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John Cena's Retirement Year... In 3 Words Or Less (Patreon)

Published:
2025-12-22 13:00:09
Imported:
2026-09

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You Can't See Him anymore... but we can remember his final year in 3 words or less/fewer!

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John Cena's Retirement Year... In 3 Words Or Less

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Princess Laura

Luke sold that elbow bump better than Cena sold anything.

Princess Laura

My own three count for all of these. Royal Rumble: Weak Ass Finish. Elimination Chamber: Fun Chamber Moments. Heel turn: Blame Canada's Economy. First heel promo: TOXIC! DYSFUNCTIONAL! RELATIONSHIP! John vs Cody at WrestleMania: Awful Main Event. John Cena vs Randy Orton: Rip Bandaid Off. John Cena vs R Truth: Had To Happen. Cena and Paul vs Jey and Cody: Should've Been Punk. Cena vs Truth 2: Killings Short Phase. Cena's Pipebomb: Slim Jim Table. Cena vs Punk: Punk's Blood Money. John vs Cody 2: Should've Been WrestleMania. John and Cody vs Logan and Drew: Forgot This Happened. John vs Logan: Surprisingly Decent Match. John vs Sami: Start Of Conspiracies. John vs Brock: Just Wasn't Needed. Cena vs Styles: Respects To Bray. Cena vs Dom: Grand Slam Champion. Cena, Sheamus and Rey vs Judgement Day: Super Fun Match. Cena vs Dom 2: Liv's Nut Shot. Cena vs Gunther: Entertainer Versus Wrestler. Overall John Cena career: Thank You Andrew. It was my oldest brother who introduced me to WWE, and young me clung onto John Cena since he was like a superhero and I loved superheroes. My oldest brother has passed away a few years ago, and I've pretty much been keeping up with WWE as a means of a lasting connection with him.

Sunfire

i gotta disagree with luke on EC. the story was "i lost royal rumble, my last chance would be to win elimination chamber, i need to make a deal with the rock to get entered into it for my last chance". he became a heel when he entered himself into the chamber.

Mr. Samuel Scratch

I love when these veer into being suddenly introspective. "You can't sports. You CAN entertainment."

Lily Petal

Luke I agree with you, 1. I will not miss Cena and 2. He can't wrestle. JamThatJam gentlemen!