Handover: Car Washing Capers! (Patreon)

Hello, hello! Welcome in one and all to the first official postings of a whole new year! 2026, let’s get you started! More than that, I’ve had my holidays, I’ve charged up with that magical creative energy that comes with visions of lovely ladies to come, and I even got all my usual Jan Admin covered in the tail end of 2025, so that means we’re starting off more than the year…

… Here we go, the official handover start to v0.27! Yes, we’re rolling out fast and furious to start 2026! With our beWilder birthday just a few weeks away, and all the sweet looking ahead to the year to come with it, we’ll be revved up and on our way to our first release by the time we celebrate, so that’ll be something to part about! Here’s to another fine dish server up as soon as February, the first of many in this full year of wildness untethered!

Now, while get the engine purring and the wheels turning, y’all enjoy the visuals of getting the vehicle in good looking shape while you wait!

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Beck: Easy, Glassy! Careful where you sit that big ass of yours, my suspension can only take so much at once!

Noe: Bite me, Leech! I know you’re pathetic enough to actually pay for this experience, but watching doesn’t mean talking! “Audience” means listen, not participate, ‘Capisce’!

Beck: I’ll chime in as much as I want for my money’s worth, especially when you’re putting those pasta grease paws on my window! Geez, you think all those years polishing that face blocker would’ve thought you something!

Noe: Pasta’s not greasy, you ‘idiota’! What the Hell are you eating?! Tsk. Just back off and let me get this done. You just have my fistful of dollars ready when I say. Hmph.

Kelsey: Mine too!

Beck: You? You’re no-

Kelsey: Ssshh!

Noe: For once Kelsey is actually putting her back into it, so yeah, hers too. For once it’s nice that she’s not the blonde I have to yell at… It’d be nice if there wasn’t any at all bugging me, but I’ve learned not to hope so high.

Beck: … Right… And what about the fac-

Kelsey: (Whispered) I said “Ssshh”! It’s going to be epic when she finds out I don’t even have a sponge and she’s got all this side to do too. I’mma ‘bout to give you a real funny show, Car Boy, so have that moola ready, this is gonna be funny, but it ain’t gonna be free.

Beck: … Alright, deal. (Muttered) I just hope I don’t get this much grief from the girls I arranged to come do the wax job.

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Oh, to be there when the real show begins! And for those curious about who these wax job girls might be…

… So yes, let’s get 2026 on and get v0.27 even more! Vroom-vroom let’s go already!

Be wet and wild and beWilder!