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EARLY ACCESS! EVIL DEAD RISE REVIEW (Patreon)

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2023-04-25 16:12:46
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Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews EVIL DEAD RISE. Mommy’s with the maggots now!

A reunion between two estranged sisters gets cut short by the rise of flesh-possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for survival as they face the most nightmarish version of family imaginable.

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EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) Movie Review | Maniacal Cinephile

The Maniacal Cinephile reviews EVIL DEAD RISE the new horror movie directed by Lee Cronin and produced by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell and Rob Tapert. Mommy’s with the maggots now! In the fifth Evil Dead film, a road-weary Beth pays an overdue visit to her older sister Ellie, who is raising three kids on her own in a cramped L.A apartment. The sisters' reunion is cut short by the discovery of a mysterious book (the Necronomicon) deep in the bowels of Ellie's building, giving rise to the Deadites, and thrusting Beth into a primal battle for survival as she is faced with the most nightmarish version of motherhood imaginable. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/StitchedTogetherPictures MERCH: http://www.teespring.com/stores/stitched-together-pictures PAYPAL DONATE: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=C7C94XW6UMTG6&source=url FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/StitchedTogetherPictures TWITTER: https://twitter.com/BootsToReboots Who is the Maniacal Cinephile? After an outburst at a movie theater left him disfigured by scalding hot nacho cheese from concessions, Andy was sent to a mental hospital. After 10 years, Andy has been released and horrified that all of his favorite movies have been remade. Join him and his multiple personalities as they cross each remake off the list and determine if it deserves the BOOT. #EvilDeadRise #EvilDead #moviereview #samraimi #brucecampbell

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Tera Benesch

Though I disagree with some of your thoughts on the movie. Your review was really good!

Brian Smith

I have a history with the evil dead movies. The first one I saw was evil dead 2. I had never heard of it. Was still living at my parents house and my girlfriend was sleeping over. She was already asleep (I’d like to say because I wore her out but probably because she was bored). I had a little tv at the foot of my bed and put on HBO. Evil Dead 2 had just started and it was so crazy good that I couldn’t sleep till it was over. Not long after I rented the first evil dead. That’s right, it was so long ago rentals were still around. Evil Dead was pretty much the same thing as evil dead 2 but a little less humorous and obviously a cheaper production. Army of darkness came out a few years later and I rented that. It had more humor and was rated pg 13, but was still a fun watch. Then the reboot came out in 2013 and it was a disappointment. Too serious, no characters that I cared about. The tv show was awesome! 3 seasons of ash’s blood and humor. Even some touching moments. Now I just saw evil dead rise. I think of it as evil dead suck. Totally humorless. Just rivers of blood. It’s like the writer and director did t watch the other movies. The overwhelming bloodshed in evil dead 2 was hysterical. It was funny as well as gory. Evil dead rise was boring, dumb and gory

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Similar. I love Evil Dead 1 & 2. Army of Darkness is goofy, but still fun. The 2013 reboot wasn't the train wreck I was expecting, but I recently rewatched it and it's mean spirited gore porn. Nothing fun about it and I don't care about any of the characters. I laugh when those Deadites speak and I shouldn't be. I absolutely loved the tv show and was so bummed when it got canceled. The newest movie felt like an Evil Dead greatest hits compilation and when it ran out of material, it started borrowing from other horror movies. I didn't hate it, but probably the most forgetful Evil Dead movie. At least it got me to play the video game some more.