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If No One Was Here: A Black Tie Affair (Patreon)

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Happy Friday all! Time for some more erotica! 

Be forewarned that this piece is a little on the 'porn' side of things...

I had some real fun making it and I think its a good piece :)

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Grace

Mmmmf!!! OMGael!! "Instant Pregnancy". That's all I have to say. 😈💋

Anonymous

Pfft, the ending... ;)

Anonymous

Thanks for the uploads, love. You always make my day a little wetter, I mean better😏🍆💧

Anonymous

Just in time to accompany me to bed... 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Talk about having to wait...I'm just starting my work day 😭 That's a 9 hour wait

Anonymous

Hahahaha... a bit on the porn side. Well that's what earbuds are for!!! Haha!

Anonymous

Yay ! A Zuckerl - treat for the weekend, Danke! :))

Trina

BUT I JUST GOT TO WORK! *pouts* I'm still in my car so I turned it on and sweet jaysis, I only made it 4 minutes before I realized I was gripping the door handle! I must not listen before work... I must not listen before work... I must not listen before work...

Anonymous
>>2722022

Your picture is hilarious and a great counterpart to Gaels ;)

Anonymous

Praise the lord that I don't have to be to class for another 2 hours ;) Excellent timing, my dear!

Anonymous

My ultimate fantasy. This audio had my heart pumping so hard, my senses all tingling at once... well at all the right places, and I am flushing & blushing so hard! All the right ingredients: Sexy seduction, dirty talking (or rather whispering) in front of a crowd, the thrills & rush of car "rides", a good flow to the story, the sound effects especially when u got to the "buckles" and the ending is fabulous! I don't feel like it is unrealistic in any way. So real and dirty imo. This piece... I LOVE. WARNING: Listen only when alone.

Anonymous

Bahaha Ashlee, Claudia- pretty dress, sans panties!! Coincidence or did he find our secret treehouse? :))

Trish

Yes! This lil gem arrived BEFORE work! 🙌 Happy Friday indeed! 😈

Anonymous

Hun...we could have just fucked somewhere in the corner AT the party... 😏😜

Anonymous

Any one for an whore d'oeuvre? Oooops I guess that's just me.💋

Anna_808

@Frishawn 🙋🏻 9.25 9.25 9.25 9.25 9.25 😳😮

Anonymous
>>2722227

Tina...umm....sit! On his face in the corner! Ahem! Stay...stay girl!

Anonymous

I have a black tie dress that is just satin w the most gorgeous lace. Match it w stilettos & accessorise w sparkling diamond earrings and u r good to go. It also bares the back and cuts all the way below the waist. I just imagine that. Hehhehe... also easy access to the ermmmm cheeks. 😆😆😆

Anonymous

You had me at "best f@cking finger food at a party ever..." - swoon 😍. Loved this audio, and the ending was fantastic! Thanks for starting my Friday off right 🎉💥

Anonymous

I'm glad I don't work on Fridays :-) Gael, this one is H.O.T!!!! And I mean.... HOOOOOOOTTTTT! :-P This is so one of my biggest fantasies!! I don't think it's really on the "porn side", it's just very naughty! And I loved the end XD And your moans! I wish men were not afraid to moan!

Anonymous

Whatever this "porn side of things is" I LOvE it! Sometimes it was a bit chatty (repetitive phrase?) for me during the first almost climax. Everything else was HOooooooTtt. I especially loved it when you called her sexy (beautiful is good but sexy definitely made believe it more) and when you were trying to convince her to pull over. It was definitely something I could picture in my own life. You made me feel sexy, desired, wanted, spontaneous, empowered and definitely satisfied. Thank you! This definitely put a pep in my step today. 💛💜💣💥👐

Kathy M

Ok I broke and listened at work, screen side down because now there's a giant sperm taking up residence on my home screen. So hot and naughty. It's was a struggle not to squirm & keep my face straight as though I was listening to fookin' Adele or something. I'll just have to replay this later when I don't have to remain so inhibited. Thank you Gael xo

Anonymous

No porn, just incredibly hot.

Anonymous

I can only quote My Chemical Romance, with all these baby pictures and this fucking hot audio: Mama, we all go to hell. XD

Anonymous

Hahaha, I just got to the end and I was like... what if the cops come? XD Hahahahahaha

Anonymous

...Ummm...one second...I gotta breathe...! Sweet mercy, that...whooo! That...was so good, Gael :D When you mentioned being cheek to cheek, I scrunched up and smiled like a dork. And those moans of yours...goodness, Gael! I'm still catching my breath o.o

Dolphin

Oh my goodness 😳 Gael....that was hot. You've got a girl over here all flustered 😳😛

Anonymous

Letting my Freak Flag fly high today. 🇮🇪LOVED the nails on ass and the "fucking finger food". Gael, you are a master 💋💋👑.

Anonymous

There is no porn here sweetheart.Its only a little bit rough language.Very naughty.Youre a very naughty boy Gael :P

Kathy M

Would anybody mind please sharing with me about the term gutter puppy?

Anonymous
>>2723602

I believe Trish was the one who came up with that...but I could be wrong. (And everyone please correct me if I am). Tina said it, that is right...sorry Miss Tina !!!!!!!

Anonymous

Sweet mudpie on toast! I think this kind of Gael is still my fav lol. Telling what you want her to do is so hot imo, and I love a good tease which you did perfectly. Very naughty and sexy. The beginning was my fav part, but very close to the car and hood part! ;) The sounds (belt), demands, nail digging and change of octave near the end were all👌 Plus some sucking on the tongue, yey! Was kinda surprised I didn't hear any funny head bumps with the backseat part lol! Pretty small back there ;) But the ending made up for that "Oh shhhhhit".

Anonymous

Listening on my lunch break was not a great idea. I loved the scenario...it's one of my favorites. I did have to finish listening in my car and thought I was being pulled over at the end lol

Anonymous

Holy guacamole! This was hot, I'm not as composed as the ladies above me so I'm sticking with just HOT!

Anonymous

Nice dogging session....nice hard cum. Sounds like he really enjoyed this one.

Anonymous
>>2724108

Tyger you crack me up! You're descriptions are so graphic and right to the point. ;)

Anonymous

Oh Gael! What a great start to the weekend! Great audio as usual 👏😍

Lucy

I am still tryna figure out what part you thought we were not supposed to like about this, I liked every fucking second xD

Kathy M

Finishing up my day in work and all of a sudden Gael's voice rings in head "9.25 inches". I did the Scooby head shake and realized yep, he said that for reals.

Anonymous

Hahaha...your yodeling really caught my eye! Like the "Bat-Sign"! Zuuu komisch....:))

Anonymous

I will have to catch up on all of the chatter but wanted to update all of you. My massage was this evening and it was amazing! Totally wasn't weird with a guy. I am now a blob of goo. ;)

Anonymous

Possibly the best audio yet........ I didn't think it was possible "relax" this hard ☺️

Trina

WOW.... you... dayum... finger food... car hood... whoa... words aren't doing the sentencing thing... la petite mort indeed... I'm going to need a shower...

Brigid's Ember (Siren Historian & Mayoral Furniture Tester)

Oh my! I downloaded it onto my phone so I could listen without using the (understandably) heavily monitored school WiFi, and couldn't get the file to play until right before I left to come home. So there was me in a traffic jam on the highway, my phone speaker-up in the cupholder, blushing to the tips of my ears and grinning like a maniac while peering through a pretty cloud of steam! Don't worry, the car didn't overheat -- just me. Seriously, last time I enjoyed myself that much while driving with both hands on the wheel, I had a passenger! ;-) And (what I choose to perceive as) a siren for the Sirens? A very nice touch!

Gri (Sassy_One)

Hey, lovelies! Hope your weekend is full of adventures! @Gael, that audio...good stuff, sexy, yummy...imo, no need for the warning, it was really well done...so, if you wanna share a few more...😏

Anna_808

I'm headed to a Bavarian Sausage Festival in my city...should I BE this excited?

Kathy M

This audio is going down as an all time favorite of mine. Just insanely steamy. Who'd have thought the sound of a belt getting undone could sound so hot? Whew!

Anonymous

I'm taking an informal survey next door if you'd be willing to check it out... And even if you don't partake you can see a creepy banana ;)

Trish

WOW! You weren't lying...Sounded like you definitely had fun making this! It was definitely fun to listen to! Love the end too! Thanks for a great start to the weekend! 😉

Anonymous

Holy cats, man! Definitely have not heard you go like you did here. Amazing, breathless, hot, steamy, and oh so delightfully sinful. Almost makes me wonder if you were inspired by, oh I don't know, something you may have heard on an erotica website?

Anonymous

Good morning, ladies! Hope y'all have a great Saturday. 😆

Anonymous

Hello ladies! I'm back from a small little trip, needed to bring some stuff home from our weekend house (is that even the term you use? gosh, silly hungarian). Left you a small little piece of it next door. :)

Anonymous

I don't how, but a PHOTO OF GAEL as a young lad has surfaced! 👉🏼

Trish

Hi Everyone! 🤗 Have a great day! Takin a mini road trip today! I ❤️ Fall road trips!

Anonymous

Gael left us a voicemail on youtube ;)

Anonymous
>>2730433

Thanks! 😆 I bet most if not all of us have notifications turned on 😂😅😅

Anonymous

So guys, I feel so weird looking at patreon in public because of the little "tadpole" 😳😂

Anonymous

Happy Saturday my sassy siren sisters! Fun question if you want to play along- what is one innocent/boring/inane thing that you would like to be Gaelified in a ramble? (It could be a sentence, song lyrics, subject matter, etc. Be creative 😏)

Anonymous

.Also gut, Herr Gael I listened. And if you call this gem porn...I could easily, happily become a porn addict! But it`s in no way porn, it`s high quality, well considered erotica!! It paints a solid, reliable scene...your acting...and "cumming" skills are absolutely droolworthy! The sounds and sound effects...Hmmm ( especially the belt buckle, of course) And the clit spanking sounded extra juicy this time...ohh my! I love how your moans and growls alternate between high pitched and guttural...grrhmm!! Und wenn du sagst "dig your nails in my fucking ass..." to die for!! I`d say 9.25/10 stars ( I´d give you ten if you had taken your cock out and played with it, as you tried to convince her to pull over)XPP

Anonymous
>>2731523

Claudia, you vixen! There's more of the kinky Bavarian I know ;)) 9.25/10 stars lmao!!!

Anonymous

Ladies if you don't know already there's ANOTHER gift over on YT for us :)

Dolphin

That new massage audio 😍 just when I think I couldn't appreciate Gael anymore than I already do...

Sweetz (GFPR)
>>2732326

AGREEED! I actually am not normally a fan of spoken relaxation, and yet this massage audio may be one of my all time favorite that Gael's done. That's how good it is!

Anonymous

You guys...here I was...about to catch up on missed audios...AND MY HEADPHONES BREAK. And since it's Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend, the stores ARE CLOSED UNTIL TUESDAY. THIS SUCKS. >:(

Anonymous

Morning ladies! It's another rainy morning here and I get to laze in bed w Gael's latest uploads on YT! YAY! I just wanna leave my comment here on the massage audio. GAEL! That is another milestone! The affirmations, the choice of music, the way u paced to the music, the massaging/ rubbing sounds, the kisses, all timed perfectly. It will be fabulous there is more massaging/ rubbing sounds at a consistent rhythm, and u just create the sounds without talking. I m now ready to abandon my other ASMR channels. Scalp massage and ear whispering pls!

Anonymous

Speaking of milestones (Pyp ;) 🎉Gael just hit 100 patreons!🎉 Congrats Gaelforce!🎉Welcome everyone. 🍀Fáilte Romhat🍀 (It does make me a little nostalgic tho, for when there were only 20-22 of us. Who else is from the original crew?)

Anonymous
>>2732626

He's growing up! 😢 I'm part of the original crazy crew. ✋It's been so fun watching it grow.

Anonymous
>>2732587

I know how you feel P. I got so many tingles and I felt so relaxed like jelly.

Anonymous

Congratulations! Mmmmmwhhhhhh!💋

Anonymous

Bunch of friends came to town for a Happy Divorce Party. There is PENIS EVERYWHERE!!

Trish

Happy 100 Patreons!!! 👏🏻🎉

Anonymous

Hey everyone!!! I see Gael left us a gift today.😘

Anonymous

So a recap of today's happenings: 1st I was going to take my mom but grandkid needed her so she bailed and my bff text me to wish me a safe journey and he said he could take me so I waited an hr for him to meet me at my ranch to leave. We get there and it's adorable and hot and cell service cut in and out and phone was at 28% battery life already. I see my first cowboy by the giant peanut. I walk over as bff buys water. Cowboy Lucas asks if I want him to take my picture with the peanut, I say no, he asks why not, bff comes up shoves water in between us and makes things awkward. Cowboy Lucas tips hat and says y'all have fun.

Anonymous

We hear gunshots and I think, oh crap we're all dead but nope they were having a cowboys and robbers skit with a wild west shootout. Bff knows I used to live in this town and asks if I knew cowboy lucas...I say no...he says ok.

Anonymous

Cowboy #2: I sneak away while bff is buying peanuts for my mother, awww. I talk to Cowboy Ryan who is on a flatbed trailer connecting a sound system because I thought I recognize the guy he is with....it was wrong guy but good way to start convo with cowboy Ryan. He gave me a shout out on the mic saying Crystal is back visiting her home town give her a big welcome home 😍 I tell him about getting a cowboy shout out for my friends, he agrees, but bff has my phone in his pocket. Bff comes up,is polite, shakes hands and says that my phone is dying so we can't use the camera (he lied). We part with Cowboy Ryan and walk and meet CJ.

Anonymous

CJ asks if I wanna hold his snake, bff is about to start punching when we see him hold up an actual snake...I thought it was hilarious, bff did not. We then meet Gus the snake and Mick the porcupine. ❤

Anonymous

Bff is quiet, we go back to truck to drive around. I check my phone which has 21% battery. I ask him what his deal is, he's upset I'm flirting (which is a lie). I explain why I want a pic or video of cowboy, he's still being quiet.

Anonymous

We drive around and he reminds me that I had wanted to visit my godparents whom I hadn't seen in about 15 years. I also wanted to see if my nanny was still alive because she was old when she took care of me when I was 2. To my ecstatic surprise she was still alive, I almost cried. My godfather was home (which is her son) but I found out my godmother had passed away from a car accident 6 years ago 😭. So it was a happy/sad moment. They loved him. We went back to the festival to walk around.

Sweetz (GFPR)

One part of this audio that really cracks me up is Gael trying to convince his girl to pull over because his southern hemisphere is running the show. "There! Baby There! There!" Hahaha Fortunately not all guys are as charming as Gael or we'd all be spending the night in jail!

Anonymous

He was super sweet after that, we took the back roads home and now we're home 😆 So that was the great peanut festival adventure.

Anonymous
>>2733854

I loved that part. He sounded really cute and innocent and excited. he sounded like a kid begging to stop at the toy store or ice cream shop.

Anonymous
>>2733831

Why is that a lie? Why that he is upset that u r flirting a lie? Sounds like the truth to me

Anonymous

Alright, my Lovlies, I'm going to take some Nyquil and go to sleep. Have a good night/day.

Anonymous

Good Morning Lovelies 😀😀. From a very windy and wet US. Hope everyone is having a wonderful Sunday so far....enjoy your day !! And @Crystal, sounds like the BFF wants to be much more than a BFF.....speaking from experience, those can turn out to be incredible BFs with some encouragement 🤗.

Anonymous

Hello ladies! Don't have time to catch up on all, but I see you had fun! :) Have a wonderful day/night all of you! xoxo

Anonymous

Okay Mädls, it`s official! Gaelandia, all you girls and of course our fearless leader Gael, have taken permanent residence in my head!! Even in my most intimate moments I´m not safe from you!! Last night I was in bed with my ...hmm..Chamsterer - let`s translate it as boyfriend. ;)) And suddenly I mixed some English in my dirty talk...WTF?? I`ve never done it before!! It was quite funny! Sooo my man was a little startled, but then he played along...Hahaha...It was hilarious... We ended with a crazy mix of Bavarian, English, Austrian, Italian and a little French. It was like a competition...;) And the best thing...it tempted my man into talking A LOT more than usual...a great progress!!! Hahaha.. Thank you Gaelandia! Enjoy your Sonntag, Servus ihr Zuckergoscherl XDD

Dolphin

Goodnight lovelies & Gael! Hope you all have a wonderful Sunday wherever you are 🌞 I've already got Mondayitis ~ dreading all the essays due this week 😰 thank goodness I've got this place to keep me sane 😋💁🏽🌻

Anonymous
>>2734737

Morning 亲爱的! U kinky girl 😂 U have Gael and u have your Chamsterer. How lucky is that? 😍 But I am offended, how about sweet Mandarin? That goes tweet, tweet, tweet 😆😆😆

Kelly S

Oh dear Lord... If I'd known audio like this was available, I'd have been looking for your Patreon a long time ago! (Thanks Literotica for letting me know someone like this existed!) Holy crap this one is hot... :)

Anonymous

Good morning everyone! I hope your day/evening are going well. I am currently here laying in my bed under the covers not wanting to get out. I have so much to do today. welcome to all the new Sirens :-) this is a wonderful place for support, laughs,and good ol banter. Enjoy!

Sweetz (GFPR)
>>2734688

Ooof Lisa if you're in the southern half of the country I hope you're soggy but safe! <3

Trish

Morning all you beautiful souls! Hope everyone's Sunday is peaceful and good! I have to say...after listening to the Unsung Buddha massage audio last night, I was out all night! I love not waking up in the middle of the night! 😊 Anyone have any fun plans for today? I am heading back to the beach. I didn't get enough and I found a new place to explore! 👏🏻😁

Anonymous

I hope everyone has a great Sunday. I'm still trying to get over this sickness. My own brother didn't even recognize my voice on the phone. I sound like a frog going through puberty 🐸😷

Anonymous

I had to wait until today so I wouldn't rush saying this. Gael, your Unsung Buddha massage put me to sleep last night :) I really liked the music, and the finger taps :D That first time you said "I'm here now", I actually shed a few tears; I don't know why. I wasn't sad or anything, but it was kind of like I wanted to say 'thank you' for saying that.

Anonymous
>>2736621

Feel better soon hon, just remember to drink plenty of fluids and rest. Tea with honey and lemon always helps me 💗.

Anonymous

Kris, I couldn't bring myself to comment on your post above... It felt like it should be left for you and Gael. I just wanted to say that your comment in itself was beautiful and then for you to make sure that it was genuine and something you truly meant was so thoughtful . The " I'm here" comment is so true for me as well! It made my heart melt - that someone was out there where I don't have to be strong 100% of the time. ..ok now i am getting a bit teary. Well just wanted to pass that note one and say welcome if I haven't welcomed you before. :)

Anonymous
>>2738891

Thanks, Erin :) What you said about not having to be strong 100% of the time, that could be why I shed those tears. I'm not really sure, I still don't know, but that might be it.

Anonymous

The Happy Divorce party continues and I'm being forced to watch Magic Mike xxl. Ashlee and Amanda- apologies.

Trish
>>2739553

😆😆Didn't you say you hated those? Poor thing!

Kelly S

Oh come on! Thanks to these audios, I now can't watch Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. without having dirty thoughts about Fitz. (Yes, not the same accent, but this Southern US chick hears all those beautiful accents similarly.) Please tell me I'm not the only one!

Anonymous

He really is isn't he ?!? 🔥😈🔥😈

Anonymous
>>27058890

hahaha ... me googling instantly "inches to cm" and gets big eyes ...

Michelle Ross

The ending was PERFECT! I was thinking about that for at least the last 5 minutes.

Anonymous

This is just so hot! *fanning myself*

Anonymous

9.25 inches sounds like pain to me lol but I'll pretend i can take that 👍

Melie

Holy. Shit. This was unbelievably sexy, the noises he makes are divine. I think he's a demon lol