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Serenity Grove Newsletter (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-03 00:03:15
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2026-09
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Someone was dumb enough to trust Adam with this month's newsletter. He had thoughts. Unbeta'd/Unedited. Sorry things have been slow, I have the flu...again. Thanks to my adorable walking petri dishes.

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Kelly M Tuanau

Look after yourself 1st & foremost🥰 & whoever let Adam in charge of this months newsletter may get fired🤣🤣🤣

Jayce

I freaking love Adam in suburbia 😂 hes so chaotic and im obsessed

Dawn

That is brilliant. The cats need bells. 😹😹 I snort laughed at the kiddo's jiu jitsu class.

Manda

I’ll never tell…unless I do

Cathy Heim

BAHAHA Cashapp or Venmo!

Kirstin Jimenez

I just snorted wine out my nose! 😂😂😂

Kierstyn Grepke

I love this! Adam in suburbia is the greatest thing ever!

Ireadromancetoescape

💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe this is why Adam is my favorite

Stephanie Buchanan

🤣🤣🤣🤣 passed around like a Costco sample trey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Katrina Pitt

This newsletter is definitely getting circulated amongst the Mulvaney family and friends.

Lily Picard

1000/10 One of the best things I’ve ever read

M.

O m g im dying 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

Alyssa Ashley

🤣 I was not prepared for this. I'm now try to hold my giggles in at work!

Fei

You gotta give him kudos for sticking to the template at least, c'mon

Jessica

Pure gold 💖

Lucretia Hassing

OMG!!!! They'll either never ask him to do the newsletter again or make him do it EVERY time😂

Elizabeth Gunther

I will never look at hydrangeas the same way again…

Maggy Helwig

Love that good girl Sadie is the most stable female in the neighborhood!

Sophie Williams

I need Adam being scared that the cat is a ghost 🤣 Nothing just exhausted. Adams gardening is going well I see. Do Tommy and Aiden still support this 🤣

Andi

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Krystal C

Omg lmaoooo i love this

Morgan S. Hazelwood

I have two questions. 1- what did Adam replace with his puppy section. 2- what were the Russians arguing about? Can I get in on that venmo action there?

Trae

Wow. I don’t know what I just read but it made me laugh

Menotah

🤣 I love this

Rylee

This made my whole day! It's been a rough couple of days and I really needed a good laugh! So thank you!.

Rylee

#AdamForHOAPresident.

GreenwingReads

I love this so much. It should be a tv show. Adam's really giving Gossip Girl vibes. I hope you feel better! I have three walking petri dishes myself and know well the Wheel of Misfortune that determines what illness(es) will be passed around each week. For us, it was seasonal allergies and croup.

Catherine L

This is the best thing ever 🤣😂🤣😂

V.M. 📚

Can we get this monthly please 😂💀💀

Allisen Olmstead

Brillant! I'm thinking Noah encouraged him slightly, just to keep his husband occupied.

Amanda B

That was hysterical!

Meghan

God this is just what i needed I have the flu as well it’s horrible so this was a good reason to smile

Marlena Astorga

What does Lois think about Adam’s foray into writing? 🤭

Ella Gibson

Adam in suburbia (with newsletters and as future HOA president) could be a book in its own right that I die laughing to read.

Shorty776

Mannnn 🤣🤣🤣

Tay

Adam is my absolute favorite 😂😂😂😂

Jennifer Quinn

That was awesome. I want to see the text convo of all the residents' reactions to it!

Amy W

OMG! This. Is. Pure. GOLD!

Kaye_tee_bee50

This is what happens when Adam gets bored. He's going to solve a mystery, work on the HOA newsletter and eventually become HOA president. That is going to hell for everyone 😆

Kia

Bored Adam is a messy bitch. I luv it

Maddy

Hahahaha love it!

Nari

I'm just imagining poor Arsen recieving a voice note at 3am from frantic Adam and having to translate it at this very moment, because the Russian couple is being shady and Adam just has to know what's up

Lindsay Katzer

I absolutely need the story behind Helen assaulting someone with a watering can!

Nic

I really needed that this morning! Thank you so much. Pure Adam 😅

Andrew Brown

Gnome on gnome violence. (Surprised it’s not Adam’s gnomes. Though maybe his actions)

Andrew Brown

Also this was the best way to start the day

Jordan Kansley

You know who is probably keeping up with this tea like it's also their religion? Atticus. And probably secretly Thomas while he publicly condemns it

Janet Riley

Can he write my HOA newsletter? We can even add more life tips! Poisoned, and need to induce vomiting? Drink hydrogen peroxide!

Natalie Hanson

"bring a clipping, leave with dirt" - this just slayed me! :D

Joyous Reads

This is so freaking hilarious! LMAO.

Maureen Hart

I needed this laugh so bad today. Thank you!!!

Rachel

This was the laugh I needed today, thank you! Feel better soon

love-bookswillbetheendofme

This is hilarious!!!! Adam definitely made enemies with this, but hopefully a few friends!

Karma

Thanks Adam…I now know what my hydrangeas need as they are looked a bit peaked. And while I know hydrogen peroxide is good for removing red wine stains, I’ve never tried it on any other type of “accident”. Seriously though, this newsletter is hysterical and made my day, Onley.

Kara B

Literally LOL'd at Adam selling transcripts of the Russians fights. And we all know they will have been translated by Arseny. He better be getting a cut of the money.

Jessica Kaufman

This is too good, can’t imagine Noah’s reaction seeing this newsletter and sending it to the group text and seeing there reactions🤣😂

Anna

I died at the koi bit 🤣

Be Me

Hilarious!!!

Saleena Davidson

Thanks for the always amazing imagination, and now my brain is firing up with images of Adam gathering the tea every month for the newsletter, and it just makes me so happy Also, feel better soon.

Grace

This is completely random but I use this template at work for newsletters lmao

Krys

This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣

Emese

"cursed spirits" 🤣🤣

Keagin Rose

I haven't seen so much comics sans in one document since 2001 😂

artsychauna

Noah didn’t proof read did he.

Erin Perez

This made me giggle entirely too loud for someone as old as I am. 😆

Lely

This is ginuos 😂 i want to move there as well

Sid

Petition for Adam to do the news letter every month now there is no way Jocelyn can ever top this

Shannon Huey

Almost all the reasons why Adam is and always will be my favorite 😍. I must apologize to you Onley, to Adam and to myself for taking so long to read this. Life has been busy and chaotic