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WATCH ALONG CUT - John Cena's Worst Match | Worst Match Ever (Patreon)

Published:
2024-11-16 13:00:08
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2026-06

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TEMPEST: Hullo! After some requests last month we are proud to show you all the watch along cut of this month's Worst Match Ever! John Cena vs Johnny Ace is a horrible match and now you get to watch it along with us! Aren't you grateful!?

Comments

Marcus A Campbell

I must've either mindwiped my memory of this match or never seen this match as i don't recall seeing this match

Frosty Rabbit

Yup, Punk vs Bryan wouldn't be a suitable main event for the show, but John Cena bullying an old man was? Piss off, WWE.

Mark Sauvie

Tempo's hatred of Cena may be a Toronto thing because I absolutely feel the same.

Geek Of Arabia

I don't think I had watched the match, but I knew I'd hate it based on the outcome. 2012 WWE was a dark time.

Charles Downend

God damn, even in this format, this is still a brutal watch. Punk Vs Bryan for the WWE title is on the undercard.

Homerstar

I was 14 years old when I watched this (and I was in my 4th year of watching wrestling) and remembered somewhat finding the match funny at the time. But looking back at it, my god this match is horrible. Also despite still being young, I immediately knew that Big Show was going to side with Johnny after he was fired earlier in the week.

James Stevenson

I remember watching this live and thinking it was rubbish. I didn’t realise it was that bad.

Bryan 2892-sweet

Hating Cena back then is fine but hating cena now is real goofy boys, like y’all know it was all Vince’s dumbass ideas

Jason Downey

Legitimately, I bought this PPV, I remember watching it in my parents living room. This was the last WWE PPV I purchased, full stop. I stopped watching the product completely for years

Timothy DeGrand

I’ve never been as jump scared as I have by WrestleTalk using a Cosmonaut Variety Hour clip

Blossom

I remembered it being bad… not this bad though! Love the format and watching along! :D

Heylo

I feel sad watching matches like these which obviously were made for the audience of exactly 1 madman by said madman

Darren Lloyd

I forgot how long they took to do the finish to this match

James Boulton

I'll tell you why this is the worst match ever - it legit made me feel sorry for John Laurenitis. This garbage SOMEHOW turned that bastard face. It takes special talent to do booking THIS BAD.

Mr Strawberry

I was legitimately depressed while watching that. Why oh why does anyone like John Cena

SlickRob

Didn't this match main event over CM PUNK VS DANIEL BRYAN?!

Glenn Dallas

The worst is how it all makes no sense. If Cena just beat him, the Big Show betrayal couldn't work, so EVERYONE looks stupid.

Mr. Samuel Scratch

I genuinely believe Sullivan could get a better match out of Big Match John than Johnny Craphead. This main event is like an object lesson on why monopolies are bad for quality.

Jake McCoombes

I can't believe we've found a worse ending than hhh vs booker. Crap match, no pacing.

TriedAndTrue

this is the first time i’ve seen this match and i genuinely think it’s the worst match i’ve ever seen, to have this main event the same card with daniel bryan and cm punk having a MOTY contender for the world title is a disgrace

Felixious Zheng

The thing is, I wouldn't even consider it a match. It was just an angle that closed the show and overstayed its welcome.

John Kasserman

I know that in the larger context of the story Laurenitis is the heel, and I know that in the larger context of real life Laurenitis is an asshole. But man, Cena is just working heel in this match to such a weird degree.

Lily Petal

i remember watching this and thinking who the fuck thought this was better than Brian and Punk. As I got older, I realized the answer to this and any question that had to do with who the fuck thought this was better than (insert your answer of choice) is always Vince. If you want to punish someone in hell, make them watch this match on a repeating loop for eternity.

Insomniac

did NOT expect cosmonaut variety hour clips in here LMAO

Tom Bolton

Just to explain a niche cultural thing: in the Americas, Dominoes are often played for money, especially in NYC, LA, or pretty much anywhere on the super-continent south of the Rio Grande. Now, I'm not bringing this up to legitimize the BSK tattoo; far from it! Just think about cute it is: Yoko, Mean Mark, Godfather, Pooh-Bear, and Mr Fuji, all from very different walks of life, all bonding over beers and losing money at dominoes. It's like a kawaii, slice-of-life anime.

Spencer Vornhagen

Im surprised Tempest didn't mention in the intro that Cm Punk vs Danielson could've main evented

Cody

This match was so bad I subscribed just to watch the series because of this match I almost unsubscribed

Mr. Samuel Scratch

John Laurinaitis: terrible human being, somehow worse snitch.