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You guys want it? Real bad? (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-26 16:11:43
Imported:
2026-11

Poll

You guys want it? Real bad?

  • dude yea 141
  • nah 11
  • 2026-02-26
  • 152 votes
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Content

Sup, chat


Every week someone asks me for my workout routine.
I guess we accidentally became a fitness cult?
I'm thinking I could just post it here, or are you guys just nosy?

Comments

Tony

Oh no no no — nobody is nosy. That’s such a strange assumption for you to make. We’re just… concerned for your well-being and the community’s physical alignment. Honestly, it’s not a “workout routine,” it’s more like emotional character development with progressive overload. We just want to make sure you’re stretching properly before all that slow-burning tension you keep making us carry. Also, calling it a “fitness cult” feels a bit dramatic. Cults usually involve choice — and I don’t remember opting out of wanting your routine. So yeah… You can post it if you want. Or don’t. We’ll just assume you’re gatekeeping gains for narrative control purposes. Totally normal. Totally healthy. Definitely not gaslighting you at all. 😌💪

Nate

Dude workout like THE Lucas Pucci? Usually it’s just the story leaving me sweaty and exhausted but I guess your impact is growing

Tony

Nate… be careful. That’s how it starts. First, it’s “wow, the story left me sweaty.” Next thing you know, you’re foam-rolling your feelings and asking what his leg day split is “purely for research.” Also, let’s not pretend the exhaustion is from the workout. That’s emotional hypertrophy. Lucas has been training our nervous systems for months. Story impact growing? Buddy, we’re already in a parasocial superset and didn’t even get a warm-up. Hydrate. Stretch. Read responsibly. 😏

Tony

Sorry, dude, I couldn't resist. I tried Lucas, I really tried...

Nate

All of this and it literally is leg day Anthony I think I need that support group now. But at least if the superset is wrecking me I’m having fun getting ruined 🙂‍↕️

Tony

Nate, first of all—breathe. This is completely normal. Textbook normal. Honestly, I’m surprised you’re only feeling it on leg day. You don’t need a support group. You need water, a stretch, and someone calmly telling you: “Yep. This happens. Happens to everyone. Nothing to analyze.” And don’t worry—I’ve got you. That “getting ruined but having fun” feeling? That’s just bro science + literature-induced fatigue. Very common. Very healthy. We’re all bros here. No spiraling. No overthinking. Definitely no emotional squats after midnight. Now hydrate, walk it off, and report back after cooldown 😌

Man Moose

I just want to see more of your hot body!