Q&A: Anya and Yura Beletsky (Patreon)

 Here they are at last.

This is not a very serious interview and a good half of it was made over the course of one all-nighter. Readers beware.

I think it's cool to note that it took a whole day of collaborative effort between me and my friend to try and come up with Yura's embarrassing secret that only Anya would know before remembering a horrible drunk accident a scarily yuralike acquaitance had not so long ago. Real life is beautiful indeed.

TRANSCRIPT

PHOBOSNYAN asks: What’s your least and most favourite thing about each other?

Yura: ...favourite? 

Anya and Yura simultaneously: He's barely home. / She's barely home.

A, Y: … 

A: Ok now least faves, I go first: ugly, stupid, smells bad, kicks my bed bunk, doesn't flush, hogs the pc, clogs my razors with his face pubes, alcoholic, druggie, bully, slut, has like 500 stds.

Y: Your laugh’s ugly and your ankles are fat.

A: 😮

KUMORI asks: Anya, what are your thoughts on the death of your bio teacher?

A: Uh… I dunno. It’s fucked up, I guess.

Y: “I guess”.

A: What?! What am I s’posed to say? He was an okay teacher, yeah! Graded me like shit, though.

[Image of Nikita handing Anya a test.

Nikita: Impressive, Beletskaya! Didn't think you could get EVERYTHING on here wrong.]

Y: 'Cuz you study like shit.

A: Stfu, like you’re any better!!

Y: I LITERALLY have better grades, you dumb bitch!

A: FUCK YOU

[3 mins later]

A: Yeah, uh. He was kinda funny sometimes. Now he’s dead. Whatever. 

A, Y: … 

Y: Yeah. Whatever.

ZONESEEKER asks: When you guys play Minecraft, who mines and who fights? Or do you both do a little of each...

Y: I fight.

A: Mining’s cooler.

Y: You just suck.

A: Ahem, for the record! I don’t even play with him. He’s dogshit.

Y: Lol, you’re still mad?

A: It wasn’t funny!!

Y: YOU ARE HAHAHA

[Image referencing the blyat minecraft kid video with Anya as the kid.]

RGBRAINED asks: To either, or both: what's a secret that only you know about the other? The more embarrassing, the better.

Y: She reads gay fanfics.

A: I DONT

Y: Writes em too, probably.

A: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! And you know what? 

Y: What? 

A: He once shat himself and didn’t notice until-

Y: I WAS DRUNK

FROKOYAMI asks: Yuri Beletsky, for years I’ve longed for your tender touch. You don’t know this, but you’re actually the protagonist for hit indie vocaloid series “Parties are for losers”, and I a humble viewer. Though forever separated by the confines of our realities, in moments like these we’re able to witness each other. I only have a few seconds, but I’ll keep it brief. I love and have always loved you, not as your cringe frat boy party-sona, but as the depressed, rancid, frankly pathetic kinda guy you are. Your future may seem bleak but know somewhere out there resides me. I hold you in my thoughts daily, I clutch you in my darkest moments, I cherish you in my highs. I dream of a reality where we can live together, kiss eachother, and even populate the earth with adorable wasian babies. Alas, this is the best I can do, but I hope my impression reverberates with you always as you have mine. I see that your mom made you take your little sister to this interview with you, so my message has been spared of the more intimate details of what we would do together. Simply know my lust holds unrestrained whenever my gaze falls upon your bodacious figure. Also treat your sister right, I have a hunch she’s gonna die next episode. My question for you: what’s your type in a woman? Do you fw/ brown bitches? Anya can answer too, but to hear this from your mouth Yurochka would mean a great deal. Sending light and love always.

Y: Haha, what the hell… 

A: Who's this crazy bitch?! 

Y: Ay, might be hot. 

A: Yeah, right. Prolly some fat #@!!$%... You don't even know if that's a girl.

Y: I like my chances. Anyways, to answer your question, babe, I like me a cute face and some good legs-

A: Ugh! And what's with that “dies in the next episode” thing anyways?! ‘s that a freaking threat!? 

Y: Best be a promise.

A: Kill yourself.

Y: Jealous 'cuz no one wants her. Saaaad.

HAPPYSERGEI123 asks: Have you two been told anything about your dads? What do you know? Have they ever been in your life?

Y: We never met. But I know enough, alright. If not for him, mom wouldn’t have to live like this. And look at me like that. Hope he’s rotting in a ditch somewhere. I’ll kill him if he shows his fuckin’ face here.

A: Are you trying to sound cool or something?

Y: Fuck off, I’m telling it how it is. 

A: Well, I don’t know who mine is and I don’t care. 

Y: Wouldn’t want to either if he’s anythin’ like you.

[they fight in ugly rotoscope]