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WHOAH WIT- AAAAUOOWWW!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIG BOOTY BUTT BLAH BROTHER

THE SULTAN OF SWAT

THE KING OF CRASH

THE COLOSSUS OF CLOUT

THE GREAT BAMBINO

THE ONE

THE ONLY

THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD

THE CREAM OF THE CROP

Happy Birthday to the best brother in the known universe, the known parallel universe, and all the string theories in between.
I love you. I'm proud of you. And hey...

...don't sweat it! NEXT REINDEER IS DUE ANY MINUTEVERYBODY KNOW IS SPRING AGAIN

THAR SHE BLOWS