Backrooms, Sex Demons & Elevator Games - A Family Group Chat (Patreon)

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Adam: Who wants to play the elevator game?

Freckles: Is this a sex thing? 🤢 This sounds like a sex thing.

Adam: Why would I ask the family group chat to do a sex thing? I’m not Aiden…or the twins.

Freckles: Right. Like you’re so above that.

Adam: I keep my sex stuff outside the family…like a lady.

Aiden: Don’t make me beat your ass…again.

Adam: Beating your step-children? Tsk Tsk. Such a stereotype.

Aiden: You’re a spoiled brat billionaire who’s never held a job. Don’t call me a stereotype.

Lucas: Who’s having sex with who and why is it in the family chat?

August: Who knows? Our family tree is a wreath.

Felix: Hey, don’t say ‘the twins’ like that. We keep our sex stuff out of the family chat. Unlike some people.

Jericho: Oh, for the love of God. I don’t want to hear about my baby brother’s husband swapping.

Zane: Its called polyamory. We’re in love.

Felix: Don’t even get me started, big brother. I didn’t want to hear about you stuffing your husband like a cannoli while he calls you alpha yet here we are.

Freckles: Can we please stop talking about sex?

Noah: Please ignore my husband. He’s got a couple of drinks in him and is in the Halloween spirit a little early.

Asa: Dressing up like Ghostface and railing your hubby bent over in front of the kitchen window isn’t doing it for you this year?

Freckles: This. You do have neighbors, you know. And those neighbors have eyes…unfortunately.

Noah: Oh, God.

Thomas: Boys, please. Not again.

Adam: This isn’t a sex thing. Its a Halloween thing! And my hubby has no Halloween spirit this year.

Noah: I have plenty of Halloween spirit but it doesn’t include entertaining an idea that gets you stuck in another dimension.

August: What?

Noah: The elevator game! Keep up, August.

Lucas: The elevator game like Elisa Lam and the Cecil Hotel?

Noah: That’s the one. Sort of.

Lucas: Oh, Lord.

Adam: Come on. You’re a bunch of vigilantes. You can’t be scared of a little game. Pick up your skirts, grab your balls and lets do this!

Avi: Shit, he’s drunk enough to be reciting movies. The sun is still up.

Zane: That’s from a movie?

Noah: Nobody wants to play this game with you. Its insane. You’re insane. It’s in bad taste.

Adam: How? Why she didn’t create the game.

Jericho: She who?

Freckles: Some girl named Elisa apparently.

August: Is anyone going to explain what this elevator game or are we just going to watch you all bicker?

Zane: It’s an urban legend. Go to a tall building, get on the elevator alone, travel to certain floors in a specific sequence and if you do it right, when you get to the fifth floor, a woman in white will get on.

August: That’s it? You ride the elevator and then a woman gets on? Adam doesn’t even like women?

Noah: Once the woman gets on you’re not supposed to talk to her.

Zane: Or look at her.

Lucas: Seems rude. You go to all this trouble to summon her and then you just ignore her?

Avi: Is it cause she’s hot? It’s probably cause she’s hot.

Noah: Its because she’s a demon.

Zane: A demon who will take you to another world.

Adam: The backrooms. She’ll take you to the backrooms.

Zane: 😕 That’s an entirely different legend.

Adam: Nuh-uh.

Asa: How do you know all this, Lois?

Zane: I covered the Elisa Lam case when I first started my YouTube channel.

Asa: Who is Elisa Lam?

Zane: She was a Tumblr girl who went to visit California by herself and ended up staying at the Cecil Hotel.

Thomas: Oh, the Cecil. Once upon a time it was a beautiful place. Then it fell into disrepair and became a haven for the homicidal and the suicidal. Richard Ramirez is associated with the Cecil, you know.

Adam: You’re old enough to know the Cecil before it became a murder hotel? God, its a good thing men’s sperm don’t age like women’s eggs or poor Theo’s legs would have been born on backwards or something.

Aiden: Last warning.

Adam: I’m so scared. 😬

Felix: Didn’t they do a season of American Horror Story after it?

Noah: Yup.

Felix: Lady Gaga and Matt Bomer…yum.

Zane: But Elisa’s case is real. She had a severe mental breakdown while there and they caught her on the cameras acting erratic.

Freckles: Erratic how?

Zane: She was in the elevators going to random floors, getting out, talking to people who weren’t there before ultimately disappearing.

Freckles: Disappearing?

August: And you think she ended up in the backrooms, Adam?

Zane: She ended up naked in the water tank on top of the hotel.

Freckles: Sounds pretty cut and dry to me.

Adam: No there was suspicion surrounding her death.

Freckles: Were any of those suspicions that she got lost in the backrooms and ended up in a water tank?

Lucas: No. There were some weird things though. She was found naked. The door to the water tank was very heavy. Heavy enough to open but not heavily enough to close again in the water. And also, she wasn’t found right away.

Noah: What?

Lucas: They were literally drinking her for days before anyone figured out why the water was brown.

Felix: Oh, gross. I think I’m gonna puke.

Noah: Me too.

August: If we know where she ended up, why would we believe the legend is actually some kind of portal?

Lucas: August is right. We know she was mentally ill and suffering a psychotic break. End of story.

Asa: So there was no hot demon in the elevator with her?

Avi: Lame.

Adam: We don’t know that! She was talking to someone on the elevator. Maybe only the person playing the game can see the demon.

Felix: Can we stop throwing around the word demon?

Noah: Not according to my husband who is three jungle juices deep. In reality, it’s a tragic case of a girl who ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time with nobody to help her.

Lucas: I agree.

August: Just out of curiosity, what’s the sequence of floors?

Noah: Nooooo. Don’t encourage him!

Adam: Yessssss, encourage me. Thank you.

Lucas: Darling, I’m with Noah. Is this really a time to encourage him?

August: What? It’s science.

Lucas: It’s lunacy.

Adam: You’ve always been my favorite brother. Come with me tonight, August and we can try it together. You can even record it!

Freckles: You said I was your favorite brother?

Adam: You would be if you came with us tonight? Come on, Mulvaney brotherly bonding. Pleaseeeeeee.

Lucas: August Mulvaney. You’re not going go chasing hot elevator demons only to end up stuck in a backroom, leaving me raising four kids alone.

Adam: Don’t listen to him, August. We’re rich. He can hire a nanny. Four of them even. Think of the science.

Asa: On the brightside, Lucas, he’d be stuck with Adam in the backrooms which feels like its own special hell. No?

Felix: Oh, hell no. Don’t do it, August. I have seen Backrooms. No, thank you.

Adam: You’ve been in the backrooms? 👀

Felix: No, dumbass. The movie, Backrooms. It was terrifying. That giant wooden pirate with the even gianter face. Shudder. No. Just no.

Freckles: I’ll go.

August: Me, too.

Jericho: Freckles…

Freckles: What? Do you believe in backrooms and elevator games? Do you think I’ll get sucked into another dimension?

Jericho: Of course not but…

Freckles: But what?

Lucas: But this is ridiculous.

Adam: You all sound afraid. 💅🏽 Weird considering you’re a bunch of murderers who all say its bullshit.

Thomas: You shouldn’t mess with things you don’t understand.

Aiden: Thomas is right.

Adam: ThOMaS is RiGht. 🙄 Ass kisser.

Aiden: Don’t make me kick your ass again.

Adam: One cheap shot is hardly an ass-kicking.

Noah: Thomas, tell them no.

Thomas: They’re adults, Noah. Well, theoretically.

Adam: Who’s driving? Its not me. I’m definitely gonna be over the limit by sundown. Dad, we’re using Mulvaney Media’s elevators. Tell security.

Thomas: Noah…

Noah: No. I’m not telling security that my drunken husband and his idiotic brothers are ghost hunting in the building after dark. We’re gonna end up in the tabloids for sure and then PR lady is gonna yell at me about it.

August: I got two car seats and two booster seats so my minivan is out of the question.

Freckles: I have two car seats myself. I’ll drive but we need to take Noah’s mercedes.

Adam: No. You drive like someone’s grandma. We could walk there faster.

Freckles: Has it ever occurred to you I drive like that because of the geriatrics surrounding us?

August: No, you’ve driven like this since you were sixteen. I’ll drive, but we’ll take the Mercedes.

Noah: I didn’t give anyone permission to take my car!

Adam: Meet outside my place tonight. It’ll give me plenty of time to turn my husband’s frown upside down.

Lucas: I cannot believe my husband is entertaining this nonsense.

August: Do I need to turn your frown upside down, too?

Lucas: ☺️

Jericho: Get in here, Freckles.

Freckles: See you guys after dark. 😈

Asa: Fuck it, I’m coming, too.

Avi: Me too. We’ll take the SUV.

Noah: Wow. Have fun fighting off pirates and winged demons and shit in the backrooms or whatever. Anyone want to stay home, get drunk and watch horror movies in the comfort of my living room?

Thomas: Bring me my grandchildren and come get drunk in the theater room where I can keep an eye on all of you.

Felix: Sounds good. See you tonight.

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1 Hour Later

Mac: What the hell did we miss?

Archer: Fuck if I know. Grab the ice cream from the fridge and come back to bed.