Beanstalk (Patreon)
Published:
2025-10-01 23:12:01
Edited:
2026-01-18 14:09:30
Imported:
2026-09
Content
I woke up feeling' my bed shaking', lifting' clean off the floor. Next thing I knew, vines were dragging' me straight through the roof, up into the cold night sky.
Clouds split open, and a giant face peered down at me, grinning' wide.
“Been waitin' on you, little man,” it rumbled.
And I reckon that’s when I knew I weren’t coming back down.