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Lady Killer (Revisit) (Patreon)

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2020-04-29 13:56:50
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You've ordered a male escort for the night.  He may not be what you expected... 

We're totally having sex now.

I was in a bit of a silly mood.  This audio is a bit of a comedic experiment ;)  Have a laugh with me.  Sit back and relax and let the Ladykiller take care of you! 

XXD

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Jasmine sanfi

Omg i Remember this ahahahahhaah

GinaG

An all-time favorite! Wouldn't mind a follow up on his adventures. *BOOOOOOIIIING*

Catherine

How much you going for again, G? A bean burger and a Coke? 😜

Anonymous

One of your funniest audios ever 😂

Rain Archer (Rhiannon)

OMG THIS WA THE SECOND BOOK I BROUGHT OFF ITUNES WHEN I FOUND GANCANGAH (20 bucks i spelt everything wrong in this sentence in excitement, hahaha omg now im reminded of hanabil lector audiobook guys - thanks im on the floor laughing again for the second time... hmm i need to clean under the bed... hello boogie man.... go don't look so scared - im taking to the boogie man...) shut up rain and "Hit play for me Sam" (not a word to whoever noticed that very bad typo - words fail rain membrane brain insane... yes i know not funny either) wait... its similar... shiit. nearly man nearly i could of deleted that and made myself not look like a twit... but this is better hahahaha omg!! and hotter... and now im going to stop editing while playing....

Anonymous

Go Team Nervous!😂 Well, that's the good laugh done for today.😙❤

Anonymous

Rest ffs. Just saying 🙃

Anonymous

This reminds me of your escort ramble/story . Love it 🙌😂😍

Anonymous

I'm in stitches. Can't breathe from laughing. The innocence and enthusiasm is so endearable.

Anonymous

Hahaha... this one cracked me up can't wait to listen again! I could use a good laugh! 🤣

Anonymous

🤣🤣 good lawd! It’s like listening to everybody’s first time experience. Hilariously awkward.

Anonymous

Omg 😂 cramp in me arse! This is so good 😉😜

Kira

Awww it's so REAL 😂 And I absolutely loved it, that was so sweet and good, and still very arousing. And I know usually condoms aren't included in your audios, for understandable reasons, but the concept of "wrapping my present" was so cute and sexy, I loved that 😆

Amanda Jay

Oh this is one of my faves, funny AND sexy. Can't wait to listen again.

Anonymous

I remember being so confused listening to this audio the first time, in my car. Like: am I turned on, or embarrased for this poor, sweet dude? Both!?!? WTF?; He ended up being one of my best characters EVAH! Sexy times with him are full of laughter ❤

Anonymous

He’s just so dorky I can’t help but want to love up on him. I can’t help but want to console him. It definitely reminds me of my firsts

Anonymous

The first time I heard this I was sitting at my desk at work and busted out laughing. It was one of many times my coworker looked over my cubicle wall to see what I laughing at. Hope you’re actually RESTING! Out those fingers away and go take a nap or something. ❤️

Anonymous

I'm torn between which is funnier. Knock My Rocks Off or Lady Killer. Both have me doubled over. Tearing up with laughter I can't even see straight. G needing a GPS - Gael Positioning System 😂

Jen Ohh

This is so so funny and real. Not trying to burst ur bubble for any virgin lovelies out there! this audio is closer to what ur first time will be like than any other 😂 it's so fun and adorable

Michelle Ross

One of your best sir EVER!!! (I'd I've binge listened to everything you have available for my tier and other platforms I could find your work on.)

Michelle Ross

It's amazing the strength of sexual determination over pain & any other problems that can get in the way from reaching that glorious end. There a lots of medical papers that tout the benefits of orgasm as pain management... it works for me.

Anonymous

I've grown to love this one, and I love the boing when the condom bounces away. this has everything you need, awkward G, silliness, sensuality and spiciness

Anonymous

Comedy gold. 😉😘

Anonymous

It's 1:00 am and I'm laughing my ass off 😂

Anonymous

The Butt Cramp tag 🤣

Anissa Garcia

Gotta admit, this is too cute lmao

Anonymous

I am screaming 🤣🤣🤣 The ass cramp nearly took me out 😆😆 Absolutely hilarious!

Kathy Mc

This is absolutely in my top 5 audios ever! I laughed so hard, I shot soda out of my nose! I was turned on, laughing, cracking up at the jokes, falling in love with this dorky geek, wanting to hug and kiss him, then grab the condom away and just do it myself-! Everything is just comic and sexy gold!!! Gael, you have no equal, no matter what !!! I hope to God you never really hurt yourself! I don't know how you will explain it to the ER nurse!!!🌟🌟🌟💞💞💞💞💓💓💋💋💋💥💥💫🍀🍀🍀🌿🌿🍀🍀💝💝🏉

Brazilhannah1991

You really have a knack for this kind of thing Gael. Happiness is the spice of life, as they say. I really liked this one, and you as a sexy dork is really funny to me :D

Anonymous

Totally dorky, but still hot!! I listened to this after having heard your escort story, and it confirmed that there’s no way you could’ve been an international playboy - not in the physical sense! Still, your stories do have some basis in reality, and even if you did sell your body to the night I wouldn’t judge. However, it also made me think about sex work and preserving/respecting the dignity of all parties involved (even while wearing the gimp mask & leash)...and if you’re really into all kinds of freaky shit (think Eyes Wide Shut), what else do you have in your repertoire, and would you share? Or are you really just a sweet guy who easily gets attached? 😂 Awwww, Gaelie.

Betsy ♍
>>36067768

Yezzz...share. something "a lickle different " (his words), maybe break the skin, first layer only, nothing he can't heal with his tongue. maybe add more hard ware, that body adorned with metal...whoa! see what you started😂he moans so sweet when he's in pain...his pain is my pleasure.

Sweet Phantasy

This was so damn cute! I giggled through several of the quips that came from a well written comedy script. So so damn cute!

Sweet Phantasy

" . . . I know it's not the best, but I I thought I'd hit it every 20 licks or so." Bwah ha ha ha ha ha 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 Stop . . . you're killin' me!!!

Anonymous

The muscle cramp sent me doubled over with laughter! I could barely wipe the tears from my eyes from that and "I thought I'd hit it every 20 licks or so. Can you help me?" Comedic Gold!

Anonymous

That was so sexy and funny at the same time, G. Sex doesn't always have to be so serious all the time! <3

Ashlee Kranz

So do condoms really go flying off the jolly wally like that here at times?😂

Anonymous

I would actually really love it if a guy made me laugh during sex 😆💕

Jessica Renee'

I know I am a couple days late but after what?? 2/3 months of being apart of G's Patreon I have to say this might be my favorite audio. Perfect mixture of sexy and funny, if I didn't know better I'd say that the muse might of popped Gael's cherry in this one and I am so wanting a back story as to why he became an escort lol and if this is true and she was his first I love this audio even more!!!!!!! Favorite bit was Gael asking for help finding the clit...Hmmmmm.... some how I don't believe this even though it was so funny!!! Thank you for the laughs I'm a nurse and like the rest of the U.S our office is closed to the public so we are doing virtual visits, we call our patients on the phone first before they do the virtual side with the doctor, we get their intake make sure their smart phone/computers are working and are getting a good signal. I work for an internal medicine doctor so most of my patients are 50-86 one as old as 101 needless to say a lot don't get how it works and hate the 21st century lol so our intakes are taking hella long and as annoying as it is we try our best and help as much as we can so we've been working sometimes to 8 at night. My point is your audios are a welcomed time out full of laughs and sexy day dreams, so thank you for that!!!!! So glad I joined your Patreon, I've been a sub to your youtube channel for almost a year. Love and enjoy what you do Gael!!! Needless to say much love and mad respect from Houston/Galveston Island Texas!!!!!!

Anonymous

I love this virginal Gael character, so clueless and eager to please. I may have replayed the part where Muse guides him to find her clit a few dozen times on my phone and in my head.

Anonymous

I found the Buttcramp tag so funny in the beginning, but now I can feel it . I think we need a buttmassage audio 🍑🤏

Rain Archer (Rhiannon)
>>36345304

I actually really loved how you ended the sentence, I was scrolling through, my head caught up and I had to scroll up and read it lol "and in my head"... oh fiddlesticks where do I know that from, it's just going to play that one part of the like over and over till I forget or remember...

Anonymous

The tag, “Go Team Nervous” is me 😂😂😂

Tracey

This was so funny 😂😂😂

Anonymous

The “Boing” when the condom flew off...dead! 🤣

Anonymous

The realness and the rawness of this is comedic gold and dead sexy at the same time. My mind is slightly tangled up after listening to this but my body doesn't need a GPS to know it's going straight to hell in gasoline underwear. 🔥😂

Anonymous

The 20th listen is still as funny as the 1st. Definitely one of my favourite comedic audios. Go Team Nervous!!

Dawn

This is genius level comedy. I love it ❣️

Anonymous

hahaha adorkable! Cute, sexy and geeky. Lovely!

Kirsty Hughes

I was drinking a coffee when I listened to this.. It came out of my nose. 😂