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The Quirky Hotel (Patreon)

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2021-08-22 11:00:04
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The rain is so heavy babe...we need to pull over! If only there was a hotel nearby!


(This was a request from a few months back! More new requests coming next week)

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Anonymous

How did you do that?! A min ago I was hoping for a new audio, this is mind bogglingly amazing 😲 Also mirrors on the ceiling, yes please👏👏👏

Shelley

Well, shit. That was a lovely alternative to church 😈🔥🔥

Lilan625

"Mirrors on the ceiling". Wow. A friend of mine had a hotel room where the mirror on the wall was angled so that when you laid in bed, you could just turn to the side and see your head and torso in the mirror.

Anonymous

From the description I half expected you to yell “Janet!” at some point. Wooow. That was a delicious superintense quicky 😘 I loved it how you pronounced “Let fucking go” and that at one point you were literally shouting 🤤 *Squeezes 🍑* 🤗 🥰 Let it go on pornhub 😂 Finally something that’s actually sexy on there

Anonymous

Oh this took me down memory lane. Many moons ago I was in a relationship and we would go out to dinner then after he would give me this look and say "wanna play?" That meant hours at a similar hotel with mirrors on the ceiling and the wall next to the bed. But we didn't end up on "Pornhub". Hilarious ending. 😂👏

Anton’s Becca

Throw me on the——lord it’s 8am let’s go baby

Anonymous

Whoever requested this, I just know this gonna be my kinda audio, bc hotel sex and mirrors you know….

Anonymous

Oh, myyyy! Those mirrors were some turn on, huh?😈 Because this got spicy hot and intense!😍🥵🔥💋❤ Whew!😍🔥 That end, though, haha.😅 I must tell you, I had the same thought, lol😅 I watched a Netflix documentary about a voyeur hotelier, and the thought was << looming>> , I tell you.😂 It turns out there were some discrepancies in his dates that cast doubt upon 100% of his truthfulness, but I'm sure it could happen. You know how to test for a two way mirror, right? You touch the mirror, and if there's a small gap between your fingertip and the mirror image, it's a standard mirror. If your fingertip touches right against your reflection, then it's a two way mirror.🤓 Just a heads up, there are two different sections before the 2:00 mark where you stop and start again, which I know slips through rarely on occasion, no big deal, but seeing as there are two in a row, this might be a happy accident here. You could potentially leave this as is, and satisfy the curiosity of the people who keep asking for bloopers. I know you've said they might not be funny, or whatever they're imagining they will be, but you can draw their attention to what they'd actually be like with this. If you want, you could just add a Bloopers tag and cover two requests in one here. Just something to think about.😘❤

Anonymous
>>66268781

Omg Nikki this is some very interesting ‘mirror’ information I never knew I needed to know 😳🤓

LynnieBee

I swear, I don’t know why, but for a hot second I thought that the premise of this audio was that you and The Muse were REALLY on a Porn set and at the end of the audio a Director was going to yell *CUT!* or something 🤣 🤣🤣 This was delightfully spicy 🌶 I don’t know what it is about hotel sex, but it’s just……g-ddamn, it’s so good!!! Also, I don’t know if anyone else noticed this, but the ceiling mirror in the picture says *KRAKEN* (squid monster 🐙) and that’s just fucking perfect! 😂 Well played, G. ❤️

Anonymous

Holy Fucking Shit Batman, that was everything I hoped that would be, I almost had a HFO...I knew you would do this idea justice, as weird as the idea was, thank you G. That was hotter than hot. So. Damn. Delicious, my whole body is still shivering: Edit: found my notes, this was from February, and in case in the editing things got lost, here was my description of the room: And the room you walk into is, well...an interesting room, it's basically 2 rooms, a living area with a kitchen nook with a mini fridge, microwave, and small stove. in the living area there are mirrors and globes all over the place, like something out of a 70's nightclub, you laugh a bit as you explore. The second part of the room is raised up a step with a huge canopy bed, the bed is round, but it has a boxed in canopy frame around it, the muse heads toward it and lays down on her back, enjoying the warmth of the room. She looks up and laughs, calls your name and asks you to come over and lay on the bed with her, she wants you to see something. You come over and crawl on to the bed, asking her what? She says lay next to me and look up, you do and as you lay back, you notice it and laugh out loud, the ceiling of the canopy bed is a large mirror. She turns over, laying on her side facing you

Anonymous

Ooh, the intensity was so freakin hot. Love it!

Anonymous

The frantic tag 🥵

Anonymous

This was deliciously filthy 🥵😍

Anonymous

“Release the Kraken”

Anonymous

Ohhhhh!!! How I love it when you get louder!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I've never been in a situation like this before but the image in my head was mmmmm so delicious.. Seeing you on top but at the same time seeing your entire back reflection against the mirror, I find that very sexy! Seeing your back, hips and legs muscle movements, it's like your doing push-ups but on me 🔥🔥🔥 just picturing all this is a turn on 🥵

Anonymous

I love those times when sex is just so passionate and a little rough where you just want each other so much, you're so turned on and then at the end you're just giggling about something silly 😆😍😘 loved this one.

Anonymous
>>66271495

Yes! Because the moment I saw the ‘mirror on the ceilings’ tag I knew this is your idea. I can’t forget this one and I was like ‘Hey! This is Bridget’s idea!’ 🤩👏🏼

Anonymous

I think frantic is my favourite new tag

Anonymous

The picture makes me think of the Austin Powers motel room we rented out for my colleague's bridal shower. It came complete with a round bed, mirrors and an actual cage inside it and I kept visualizing it while listening 😆 The first part threw me a little, maybe a bit of foley would be good to mark the transition from car to hotel room, but you made up for it with being so damn descriptive once we're on the bed. Holy smokes 🥵 I like the lock your legs bit a lot, and how I come on cue when you tell me to 🔥 I don't know how I typed all this I'm still trembling 🤣🤣

Anonymous

The frantic tag omggg😣😣

Anonymous
>>66273450

Oh dear god this was hot!! 🔥🔥🔥Hot & funny, perfect!! 🔥😂😈 The letting go and being loud & seeing the back at the same time *fanning herself* I have a thing with broad strong looking backs, at the same time they're sexy and make you feel safe 😌🔥 Right now I'm happy I waited until late evening to listen to this, who knows what dream theatre will show 😏😌😁

Anonymous

The giggling ❤️❤️❤️

kira

holy SHITE

Anonymous

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!!!! Your Sexiest Orgasm! Love it when u get LOUDER and LOUDER yelling FUCK, YES! So ready to go even before this from the anticipation build I feel as you change from the sweet polite Irish gentleman that says “Oh ya suck it for me Please, Please baby” to “CHOKE ON THAT BIG FUCKIN DICK!” as Alpha enters the room mixing loud with filthy dirty hungry whispers in my ear (the mix drives me crazy) & when you say “messy & dirty” (Jesus!) Could really feel the energy in this one.....A+....😘💖.

Anonymous

I am speechless… 😲😈😏

Anonymous

I’m grooving lol I’m picturing a faulty blinking red neon sign at the front of the hotel saying “Vacancy” lol Sexy G loving those moans of yours 🥴🥴🥴 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥰 where do I check-in

Anonymous

Hot hot hot! 🔥❤️‍🔥The desperation and moans were everything. The thought of looking into mirrors as we fuck is sexy! wouldn’t mind this going on pornhub 😂😉

Sascha Yelkim

"Hope we don't end up on PH" 😄 Nothing better than having an intense orgasm then laughing your ass off

LilacW

Frantic, messy sex plus comedy is a lethal weapon. I'm utterly butterly powerless against this combination.

Kathy Mc

I'm seriously speechless and so turned on, I'm sweating ! Mirrors on the ceiling...now all I can hear is Hotel California!!😂😂😉😉😉😙😙💖💖💕💕

Anonymous

Oh my G-zus 🥵🤯 This is how I want to be taken to poundtown!! I grasp you between my thighs and run my legs up and down your body so you can sink deeper inside of me, watching myself fuck you back while you ravish my body. I think of how incredibly sexy you look, so frantic and passionate because of how good I make you feel. Great sex + laughs = the best 🥰 And of course, it’s only after the deed is done that we worry about hidden cameras 😂 Yes, there are some bloopers in this audio, but it’s all about the visuals and hearing your delicious pleasure. I imagine there’s more fun exploring to do in the quirky room….

Anonymous

… thank you 🌹

Anonymous

Me brain it melted...jaysus ! #throwmeonthebed💣💥🤯 .....brb.....🥴☺️ Throwing you on the bed just sent me over the edge. Mirrors to watch the show... I'm a bit of a performer so i would love that... Ooo and watching you. And I wanna watch myself gag. Cough cough.. yeah yeah yeah.🤣And all that 👅👅👅👅. 🤤💥🤯 Sucking on your nipples.. and that ass. Tell us some more about that.💋💋💋🤯 Tells us about that warm cum. Ooo baby. Don't send me to pornhub I'm already frustrated af! You paranoid.. I don't believe it.. lol. I'm a very private person so I get it. I always make friends with the hotel staff first. Hotels are so hot, Everytime you talk about it, it makes me want to get out of town🔥🔥🥵. Anyway this was so insane I still can't think straight. I want it. 👅👅👅👅👅💣💥💥🤯🤯🥴🌹💋 P.s. this is art honey. You are beautiful.

Anonymous

the ending omg😂😂😂😂 i loved this audio so much.. so loud and omg🥴

Anonymous

Listening to this in bed at 6am. Not only that felt fucking amazing, but I feel like today's gonna be a good day :) thank you as always, my dear

Anonymous

My gods Gael this was absolutely amazing I absolutely loved this one. Very well done very sexy as well. Definitely one of your best. Absolutely enjoyed this one Gael very well done.

Laura Gahan

Thank f for the bar Gael was like a beast 🥵🥵

Anonymous

i am scared when i finally have sex cuz idk if they’ll live up to the way gael uses his words👀

Gaelforce
>>67654307

The good news is, you'll be able to teach him because you know what you like. I've had years of practice and the input of all of ye lovelies!

Anonymous

His accent was so thick here 😍🥰

Ndpndnt1

I'm looking forward to the day I can have this experience with a man who knows what the fuck he's doing. This sounds incredible! But, honestly, my favorite part is when you giggle...it's devious and caring at the same time. 😉

Anonymous

I could listen to you eat an imaginary our all daaaaaaay 🥵🤤

Anonymous

-"We better not end up in PornHub"- *wheeze* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂👌🏼

Anonymous

Omg That's was so HOTTT

Anonymous

The - visuals and …. 🥵 everything . SHIT 🥵 😵