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Emergency Bread (Kitchen Ramble!) (Patreon)

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Happy Christmas! 

We did it lads!  12 audios in 12 days!

Thank you all for the amazing ideas and for riding along with me this month!

Come hang out in my kitchen while I bake some bread for our Baking prompt!

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Anonymous

You did the ramble 🙌😍😘❤️G. you’re AWESOME 😭 And pls don’t thank us. We should thank you for everything you’ve done! Happiest Christmas to you and your dear family🥰🎄✨💫

Anonymous

Merry Christmas Luv!! 💖💖Thank you for all the lovely💖 and spicy 😘🔥😏 gifts!! Have a great day! 😚🤗

Anonymous

Thank you so much G for all the amazing audios, but to be honest every day has felt like Christmas ever since I joined Gaelandia. 😊 Please have a relaxing and Merry Christmas with the ones you love!🎄💋❤️

Anonymous

Thank you, Gael ☺️ We can consider ourselves so damn lucky to have you! ❤️ Merry Christmas!

Anonymous

Merry Christmas to you and thank you for making this lass smile during a month that is particularly hard to cope with. The world is a brighter place with people like you in it and I am glad to be able to experience the work you do. Aw the best for 2020 and happy Hogmanay from this Scottish lass to you. Much much love 💜💜

Anonymous

Another cooking ramble? Yay! 😍 This prompt challenge was such a fun idea! You've been working so hard and we really appreciate it so much. ❤️ Hope you have a wonderful Christmas G!

Anonymous

Merry Christmas sweet G!! You have spoiled us rotten! Each day has been such a treat! I hope you have a Happy Christmas! 🌲💝😘 Much Love, Debs

Anonymous
>>30408924

I’m so gonna bake it once I’m free 😍 just pray I don’t put the kitchen on fire 🔥

Anonymous

Merry Christmas to you and your family, babe! Thank you for everything you do and for making us feel so special. You are so cute and i just want to put you in my pocket and carry you around with me.😘❤ May your Christmas be filled with lots of yummy food, laughter and joy, surrounded by your loved ones.🤗🥂 You bring so much life and fun into everything, and i love you so much for that. You radiate with so much light and warmth. Precious likkle bean💜 Muaaah💖💕💗💞 You are simply the best, my love!!💋💋 P.S: I love the way you say wat-AH 😂😂

Anonymous

Happy Christmas G! Thank you for an amazing 12 days! Like always you outdid yourself. It was fun to be with you while you baked your emergency bread. 😁 Thank you for an amazing year of audios and all things Gael. Everyday you make my heart happy, thank you. ❤ Happy Christmas to you and your family! 🎄🎅

Anonymous

Happy Holidays! To you and of course to all the lovelies. I can’t listen right now but I wanted to thank you for your hard work. I really enjoyed being a part of it.

Anonymous

Merry Christmas Gael we have been very blessed with your audios thank you so much for all you do 🎄☃️🎄

Anonymous

To answer your questions: 1. I do bake my own bread so probs gonna steal your recipe! 😉 2. We actually skipped presents this year! Just enjoyed lots of good food. 😄 But if I ever wish for something it's always pracitcal presents too lol. And just a comment on getting up early: I've started getting up at 5AM so I definitely know what you mean! I feel so much better... and this is coming from a notoriously chronic night owl. 😂 EDIT: Oooh you play the guitar? 😍 Would love to hear you play for us sometime! 😁

Anonymous

Nollaig Shona, mo gra 💚🌙🎄

Anonymous

Thank you!!! These last 12 days have been awesome! Ending with a ramble is perfect. It’s funny you mention the queues with snow. The same thing happens here. The threat of snow makes eggs, milk, and bread disappear. I do like making my own bread. I make Ethiopian defo dabo and Italian Easter bread. Homemade bread is the best!

Anonymous

Thank you for taking the time to make these. You’ve gotten a lot of ap-PROVE-al for them 🍞😂 Merry Christmas Gael. You’ve done a grand job with every audio you make (including these ones) 💜

Anonymous

This was such a nice way to end the 12 days. I could listen to this all day. In fact I've gone back to older ones and listen why I paint and draw. I wished for some peppermint tea and a cup which I got, and I also got some more art material. Thank you for making my christmas more tolerable. Merry christmas to you and everyone here.

Anonymous

Clap dat dough, G!✋🍞✋🍞✋🍞 😂 I'm glad to hear you're all stocked up for the zombie apocalypse. Can't have anything happening to my sweet G when folks get all bitey.😂 I like to bake, and I love the smell of bread baking! Your kitchen must smell divine right about now.😄 I'm easy to please when it comes to gifts. My bestie always asks what I want her to get me, and I always tell her she can get me whatever she wants. I also don't mind practical things, but fun gifts are, well, fun, too. :) Hmm, I like your idea of picking something up rather than giving something up as a resolution. I'll have to think on that some more.🤓 This was so much fun to listen to! That dart story, oh my goodness, hahaha, ouch!😂 G, thank you for all that you did, knocking yourself out working so hard during 12 Days of Santaforce! You outdid yourself, darling, and made this a really special Christmas for me, and I love you so much for it. Thank you, thank you, thank you and love you, love you, love you, always. Big hug and kiss. Muah!🤗😚😚❤❤ Merry Christmas, love.🎄❤❤

Anonymous

Omg we did it 🙌🙌 Thanks for an amazing workshop and for letting us work with you. I love these kinda activities when we all work together! Team work never fails! 🤝🏻🤝🏻🤝🏻 I personally enjoyed it a lot and had so much fun and the excitemnet of the wait when you post an audio. And YESSSS another ramble at your kitchen 🥳🥳 You did a wonderful job Gael from sugar to spicy, meditation, vanilla, sleeping, poetry/story telling and ramble!!!!! You covered all categories in those 12 days so way to go my friend!!! I must say, I like how your mind works, that sexy mind of yours! I can tell you're a smart ass dude. I like how you arrange ideas, put them together and represent! I see you fella, I see you 👀👀 Happy Christmas to you and to all the sweet lovelies! Have a wonderful day and I've posted something in Twitter and I'd like to mention it here again.. "Happy Christmas lovely people. Let's take this time as an opportunity to forgive each other. Appreciate the things we have. Be kind to one another. Treat ourselves right. Hug, kiss, smile, greet, shake hands or pat on shoulder with others. Spread love, respect & kindness ❤❤" Love to all ❤💚❤💚

Jenn (Preemie Cuddler)

A perfect ending to the 12 Days of Christmas! I always enjoy a glimpse into your real world with an always inspiring ramble!!😘 Bread baking is the first thing mom taught us to make. Mom would measure ingredients into this gigantic bowl, attach a dough hook to it and I would turn it until a ball formed the size of a ⚽️. Then mom would cut it into 4 pieces and she and us 3 girls each made our own loaf. My favorite part was kneading it and forming it into a fluffy, smooth loaf, patting it like a baby’s bottom, lol!! I always made cinnamon raisin😋 I loved hard cover books and craft supplies growing up. We were a tennis family so everyone got a new can of tennis balls in our stockings. As an adult, my favorite gift is anything skincare, especially hand cream!! As much as I wash and sanitize my hands, I can never have enough lotion! Anything with Shea butter! In Oceanside, CA with my youngest sister and her fur kids-Brutus, a Boxer, and Daphne, a Dachshund looking rescue, entertaining them really, relaxing and cooking. I can’t thank you enough for all the joy you’ve brought us with this series of audios! I recognize and acknowledge all the extra time, hard work and creativity you’ve given us-so grateful!! Merry Christmas, Gael!! I hope as you’re enjoying your coffee and bread you feel all our love radiating on you, proud of all your accomplishments (we are)and excited at all there is to come!! All my luv, handsome!!🥰♥️xoxoxoxo

Anonymous

Omg, could you get any more adorable?! Thank you for making Christmas so much fun! Are you going to come back to the threads for future audios? There were so many amazing ideas, I wondered the whole time how you'd be able to pick 12 of them. My sister actually got bread baking supplies for Christmas 😅 she started building a bread/pizza oven in our garden this summer, but we ran out of bricks about half way through (long story) so it's still an ongoing project. I'm easy to please when it comes to gifts but it doesn't necessarily have to be useful 😅 I got some makeup, jewelry, perfume, a jumper, a purse, my sister got me Christmas PJs with dogs on sleighs on it 😀 This year, we didn't put our tree in its usual spot (in the attic lol) cause my mom has sore legs atm and climbing up the stairs would have been a little difficult for her. But we have very little space in the kitchen, so we put it on a small wagon and constantly move the tree around. It's actually pretty funny, like when you cook and you need pots or stuff, it's like you're dancing with the tree 😂 I don't have any new years resolutions yet, gotta think of something... maybe upping my kickbox training again, I think that sounds like a good one ☺️ I hope you have amazing holidays and enjoy your bread and bananas! 😘

Anonymous

Happy Christmas!!!! My family is together for the first time in 5 years! Already many wonderful memories have been made! So wonderful having both my kiddos here!

Violet Grey

Merry Christmas Gael!! 😃 😘❤️ Thank you so much for 12 days of Santaforce, working hard to give us lovelies Christmas audios ❤️ Look after yourself and take some well earned rest over the holidays 😊 Lots of love 💖💖

Anonymous

Merry Christmas/Happy Winter Solstice/Happy Yule~ What a way to end 12 days of Santaforce, thank you! Making bread is absolutely fun 😊 I love to bake and do every chance I get. Hope everyone has/had a wonderful day and that it wasn’t too stressful 🥰

Anonymous

Merry Christmas sisters! I love you all and merry Christmas to you too Gael 💕🎄🎁

Anonymous

And to answer your questions: Yes I bake my own bread when I run out of pita bread. Pita bread is a thing in my home, thanks to tradition & culture! Same ingredients as the ones you've used, but what I like to do is to mix whole wheat & white flour together and also I like to add Anise seed & Black seed to my bread. Gives it a nice smell and taste. And health wise Anise & Black seeds are actually healthy and good for the stomach and for the body as a whole. Give it ago, you won't regret it. Actually the other day I baked with my mama and she added turmeric powder to the dough, just a lil bit and I must Say, it was delish. Gave it a nice smell and colour as well 😊 Yes I think you've granted couple of my ideas in an audio or two, so I thank ya for that. I mean really, I think you've used everyone's ideas in all your prompts so the mixing of ideas worked fairly out to all of us! You did a wonderful job sweetheart 😘😘 You know, there isn't an Irish person I've met without a singing or playing an instrument skill and I kind of knew maybe those golden fingers of yours have skills as well. I'm glad you'll get back to playing guitar again and please share some of your progress with us ❤💚 As to new year's revolutions, I do have a couple, one of them is to finish my Law studies and change employment to somewhere closer to where I live. Hopefully meet the right fella for me, get married & start my own family 😊 I think I'm ready for this as I was terrified of the whole aspect of it for the longest time, which drove my mama bananas 😂😂 (she always was afraid that it might be too late for me! I don't believe anything is late or not. They are either meant to be or not - really). Sorry ma! I really don't know why, but now I know I'm ready! I'm up for the challenge I guess 😅😅

Betsy ♍

Yes! Strap on that apron😁 kitchen raaaamble...I consider this one of my gifts. Happy Christmas to you sweet lad and all the Lovelies🔔🔔🎅🎀🎁🎄 12 days was the best! Let's start overplz

Anonymous

We supply Christmas Eve Dinner to our Local Police department. It is an annual tradition.

Anonymous

You're so welcome, and thank you for dedicating your time to pumping out so many audios! I love these rambles! Ouuu guitar again, nice. I remember that one audio you did when you were teaching the muse how to play. Us musicians have big brains. I played trombone back in the day😂. I hope your bread turned out lovely. I'm over here taking notes, the only bread I can make is banana bread which, let's be honest, is just cake.

Anonymous

always love your rambles, your kitchen rambles are the best. We had a family emergency about 2 weeks ago that has postponed Christmas, so I'm having a relaxing day. I work retail, so the season is always a bit crazy, but you helped me get through the push, knowing when I got home from work after 9 hours I had a present from you, so thank you so much for all that you do. not a baker, but do enjoy cooking. I don't make resolutions, but to be the best me I can be, continue down the road in my stop the madness trek to fitness, lost 35 lbs over 2 years, this year got side tracked a bit, but just getting back on track with eating better, be more veggie centric, go on my morning walks, I hear you about getting up early and out, get 3 miles in and home by 9am, gives me 2 hours for the rest of my morning before I have to get to work. Hope your day has been filled with awesome, and so glad I found this awesome bubble of happiness and love. Giant hugs to you

Anonymous

Yes, I bake my own bread too. It doesn’t seem to last that long though. I have 13 nephews and 1 niece plus 3 great nephews. They all live close by so when I make it they are on the way over. Lol! My favorite 2 gifts I have ever gotten: my husband sang me an Elvis song one year and made me a few little things. Loved that Christmas. ❤️ The other gift was my nephew Nick were a song and played it on his guitar for everyone at our Christmas dinner, all 30+ of us. Merry Christmas to all!

Anonymous

Merry Christmas G and Lovelies! 🎄🎅🏻❄️🎁 SantaForce 12 days of Christmas was so much fun! I hope you do it again next year or for another event. ❤️ You made this Christmas season extra special

Rachael

I hope your bread turned out okay and you enjoy all of your fruit and when you make the banana bread I hope it is delicious!! 🍌😋 I hope you have aa lovely Christmas and you manage to find some time to rest relax!! Merry Christmas G!! 🤗😘💋💖🎅🦌🎁🎄

Anonymous

I had a chance to listen this now, went to see my brother and his family earlier.😄💖 I love to bake if I just get the time for it, this weekend I'll make graham rusks for mom. 😊 This year my best present was the look on my nephew's face when he got long wool socks from me. I put all the love in them and he put them on straight away! 😄💖💖 He gave me a "gift" too! I had a musix box as a baby, and I gave it to him when he was born. Today he gave it back with "thank you aunt Heidi for lending this to me" 😭💖💖💖😄😄 Heyyy, if you have any tips for learning to play the guitar I'd love to know. I'm starting that with my uncle's old guitar after the Holidays. 😃😃😄 Thanks again luv for the 12 gifts and for this year! It's been lovely every second of the time! 💖

Anonymous

Yay! Going to go take a nap and listen to a ramble. Thank you for posting the link to the recipe. This looks similar to soda bread which I’ve made before. I love baking my own bread, I just wish I had more time to do it. Will definitely give this a whirl 🍞 Merry Christmas and thank you, Gael. You are absolutely darling and a gifted artist who has gone above and beyond what I ever expected from this here page. Love you and the Lovelies 💖💖💖 *big hug and forehead kisses* MUAH 😘😘

Anonymous

Saw this notification earlier right around the time my family’s bread machine started up 😆 I’m looking forward to listening to this soon! Ho-ho-ho, Mayor! Oops I mean 🎅🏻 F🐴 😜😉

Anonymous
>>30417707

P.S. To answer your questions: One type of bread I really enjoy making is socca. It’s an acquired taste but it is vegan and also great if you’re into slow carbs. I *think* it is Italian or Mediterranean flatbread (someone correct me if I’m mistaken about the origins). Recipe: One cup chickpea flour to one cup filtered water. Add 3 T extra virgin olive oil and whisk it all together. I also like to add some sea salt and black sesame seeds, or rosemary, or whatever herbs I have on hand. Then let it rest while you heat your cast iron skillet in the oven at 350. When it’s preheated, you pour your mixture into the hot skillet and bake for 20 min or until the edges start to pull away from the sides of the pan. It will be damp when you cut into it but will firm up the longer you let it sit. It’s really not bread-like — sort of closer to polenta on the inside — but it’s fun to mess around with different ingredients and toppings. I like to use this as an alternative to pizza crust when my family eats pizza because too much flour & processed foods make me feel blah and makes my hip joints ache. What I got from Santa: my favy thing came from my 2 year old niece — a nice bamboo spatula with a hedgehog design on it 🦔💖. My cousin in Michigan sent me a tee shirt from my friend’s husband’s tattoo parlor. It seems odd, but very thoughtful actually because I had planned to buy one while up there last summer but I ran out of time. The shirt is a babydoll fit and a bit tight but yowza, it makes the tits look good so I don’t mind 👀🤣 Good for you for taking up guitar again! I have been thinking about taking guitar or piano lessons for some time now, I just dunno which or when I’ll have time to practice. I suppose if I love it, I’ll make the time. Resolutions/goals: Gradually increase my swim laps to about three miles per week. Add weight training at least two to three times per week. I dunno what kind or how much, I have way too many options at the gym and too many fit friends giving me conflicting advice, it’s overwhelming for this unfocused anxiety girl. I used to do toning/sculpting and yoga until I started working from home and that was the first thing to give way. My swim partner also wants us to do a 5k together — walking, not running. That’s the easiest of my goals, as I walk a lot already. Enjoy your banana bread and hope you’ve had a wonderful Christmas 💕💖💕💖

Anonymous

A bread-making ramble on Christmas Day!! So lovely ☺️☺️ The 12 Audios of Christmas was a sweet 'n' spicy fun ride, indeed! Enjoyed every bit of it 😁 I do occasionally bake different types of rolls from scratch for special occasions. I do want to make my own loaf bread; it just taste better than store bought. You have a Merry Christmas, Gael! You too, Lovelies! 🤗🎄💖

Mina Ramey (Ebony Sorceress of the North)

I love baking my own bread. I grew up on our family farm back in Michigan, so just about EVERYTHING was homemade or handmade. I love making the flavored breads (apple raisin, pumpkin spice, banana). My gifts I like to get are things I can use for the house. Or notebooks and pens. I like clothes too, especially 1950s and 1920s style dresses, traditional Japanese, Celtic, or African clothing, anything I can incorporate into my daily style (plus my preschoolers love Ms. Mina's awesome style😉). For a while, back when I was still in martial arts, mom would get me a wakizashi sword and a matching metal fan. I still have them and I practice with them every now and then. My resolutions (That I've started already🙃): Get back down to my football weight, get back into dance class and martial arts, dip my toes back into acting, go to the museum at least once a month...most importantly, get back to being the badass goddess I know I can be.😉😘 This year, I got a traditional Japanese kimono and sandals. I have another gift on the way, but no one will tell me what it is! The suspense is killing me!🤣 I hope Gael and the rest of you lovelies are having an amazing Christmas! All the love to you and yours!💖🎄🍭☃️🎁💜

Laura Gahan

I was that child why If Santa goes house to house leaves no evidence etc parents decided to make fake boot prints on the floor woke up Christmas Day saw them called my parents out it was my brothers boots from work

Anonymous

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all! I am new here, as you've probably noticed. Totally blown away by what these wonderful audios have awakened in me and how much pleasure they give. (Anybody else experienced this? Not just a lone nut job, right?

Anonymous

Anyway, thanks so much Gael for all that you do!

Kathy Mc

What a treat this month has been! I've loved everyday and looking forward to a better 2020. You give me so much hope and joy. I'm a professional chef by train ing

Kathy Mc

So this has been fun listening to you make bread. I make bread a lot. Every thing is better homemade. Thank you for all your hard work this month. Rest and relax and enjoy some time off. I have many resolutions to be a better person and be in better health and have a more positive outlook on life. Largely, due to YOU!! Thanks Gael. Love you always!!💖💖💓💓💕💕❤❤💋💋💋💋🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Anonymous
>>30424330

Hi Jodi! Welcome 💖💖 You are FAR from alone in feeling like something has been awakened. Speaking for myself — and I think other Lovelies will concur — these audios have fundamentally changed things. For me, they often fill a certain area of my “love tank” that can’t be filled in other ways. You’re not alone nor are you a nut job! 💖💖💖

Anonymous

This was a nice audio to listen to as Christmas Day winds down. I remember being a curious girl and one day sneaking into the bathroom and looking out a window to see my parents dragging in the gifts from Santa. However, we have a separate tradition where on Jan. 6, kids would get gifts from the 3 Wise Men in their shoes. Caught on really quickly that the wise men had the same writing as mom and dad 😅

Angela R.

Oh Gael! What a nice way to end my Christmas Day. I’m exhausted from all the goings on and to sit and listen to an adorable ramble is just what the doctor ordered. Thank you for working so hard to make this month special for us. You’re such a good lad! I’m looking forward to all the good things 2020 will bring, and I’m thrilled to have you along on that journey. I love you dearie!

Anonymous

Yay for Gael & christmas bread baking ramble! I love baking bread, all types of bread to be honest, just for the challenge of it and I guess enjoyment, too 😁 There’s this great thing called a “Danish Dough Whisk” which is perfect for all sorts of different bread doughs because it helps with not over-mixing batters AND helps if you hate the sticky doughy hands 😂 My new thing this year will be a homemade sourdough starter to make bread with no commercial yeast, just using a sourdough starter with its own natural yeasts. Santa gave me a couple of new oxygen bags — really, they’re just regular bags/backpacks designated for use for my portable oxygen tanks 😄 Also gave me a cute new watch, teapot, and a small bowl, condiment saucer & asian-style teacup.... oh a couple pairs of pyjamas. Hope all the lovelies have had a wonderful Christmas! ❤️❤️

Anonymous

GAEEEEEL thank you SOOOOO much for all your audios this past year and the 12 days of Santaforce! I loved every minute of them, and I looove your kitchen rambles so much! You are so sweet, charming and funny. I never get tired of your content, no matter what it is! Merry Christmas! Hope you had a great time with those you love. We love you! 🥰❤️❤️❤️

Catherine

🥰You are determined to be the best thing we never had, huh?

Anonymous

Whaaat? you also play guitar?? that's amazing, G!! I'm so happy to hear you are back in the game 💪🎸 I love to play guitar too, (I play electric guitar actually), it's my biggest hobby! I’ve been teaching myself for about 4 years now. I find it incredibly therapeutic! (my neighbors don't think the same )😝😂

Anonymous

I’m new here.. And I can’t lie this is kinda cute 🙈🙊

Anonymous

There’s something satisfying and therapeutic about baking bread..This reminds me of my grams teaching me how to make her honey whole wheat bread that they used for toast and sandwiches every day. And it’s giving me cravings! I just love your largely unscripted/raw audios because it gives this element of authenticity that is hard to fake! Thank you for blessing us with your pipes once again! All the hugs 🤗

Kathy Mc

And, by the way, is there anything you can't do??!! You speak many languages, you cook, you play guitar, you make love like a god and the devil, you are Irish, your voice is to die for, you are talented, creative, sexy, charming, shy, sweet, probably handsome as hell; I mean really! What can't you do??!!💖💕💕❤❤❤

Anonymous

Merry Christmas! Thank you for doing this and everything else that you do. I'm so happy and lucky to have found you, you are a wonderful hooman. Hope you're enjoying your holidays, much love 😘😘😘😘😘😘

GinaG

I missed the rambles, G! So lovely to catch one!

Anonymous

My most most most and unforgettable fave audios for this month are: “Free to be yourself”,”Our first time”, “Seanie’s Christmas adventure”, “Emergency bread/ramble” 👏👏👏👏 and last but not least your own creation “My Favorite Taste” *swoooooon* 🙌🔥😈🤤

Anonymous

Okay so I'm just getting to listen to all these, and omg I'm so happy, I love these so much. I've missed the rambles!!

Anonymous

This audio is so cute💖