Happy, Happy New Year! (Patreon)

We’ve wished you a Merry Christmas, now here’s your Happy New Year! We hope you have a wild year ahead, no ifs, ands or buts… Well, some butts, but that’s a different story! Have the happiest times to come yet, we’ll be right here with the wildness to help along!

It’s been the best of times and the worst of times for a long while, but as 2025 has shown us, things are going well again and there’s bright hope for 2026 to come. We had 4 big releases in 6 months, 13 new NTR scenes, 77 new gameplays, 531 new CGs total, 549 written CGs not yet produced (written between Jan ‘25 and May ‘25), plus several extra fun handover posts, and a sense of momentum we’ve been craving for a long time. All that in 6 months, which gives up a bright outlook for the full year ahead… And that’s before we even get to the surprises in store still to spring!

So here’s to a Happy New Year’s Day and a Wonderful, Wild 2026 for All! Próspero año y Felicidad!

But before we go, let’s share 1 last moment in 2025 with the girls, as the ball drops!

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Noe: Here we go…! 10… 9… 8…

Frankie: 7… Hic-6! 5…

Kriem: Whatever. Puff. You fools are lively drunks, you know that?

Noe: 2…!

Frankie: 1…!

Noe and Frankie: Happy New Year!!!

Noe: So… I guess I’m kissing you to ring in the new year then? Pressing stare.

Frankie: Ah?! Blush. Perhaps I should have invited more than just those of us who work at Little Toscana, I see that now… Echem. Eddy! Where is Eddy? He can help us out of this predicament.

Noe: How? You getting him in here for me, or for you…?

Kriem: You both really must be wasted if you’re worried more about where the virgin’s gotten off to instead of Blondie and her uninvited friend. Puff. Yeah, this new year’s going to be a real f*ckin’ blast and I’m right here for it. Ha.

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Wherever did Kelsey get off to…?

Be having 2026 reasons for a happy new year and beWilder!