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Erotic Ramble! (Patreon)

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2017-02-05 18:16:50
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Hey All! Enjoy!

The audio cut out towards the very end as the file was HUGE and ate up my memory....but I think I got 98% of it anyhow...I didn't get the chance to sign off...anyways! Enjoy!

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Anonymous

This is such a fun Ramble and very 🔥🔥

Grace

Hearing this Ramble and how easily you weave in and out of the "Sexy Gael" voice makes me wonder, are you actually turned on at all during most of your audios or are you just a really fantastic actor? 😂

Anonymous

I admit that I'm tired, and that I might be a bit groggy after 1 hour of yoga, and that yeah I've been listening to quite a lot of these ramble type audios because they're adorkable and relaxing, but when the question about what's extra sexy during bj's came up and you answered something about her holding your dick against her face I just lost it because thought: what if women were the same? Like "oh yeah, put that big forehead against my clit!" "Oh, you like that, baby? What if I....wiggle my eyebrows?"

Anonymous

Second! For once 😂

Anonymous

But I can't actually listen until later 😭

Trina

:D

Anonymous

Damn, I'm early! I end up getting really into the rambles, and start talking out loud and people think I'm crazy xD loving the background music c:

Anonymous

💖The Lizard King strikes again! 😁

Anonymous

Can`t listen right now... but I LOVE the pic!!!! XPP

Anonymous

Frau Claudia!! Do Not release those tapes to Colonel Force until he tells me who the sexy dream was about!!! Lizard Cock and Sexy Dream- those are the conditions to be met!

Anonymous

Gonna listen in a bit - but yesss, Lizard King! XD

Trish

Damn! I have a house full of people. 😆Gonna have to be my evening listening pleasure. 😬

Anonymous

listening to this whilst high on morphine, chilling in A&E.. fun times loool

Gri (Sassy_One)

Hot sexy ramble! Yay on the Batman suit! ;)))

Anonymous

Gael, I'm the one eating the Chocolate Cocksicle, not you silly. Milk chocolate please!😋🍫

Anonymous

Thanks for the sexy moans so goood 😘 P.S. Those water💧sounds did something to my insides 😍😳

Anonymous

Yes! So great to hear my shout out. 💦💦. Not too loud at all. Thanks alpha Gael. You made my day!

Anonymous

Gael, I love this ramble, it is both sexy and hilarious and I did indeed drop what I was doing to listen, loved your response 🔥🔥🔥🔥. BTW, I am dying laughing..... PDA is public display of affection.😂

Anonymous

PDA = public displays of affection

Anonymous

Oh, but Mr Gael, I'm only helping Frau Claudia's case - I'll get to you when it's PA time.... XD

Anonymous

A sensual Sunday to you, too, Gael! First of all...that picture XD!! These rambles are always really interesting and fun. Thank you for answering my requests; I squealed so loud, I almost woke up my sister :3! And also for talking about what guys may think about 'certain things' pertaining to women and sex in general; I know it may not be what all guys think, but still, it's a breath of fresh air and relieving. And those sexy improvs...WOW, Gael @////@ One day, I'll be brave enough to ask for one in another erotic ramble. One day...

Kathy M

Thank you for another fun and sexy ramble 😘😘😘 So I have a new favorite drink and you have to try it. My friend got a pineapple Moscow Mule. If you guys haven't tried one yet you have to. It's crazy good. It's ginger beer and vodka and this one had pineapple juice mixed in. I only took a teeny sip of it. I can't drink alcohol because I've had issues with my pancreas. So I got a ginger beer with pineapple juice and it was insanely good. Since we know you love ginger beer and pineapple's your favorite fruit I hope you'll give this a try 😄

Catherine

Ha! Grey sweatshorts. Holy dick print, Batman.

Anonymous

I wonder what kind of lizard eye is in that pic above?? An alligator`s? A kaiman`s? The actual lizard king`s???

Anonymous

Great ramble - super fun and sexy!

Anonymous

Guten Morgen my dear Sirens of Gaelandia! I hope everyone has a pleasant Montag - Monday!? Sooo, since the last questions were not answered properly :( ...and I know the Monday answers are always a bit lacking XP... I will ask just one thing... (can`t start my day ohne - without asking anything... hahaha!) Imagine Gael asks you to create a fantasy/fairytale-like scenario for an (maybe erotic) audio... ...what characters/creatures/scene would you invent? And are you looking foreward to your week with Freude - joy or Grauen - dread? Oh and would you tell me about the Super Bowl? Is this a big thing for you? Did your Team win? Danke für eure Antworten - for your answers... see ya! XD

Kathy M
>>3835222

Morning dear Frau Claudia! Just so happens my team The New England Patriots won the Super Bowl vs the Atlanta Falcons. It was truly an amazing game! Had a fun time watching it with family and friends and was tweeting with our MzKat which was great fun. I'm no dread about the upcoming week thankfully, feeling good 😄 Fantasy fairy tale 🤔🤔🤔. I'd be good at writing the sex scenes I think but the fantasy stuff I'll leave to the professionals 😄😊☺️

Anonymous

Yay!!! Thank you for the sexy whispers, Gael, and answering our questions!😘 Some of what you said about being shy vs being confident made me think.....the way you describe it sounds like you're self-assured (in a good way of course) rather than timid, but a sense of self-assuredness doesn't mean that someone wants to be the center of attention, always being "out there" in front of other people.

Anonymous
>>3830478

💖I laughed so hard about the Batman suit cause I had just read on Twitter a post about how in the next Batman movie they shouldn't say who it is, just let everyone try to guess. Then when Gael said that my mind immediately thought, "what if it were Gael in the Batman suit and none of us knew?!?!" That'd be fuckin awesome!!! 😂 😂 😂

Anonymous

☝ 👏 👏 👏

Anonymous

Answering your question: all kinds of chocolate. XD We acutllay had a cartoon character called "Gombóc Artúr" (pretty much Arthur the Dumpling) who's a fatty bird and has a big big monologue about just what kinds of chocolate he likes... "Round chocolate, square chocolate, long chocolate, short chocolate, ball-shaped chocolate, flat chocolate, solid chocolate, perforated chocolate, wrapped chocolate, naked chocolate, whole chocolate, leftover chocolate, sweet chocolate, bitter chocolate, tube chocolate, chocolate with hazelnuts, milk chocolate, chocolate with liquor, last year's chocolate, this year's chocolate, and ALL KINDS OF CHOCOLATE MADE IN THE WORLD." So... that's my answer. XD <img src="https://pb2.jegy.hu/imgs/system-4/program/000/055/626/csukas-istvan-szitha-miklos-gomboc-artur-a-nagy-utazo-zenes-szinpadi-eloadas-original-59552.JPG">

Anonymous

Agent Angie?? You around?...

Anonymous
>>3838105

I'm about to have some lunch, but leave a message after the beep! *BEEP*

Anonymous

Herr Gael... I wonder why you always talk about the superb impregnating abilities of the Lizard King`s cum....? Hm?... It´s a bit creepy... I never asked for Baby Lizard Princes... Bahaha...

Anonymous

I don't think I've seen any comments here on the Striptease audio, so I'm guessing your guys' reviews are making the rounds on Twitter or YT instead. At the beginning of the audio, I'm assuming it's Gael's character who's brushing their teeth since his dialogue only occurs between the brushing sound effects. Which I think is helpful for setting the general "evening is winding down, so let's get sexy" ambiance...until you realize that he's still wearing the suit. My first thought was, <i>"Either that was a slight oversight on his part, or he is one suave mothertrucker when it comes to oral hygiene,"</i> because I'd probably be dribbling water and making a small mess if I tried to brush my teeth while decked out in an evening gown. 😛 With regards to the rest of the audio, I think the ASMR purists are really going to enjoy it since Magic Mic is a sensitive beast who picks up <i>all</i> the sounds. My personal preference is that if I'm going to listen to an audio that makes liberal use of sound effects, I'll need some accompanying dialogue explaining what those sounds are if they're not easily recognizable on their own. I think Gael did a pretty good job with that for most of the audio, such as by describing things like taking his suit jacket off, undoing the buttons on his shirt, and of course the infamous belt buckle sound that requires no explanation. But there were times when it felt like the sound effect I was hearing (namely that rustling sound in the background) wasn't quite matching up with what was being described in the scenario, and it sometimes felt like the ASMR aspect was a little too overpowering. I'm not sure if that rustling noise was deliberate and I'd missed a plot point, or if Magic Mic was just acting like that one annoying, gossipy friend we all seem to have who listens to every single noise in the room and then blares it out loud to the rest of the world. But I found myself having to forcibly ignore some of the sound effects and focus more on the dialogue (which was hella sexy) to get the most of the audio. Given the nature of the ending, I'm hoping there's either a Part 2 or extended cut in the works because ending a stripping/lap dance audio with the character still wearing their pants is like trying to divide by zero - you just <i>can't</i> do it. But if there isn't more to the story, I guess no one can accuse Gael of mislabelling the audio since he did refer to it as a strip<b>tease</b> 😝

Catherine
>>3844299

Doc yes to everything u said. Especially teeth brushing in full suit. It was highly distracting. He would have at least been out of the jacket and cuffs i would think. I think those other rustling sounds may have been the lap dance portion. Girl i dont know. But i did like the teeth brushing just not in this context. And yes I did say something on Twitter. Its cuz I care. 😆 also we are supposed to get part two or the extended version. Maybe he'll play "Pony" in the background...

Anonymous

Guten Morgen, Mädls! A wonderful Dienstag - Tuesday to y`all!! I´m too tired to ask anything atm! :) If you like... ask me a question instead. I will answer later! Or just tell me what`s wandering through your beautiful minds right now... Oh and is your second toe longer than your big toe?... see you later, Schätzchen! XD

Anonymous
>>3846344

Hello, Claudia! Happy Tuesday to you, too :) Get some good rest. A question for you, huh? Let's see... What's your favorite piece of clothing? And my second toe and big toe are about the same length. Take care of yourself :)

Anonymous

Hey Philotes! Clementines/mandarins, did you hear? Haha 🤗🍊🍊

Anonymous

I think my favorite thing about the rambles is how you laugh when you're reading some of the questions, almost like you're embarrassed. It amuses me to no end and I find it oddly endearing, boyish charm maybe. 💜

Anonymous

My first request was the last one that made the upload. Yay! I know where to find it when I want to hear that sexy voice say my name again. ♡ I hope my others make the next ramble. XOXO

Anonymous

Hilarious! I hope to be in the next one. ;)

Anonymous

listening to this again for the 100th time &amp; i tell ya being Jamaican myself, that part gets me every time 😂

Anonymous

This magic mic is nuts... Sipping water is my trigger??!!! WTF??!!! My senses are on hyper alert mode after listening to this ramble... I have to break it up onto 6 parts... Gonna go hang a sign around my neck saying "DO NOT touch me" now. xd

Anonymous

I love your laugh Gael. This ramble has shown me that you are way more than a sexy voice. Your sexy on the inside too.

Anonymous

Squidward is my spirit animal. We're over it.👍😂

LilacW

So I've been feeling off-balance lately and decided to listen to older rambles I haven't heard before to cheer myself up. The surefire thing that made me laugh in this one is the way you instantly go in and out of your sexy mode. 😹 I love it, Gael! It's so jarring in the best of ways. 😹 Thank you. This ramble cheered me up immensely. The only thing that makes me slightly sad is that I wasn't here yet when you were doing these shoutouts. Sigh. But It's understandable that it's not a scalable thing to do it in such a large community.