. Flusterment ensues.

Anonymous

It's the first Christmas together for you and your muse. She wants to make something sweet&vegan just for you, because she wants to learn more about vegan baking and make you happy. You start baking and in some point you hear a giggle... You turn around and see she has "accidently" dripped some whipped oat cream on her neck and above her shirt's neckline.. Of course as a gentleman you help her get it off..with your lips&tongue.. 😘 The rest is all up to you Santa baby! 😘😏😁

Anonymous

You and muse are baking Christmas cookies together. Muse throws flour In your face and you fight back at her. It turns messy and you are both being playful,It can be spicy or sugar your choice. Afterwards You share a cookie together

Kathy Mc

You know, I'm feeling kinda sorry for Seanie at this time of year. He doesn't seem to get any loving , unlike his brother!! He is very lonely and decides to make some Xmas cookies. His plan is to take them door to door, in hopes that some poor lass takes pity on him and invites him in for some milk with the cookies. Unfortunately, his cookies look awful and taste worst! Will some lovely take him in for a Xmas treat?? Dispite his flaws, everybody needs some love at Christmas!

Anonymous

You come downstairs to find her in the kitchen baking cinnamon rolls, the whole house smells so good! Your mood changes from happy to frisky. While she's busy you keep distracting her, putting your arms around her, whisper stuff in her ear, kiss her neck. She keeps telling you to stop, but then she can't take it anymore and gives in...

Anonymous

"Ah ha, so we meet again, my old rival..." Every year for as long as anyone can remember, Master Baker Gael has entered and won the Christmas baking contest. Everybody knows that his cakes are the lightest and airiest, his cookies are the chewiest, his breads are the most savory, his pies are to die for, and his buttercream is so light and fluffy you could float away on it like a cloud. That was, until - she - showed up. The last 3 years that she's been in town have been the first that he's felt a little sweat on his brow at having any real competition here, and the winner has been a toss up every time. For this year's contest, Gael is quite interested to see what she has brought to wow the judges, though he is very careful not to show it. Casually strolling by he sees her plate of rather simple, humble Christmas cookies. "Ha", he thinks to himself, "where is the 5 layer cake? Where is the elaborate icing, the nutella fountain to dip them in at least? This thing's in the bag", he smugly concludes, making his way back to his table for the judging. One by one, the judges sample everyone's wares, and when they get to her table they stop in their tracks, all abuzz, noting how incredible these cookies taste. Curious, but not wanting to appear so, he breaks a little corner off of one when her table is unattended, and gives it a taste. Oh, please, how good can they be and OH MY GOD they were right. It's divine. Baker Gael has never tasted anything like it. He swipes a couple more, not caring who sees. Of course, she wins this year with those heavenly cookies. What is her secret? He puts pride aside and asks for the recipe. "Oh, I'm afraid I can't divulge that. It's an old family recipe and my grandmother would never forgive me if I went around and gave it away." He jokingly pesters her for it a little more, letting his guard down, making jokes and being all charming, as is she. He's pleasantly surprised to find that she's quite charming and witty herself. For the first time he starts to realize that the friendly competition that the two of them have had has actually sparked something more. He asks her out, romance blossoms, and fast forward to the first Christmas after they're married, he's helping her to bake her scrumptious Christmas cookies, because since he's family, the recipe is his, now, too.❤❤

Anonymous
>>29873273

Here goes my idea, Gael & Seanie are baking together and not arguing for the first time everrrrr.. But, twist, Seanie the sneaky langer might have added some powdered weed into the cookie dough.. Baking is done. It's time for some tea and cookies, two sweet brothers watching Christmas movies/shows and BOTH start getting high!!!!!! I bet the conversation and banter between them will be HILARIOUS 😂😂😘😘

Anonymous

I'll take a break on today's prompt so that other lovelies, especially the ones that haven't come forward with an idea of their own yet, have a better chance of getting their idea picked 😄 Brainstorm away, darlings!! 🌹💖

Anonymous

You aren’t sure how to talk to your cute neighbor but you’re very good in the kitchen. So you make some homemade biscuits for her little doggo. Obvs she throws you down and climbs on top of you immediately because this is the appropriate response.

Anonymous

Decorations are up. Tree is dressed to perfection. Stockings are hung by the fire. You’re both at a loss for something to do after being so busy the past couple of weeks. She decides to bake some Christmas cupcakes. She asks for your help. You sir, are in charge of icing. But being your playful self you land some on her nose, but you’d rather taste it from her lips instead... ~ L 💜

Anonymous

You & Muse take a crack at baking a gingerbread house & gingerbread cut-outs, assembling it (not as easy as it looks!), and then decorating it with all the icing, sweet treats and candies. There will probably be icing wars and sticky stuff stuck everywhere, as a result will eventually require some fun tasty cleanup.

Anonymous

FOOOOOOOOOD FIGHT 🍪

Anonymous

You and your muse have a gingerbread house making contest. You, of course, playfully sabotage hers to which she returns the favor and it morphs with all-out war. Candy, broken gingerbread, and icing is everywhere and definitely on both of you. She takes her revenge by offering to help clean up but insists on licking the icing off you and won't let you have any of hers. Ending can be sweet or sexy ;)

Anonymous

You and your Muse shall have a gingerbread faceoff when you each have to bake and assembly one gingerbread house and then decorating it, without looking at each others! And the one who makes the best house in one hour wins! Now the “twist” is that you two won’t decide who wins, but you will have your houses judged by all your friends and family at your yearly Christmas party... They can all vote for their favorite house, and you can’t tell them which one of the houses you made... The winner gets to decide a naughty punishment for the looser... may the best (ginger)man or woman win 😈

Sheila

We get baked, and then decide to bake. But we are giggling too much and and are generally hopeless at even measuring the ingredients. We start making out in between trying to follow the recipe and end up in bed doing something we are much better at than baking. Luckily Gael has anticipated all this and has some store-bought cookies under the bed. We end with something sweet after all the other sweetness.

Anonymous

A competitive Gingerbread House baking contest that starts out very serious and ends up turning fun a playful with a flour fight, frosting fight with frosting ending up everywhere but where it should be.... where it goes from there is totally up to you. :) 😇 😈

Anonymous

Seanie baking his dream beour

Laura
>>29876137

Can Hallmark turn this into a Christmas movie, please and thank you? 😍🥰😋

Laura

Single dad G attempts to bake some Christmas treats for his son’s school party. He has the best of intentions, but somehow everything goes horribly awry. Reluctantly he calls the mom of a little girl who’s in the same class as his son to come give him some tips. While the kids watch Christmas cartoons, G’s new friend teaches him how to bake treats that are actually edible, and he realizes just how beautiful she is despite that smudge of flour on her cheek. Sweet, innocent flirting of something that has the potential to blossom into more (sequel potential? 😉)

Anonymous

Gael notices that the muse has been acting shifty for the past few days: leaving the room to take phone calls, slamming her laptop closed when he walks into the room, and even coming home one evening much later than expected. When he asks her what’s going on, she innocently shrugs and says that everything’s fine. Gael’s curiosity turns into worry - is the muse sick? Stressed about work? Having doubts about their relationship? Finally he confronts her in the kitchen while she’s making dinner one evening, begging her to tell him what’s going on. She relents and tells him that the answer to his question is baking inside the oven. ...and sitting inside the oven is a single bun 😲 (Maybe for comedic effect, let’s pretend that Gael is dense and initially doesn’t understand what the muse is trying to tell him 😝)

Jen Ohh

No one is asking for a Yule Log? Oh well, I thought that would be the perfect joke for this prompt. I'd like to hear a baking with Seanie audio. I don't want him to feel down or left out this time of year. Note to management... its baking with Seanie not getting baked with Seanie 😏😏

HoneyHorns

You come home and hear sobbing coming from the kitchen. Thinking something happened, you rush into the kitchen to find your girlfriend on the ground covered in flour and surrounded by a cookie sheet and several shattered cookies. You kneel down to comfort her and she explains that she wanted to surprise you with Christmas themed cookies, but she slipped and fell while taking them out of the oven. You comfort her by convincing her that you can make more cookies, but this time, you can make them together.

Anonymous

You and Seanie decide to do some holiday baking before your girl comes over. Seanie thought baking was the other kind🌿🚬. He talks you into trying it for the first time and she walks in to find you guys have baked like a zillion things and you’re both high. I’m already giggling. 🤭🤭

Anonymous
>>29890636

I swear I come late to every party and tell a joke everyone already laughed at😹😹

Anonymous

Gael is helping his girl bake for the holidays and is making such a mess of the icing and sugar getting it everywhere! He’s covered in it! She stops what she’s doing and proceeds to clean him up with her mouth 😋😘 .........

Anonymous

The muse or Seanie tried their hardest to make you a vegan fruitcake. It was not a success. But they look so earnest you bravely choke down a whole piece while complimenting the efforts.

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

You have an overwhelming amount of cookies to bake, and the Muse is lending you a helping hand. It certainly seems to be speeding things up, and all is well... UNTIL you discover she's been turning to a new source of ideas for how to cut & decorate them: The Cookie Sutra. ... Oh dear... ... Did you forget to tell her these were supposed to be for your office holiday party? 😈🍪😈 🤣🤣🤣

Violet

Cookies for Santaforce. Starts out with a call from Gael. Y'all had plans for you to go over to his place, and he's says that he's baking cookies for the two of you to decorate. ( We are going to assume that Gael is not a good baker in this case.) We ask if he's sure and he says yeah, and that he'll leave the door unlocked for us. *Time skip* We walk in to the smell of burning and the sound of a flustered Gael in the kitchen. Low and behold, there we find Gael pulling a tray of black, smoking cookies out of the oven and the smoke detector starts to go off. You rush to help disperse the smoke and turn the alarm off. Gael then apologizes profusely, and you go grab the bag that you left by the door. You brought a couple of boxes of store bought cookies to decorate. You guys start decorating, and a couple of cookies start to get a little NSFW. Smooches ensue, and maybe a little more...;)

Anonymous

I love when you make audios and the muse does something nice for you, since most of the time you are doing nice things for the muse. I’d love to hear one about the muse baking you homemade cinnamon rolls or some other treat on Christmas morning and then drinking tea/coffee and opening presents together. Perhaps one of the presents can be a kitten or puppy? 🎄🎁✨ 😻

Anonymous

I always make this one Christmas cookie recipe that you have to cook on the stove and then mold with your hands while it’s still hot — the trick is to put butter on your hands so the sugar doesn’t stick to you and burn you. But it’s always a fun time making them with someone new because they inevitably burn themselves and start yelling 😂 Always a memorable event! The cookies are worth it though, everyone’s always agreed on that. I think it’d be a fun audio to have the listener teach Gael how to make them!

Anonymous

Gael finishes his Xmas baking and is feeling like sharing some with Seanie. (Feeling the whole peace on Earth and brotherly love vibe). He calls up to the attic that the cookies are baked, if Seanie wants some. Seanie comes flying/falling down from the attic so fast that he knocks over Gael's planter, sending dirt and plants toppling to the floor. Gael asks what the hell...and finds out Seanie thought he called him to come and get baked. A frustrated Gael curses him out while tending to the mess made by the upset plants. When he turns around, Seanie has eaten most of the baking, with icing, chocolate and crumbs on his face and clothes. Gael freaks out and asks what the hell he thinks he's doing, Seanie shrugs innocently and says he had a bit of the munchies...😁

Anonymous

G and the muse are rolling out dough for Christmas cookies and there is flour all over the kitchen counter (or table). One smears flour on the other and a playful war between the two ensues, resulting in a messy romp upon the counter.

Anonymous

You’re teaching Muse (can’t cook for 💩 but gonna try anyway) how to bake your favorites but we all know what your FAVORITE is 😏

Natasha Vladimir

Other than baking holiday treats, all I can think of is a bun in the oven lol

Anonymous

Here’s my idea for the word “stockings,” sans “stockings,” haha! You walk into the kitchen and see her wearing nothing but your Christmas sweater. She’s baking sugar cookies and singing some holiday songs. You can’t help yourself when she’s wearing your clothes. It’s just so sexy. You try to be good, but you want a taste— not of the sugar cookies. There’s some 🌶🌶🌶 in the kitchen, and I’m not talking about the cayenne in the cupboard 😉

Anonymous

Okay...this is the first time I've submitted a full idea, but here it goes: I'm thinking baking homemade cookies and treats for a Christmas party. Dressed and ready to go. Seeing the muse in a Red almost vintage style christmas dress, with an apron to keep from getting messy. Gael and the Muse are adding the final touches on the finished treats, and making one last batch (just in case there aren't enough) that take like 15 minutes to bake. Attempting to put Melted chocolate drizzle over cookies or pretzels. Chocolate spills which leads to "cleaning" the chocolate off in a very tasty way....Sweets, sensual kisses, and licking. Leading to making a mess of the kitchen (and each other), with flour, chocolate everywhere. Spanking. Hair pulling, chocolate on the nipples. From the back and then ontop of the counter., then the floor. Getting messier and messier. Chocolate and flour, treats, getting everywhere. Muse was trying to keep from getting her dress dirty but ends up wearing nothing but chocolate and "cream". At the end Gael and the Muse are completely spent, messy, and the kitchen looks like a food fight just happened, with all their treats knocked over everywhere. Oven timer goes off. Thankfully, the last batch of cookies they put in the oven just finished baking so they'll still have some treats to bring to the Christmas party. They have just enough time to shower up and get re-dressed while the last batch of cookies cool. (Shower time might still lead to more "holiday mischief" 😋)

Anonymous

The Great Irish Bake Off - Gaelie vs Seanie edition!

Anonymous

Making the cookies and frosting from scratch together. While trying to find the right combination and texture for the frosting they lick it off each other's fingers. Gael gets a bit naughty and starts to the frosting on the muses neck and undresses her and puts it on various parts of her body.

Anonymous

Baking has always been a tradition in your family for Christmas, and you decide to take your collection of family recipes and share them with your muse. You spend the day drinking tea and baking traditional family Christmas foods, sharing memories of the meaning the foods have for you around the holidays. Maybe things heat up in the kitchen with the chocolate and coconut cream 😈 Orrrrr... switch it up and make it a Seanie baking audio? Something tells me he would burn the kitchen down and it would be hilarious 🤣

Anonymous
>>29898780

Hitting the gym after eating too many baked goods... Gael in the Gym, all pumped and yummy, it’s a Christmas miracle! 😜

Gri (Sassy_One)

Seanie asks for your help with baking an Irish Christmas cake to impress the beour that lives next door

Anonymous

Love the idea Gri! I think that would be a great audio

Chelie

Okay, so since today's my birthday, I thought I'd circle back to this. Totally not holiday themed, but I thought about it today and I don't recall seeing a birthday themed audio before. For shame G. 😆😉. Let's say, I come home early to find you baking a cake. The kitchen is a bit of a mess because, even though you're a decent cook, your baking skills are a bit lacking. Thankfully, I'm an excellent baker (For real though, because I worked in a bakery during college, frosting roses and everything). I offer to help out. You protest at first because it's supposed to be for me, but then you relent. Finish the idea as you wish luv.

Bird

I like baking cookies, but you get so silly with the flour and we get covered in the stuff and...clean up is fun.

Anonymous

🎄🍪Baking for the Troops 🍪🎄 Colleen and Gael first met in the Army years ago, and have been inseparable ever since. Colleen’s BFF is deployed to Afghanistan again, and the couple spends the afternoon baking cookies for holiday care packages. They reminisce about how they first met (with a bit of teasing because they were so young and she was one rank higher than him) they remember all their friends in the military and share a drink in their honor. Colleen gets emotional and teary but Gael reassures her. The cookies are done so what to do while they are cooling? Sweet sensual lovemaking!! Merry Christmas everyone!