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Do you guys know what a PowerPoint party is? In short, it's a party where everyone has to make a silly but passionate PowerPoint and present it to the group (usually slightly intoxicated) to try to sway the audience to their side on a subject that is most often silly and pointless and which very few people care about. That being said: If thr Mulvaneys and Murder Muppets had a PowerPoint party, tell me what you think each of them would choose as their subjects. I might write some mini-fics about them.

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Ayla Steigerwald

Noah: the benefits of emotional support vodka (presented while partly drunk holding said bottle of vodka)

Katie Barnes

Noah would totally have a very thorough PowerPoint on why they should adopt more dogs haha

Chelsea East

August: which pop star is the best and a dissertation on why

Katie Barnes

In my heart, I believe Atticus would actually take this idea very seriously and present about some topic in research or med, and everyone would make fun of him/totally not pay attention (except for Jericho, who’d be equally pissed that people aren’t paying attention)

Anka L.

Benefits of introducing beavers as house pets Which Disney princess was the most likely to become a serial killer

love-bookswillbetheendofme

I need someone (possibly Zane or Noah) to argue that none of the characters in "The Princess Bride" were straight. (With lots of swordfighting jokes)

Angel Grey

Noah: Burrito Blankets / Which Materials work best and how to fold them best

Echo

I feel like Aiden would either go all in on medieval t*rture devices OR Thomas in sweatpants/super casual wear.

Stephanie Hedge

I feel like Archer would have a presentation about which weapons his husband looks sexiest holding, with like an elaborate rubric and pictures to support everything! August: what makes the perfect cheesecake, with a rubric that includes "lucas" as a category and a ranked list of the cheesecake places in town Everyone thinks that Aiden will talk about torture but instead it's a shockingly well researched history of carebears Felix would talk about some obscure fashion style and use Zane as his model in all the pictures

Bethany Sehl

Avi's would be on his number 1 way he wants to be able to murder someone. He would definitely be using it as a way to convince everyone to let him kill his next target that way.

Julie F

Adam: Why I Am the Most Beautiful Man on the Planet August: Weapons As Home Decor Atticus: How to Get Someone Else to Do Your Dirty Work. Also, the Difference Between Meat Cleavers and Knives, You Fucking Idiots Asa: How to Make a Skyscraper Collapse Avi: The Fashion Genius of Felix Navarro Archer: How to Apply Guyliner Aiden: Where to Find Vintage Care Bears Noah: Getting Mysterious Stains Out of Upholstery Lucas: Entertaining Toddlers and Psychopaths Jericho: How to Keep the Cat Off Your Pillow Lois: Making Your Home More Cozy Felix: Sequin Application Mac: Getting the Shot: Guns, Cameras and Difficult Men Tommy: How to Create Your Dream Nursery

Jennifer-HEAorGTFO

Atticus did a DNA test on Boots and traces her lineage back to famous cats through the ages back to Cleopatra’s cat. Billionaires can get fancier DNA tests, obvi.

Lulu T.

August: which pop diva has the most potential to be a psychopath Aiden: ranking the Mulvaney family (including spouses) by how well they’d survive off-grid Avi: Federal prisons ranked by how quickly Felix would be running them if he were ever arrested Noah: ranking 90s cartoons

melissi

I would love if the Murder Muppets did a surprised PowerPoint for Atticus and why he’s the best “ adopted” mom. I feel they all really love Atticus. They just don’t announce that much in the way Adam secretly hides it. A surprise cameo of Adam or Adam popping up being like he was mine first would actually be adorable . With a flustered Atticus, wondering where all this love has come from and being overwhelmed.

Amanda

August: Why Taylor Swift is the biggest pop diva of this era and what her secret messages are trying to say

Lulu T.

Adam would do a presentation on why Kendra was the worst.

Theresa Derwin

Oh this would be great fun. Lucas ... Science of murder - predictable, Zane, Ten Ways with Handcuffs, Atticus and Jericho ... How to survive a horror movie * cabin in the woods * Noah, The Benefits of Emotional Support Vodka, Adam, eyeliner - Felix, "does my ass look great in this" Adam, "Who's a good boy, you are", The Murder Dads, "OMG look at the little babies"

Aimi Yokaiko

Noah: Why they need more dogs and the benefits of creating a dog sanctuary as their new home Felix: All chaps are ass-less Ever: top candy tier list OR going in with kiddos to make a PowerPoint on what the best vacation would be for them - which I could the girls pushing for something like Knotts Scary Farm Arsen: why whatever color Ever's hair currently is is his favorite color Seven: All the perks of Daddy Kink Shiloh: The joys of a basket full of kittens Levi: How kissing is a great surprise disarming technique Nico: The deep lore of Ghibli movies Mal: Gender is a social construct: dress pretty be petty. Caliope: Just a PowerPoint of everyone's suspicious search history out of context Lola: The best boots for girl bossing Lake: Being the last one and its just two slides the title slide and then the next slide is just something either so unexpected from him or a surprise meaningful quote

Tori

August: the greatest pop divas from each decade. Adam: why Noah is the best person alive or why they should not adopt more animals Atticus: updates in how Cystic Fibrosis is coded in the human genome and what progress he is making to finding a cure or the best granola bar brands in rank order with a complex rubric to be scientifically correct Archer: poker techniques Avi: thesis on the evolution of Felix’s fashion designs Asa: overview of his next project but shows way too many ways the building could have failed if he wasn’t the person to design it Aidan: medieval torture devices for every star sign/situation

Tori

Thomas: Theo’s developmental milestones Noah: Vodka-potato to drink the true story Lucas: what happened to JonBonet or another true crime case Zane: best handcuffs in ranked order Felix: I’m stuck in his… Jericho: how to parallel park and other necessary car tutorials Mac: photography 101

Lauryn

Noah- which vodka is the best to get drunk off of. Asa and Avi- tips for killing in a pinch Jericho- Tips and tricks on how to get blood out of car upholstery. August- the study of how music influences moods and emotions. Adam- His PowerPoint is him just spilling all the gossip about the many designers he’s worked with. Thomas- his would be more of a presentation about how to discipline your psychopathic child without them going off on a rampage.

Sandi

Jericho: best vintage cars ranked on how suitable the hoods are as a surface for fucking. Alternate Jericho: worst industrial machines for disposing of bodies based on difficulty of cleaning Felix: top 10 scarves based on how sexy they look on him Asa: five ways you could hypothetically kill a mother in law and where to hide the body August: a detailed presentation on the best parenting methods to teach emotional intelligence, presented completely unironically. Adam: cartoons he's watched with Noah ranked from least worst to most worst

Tee Reader

ASA would do one on his monster in law and the rationale as to why she has to die in the worst way possible - listing each thing she did wrong and the way she should be tortured because of it.

Tee Reader

Omg Levi makes a presentation as to why it makes sense that he should have been the one to marry Thomas not aiden 😂😂 aidens face would be like thunder!! Thomas would be amused and offer a consolation to Levi such as you can have a kiss on the cheek? Or a hug? something that aiden would say absolutely not and everyone would cackle there’s arses off -

Tee Reader

Avi and asa on who the best twin is and why!

Brandie

Noah - Adult onesie pajamas don't come with a zipper at the crouch the way baby onesies do. But they should. Easy access is important. August - Private concerts are NOT an elitist waste of money. T. Swifts people refuse to address his offer for a private Mulvaney concert and its not fair. He told them to name their price. He shouldn't have to put up with a massive crowd just to watch it live. Celine Dion was understanding and accommodating....or was that a favor Adam called in? Atticus - Gray is the superior car color, inside and out. That should be obvious. Felix - Luigi is hotter than Mario. (Side note, if Princess Peach wore a dress that wasn't tacky AF, she probably could have saved herself) Lucas - If students can wear pajamas in class so can Professors. Zane - The order of "best reese's" is as follows - Pumpkin shape, Egg shape, tree shape, Reese's pieces, mini reese's, the regular size/shape reese's and lastly any of the white cream reese's (gross). Thomas - Subliminal messages are not as persuasive as most people think. (Lucas, August & Atticus all object and quote case studies) (Aiden is highly suspicious this has something to do with how excited Thomas is about wanting more grandkids but doesn't say anything) Adam - OPI should really bring back "Center of the You-Niverse" because none of their current blacks look as good with his hair. Ooh they could make a pet friendly version too! His dogs could match. Avi - Taskers should mind their own business when being paid to install things. (There might have been an incident with the guy hired to set up the telescope directed at the building across the street) Aiden - The French guillotine is superior to the Scottish Maiden and way easier to build. I can demonstrate if necessary. It's not? Are you sure? I brought miniature replicas! Asa - Murder by grenade can be done without too much cleanup or evidence. You guys have to hear me out this time, it's part of the rules!

Zalika Burson

Noah: Why tequila is not a good emotional support drink. Ever: The five food groups of candy Asa & Avi: Jake the Snake Jr.

BeeJay

I can totally see them going over body disposal methods in a PowerPoint LOL

Natiuskat

Atticus: Cats are superior to dogs. Noah is absolutely livid and a full fight Adam - Jericho ensues

Natiuskat

Mal: turtles species from worst to best

Natiuskat

Mal: turtles species from worst to best

Natiuskat

Shiloh: this is how I would style your hair if you were the other gender. With genderbent Photoshopped pictured of everybody

Natiuskat

Calliope: conspiracy theory or what I learnt hacking the pentagon???

Taylor Picha

Jericho- this is how you clean the industrial size meat grinder IF it was used. The twins/core four- which way is the best way to kill Beverly. Let’s vote Adam- why the loft is better then buying a house Murder muppets- how we are the better killers then the

Elliott Iris

August: in all his autistic delight would do a presentation on string theory/some other science thing cause he didn’t pick up the sarcasm people were throwing out. Thomas: why he and Aiden make fantastic grandparents and can totally handle more grand kids. OR psychoanalyzing everyone’s cards against humanities response from last week 😂 Avi & Asa team up: to make a list of creative ways to murder people and hand out surveys at the end for people to rank them. (Thomas is deeply concerned and Aiden adds suggestions) Noah: how to create a non-profit, no kill shelter for rescue dogs and the perfect house listing for the project, that just so happens to be for sale. Archer: the aromantic spectrum and then he comes out as Arospec cause romance and feelings are embarrassing AF to many of us 😂 Seven: Busts out a surprisingly detailed power point on the flaws in the criminal justice system and how it disproportionately impacts marginalized communities and those in poverty. But the last slide is a shirtless picture of Thomas 😂 Felix: Throwing massive shade with photos of all the mulvaney kids dressed in outfits he designed vs Avi and why they should always be dressed by him Jericho: David Bowie Ever: photos of all of his firsts (the appropriate ones) and a list of more firsts he’d like to try. Mac: Mulvaney fan fic excerpts and who would have what secondary gender in the omegaverse (but he intentionally makes all the psychopaths omegas except Atticus just to stir the pot)

Felicia

I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of them wrote about the outrageous blue laws in various states. The ones like 'No one may cross Boston Common without carrying a shotgun because of bears'.....the really fun ones that include weapons. So maybe Aiden?

Jessica Kaufman

Noah-Why they should have a house full of dogs Asa/Avi-Best ways to slowly torture and kill Beverly Archer-How to come up with an outrageous cover up on the spot Atticus-Why Boots is superior to all Jericho-What he loves about Atticus Seven-Older men especially Thomas making Aiden mad August-What music is best to have on a kill playlist on Spotify Adam-All the reasons why Kendra sucked and that she needs to die Thomas-How to get more grandkids Aiden-The best medieval torture

Tee Reader

Ohhh how about who has the best husband? They would all go to war for one another and then get grossed out when aiden talks about Thomas haha

Mell

Who has the best date nights

imtiredofthisgrandpa

Noah would have a PowerPoint to display his rankings of the best dog breeds, except they’re all ranked #1. The last slide would be Adam’s options for their next pet.

LausBookRambles

Shiloh: why they need more cats Ever: why candy should be consumed breakfast, lunch and dinner

Cyrena Musset

Noah: Why their dogs are the best and all the silly nicknames he has for each one. Adam: His favorite sex toys and/or his favorite places to have public sex. Thomas: A full hour of his grand babies dance recital videos. Asa & Avi: A joint power point where they switch off describing their favorite kills in detail (with hand drawn photos because Thomas would kill them for taking real ones).

Nic

I feel the soup/cereal would be a good one to present 😆

Lee bee

Zane: all the actors who have played Superman and why Henry Cavill is the best one. And, why there should be a MM series made.

Stephanie Buchanan

Atticus and Noah - its actually a business plan for displaced animals (don't say homeless Noah will cry) August: Which deaths match up with what pop diva song Jericho: How he ended up in a straight porn movie Adam: Why he should be Felix's new model Thomas: Which care bears he still... i mean Theo needs