Update RE: My Previous Update (Patreon)

Ugh!!

So, going forward I'm going to stop telling you guys what to expect from me because the universe keeps bitch slapping me (is that considered an offensive term now? I don't even fucking know anymore) Mercury has finally left retrograde, so maybe my internet will stop being a baby back bitch, but now the kids have been exposed to hand, foot and mouth which is as icky as it sounds so now we're watching them like a hawk to see if they show any symptoms. Also they're potty training. Yay.

Oh, and my kids and grandkids are moving out next week, so I am up to my eyeballs in cardboard boxes, while simultaneously trying to replace half of everything I own with an internet that works about as efficiently as our US government and dealing with my borderline agoraphobia which keeps me from leaving the house at least 90% of my life.

I know i should just go to a coffee shop and work but the idea of leaving my house fills me with a dread I cannot express. I left my house two weeks ago but prior to that I hadn't left my house in almost 2 months.

Add to that, prepping for ApollyCon (again, with shitty internet) and I'm ready to cry. That said, I am writing, I'm just having a hard time finishing things because I cannot research the things I need to like I usually do and my Virgo perfectionism won't let me put out chapters if it means that I am giving you things that aren't even plausible.

You'll be getting stuff from me this week but I don't know what. It will be a surprise for all of us. I love you guys and I'm sorry that I'm not cranking out my usual amount of words.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Sigh.