Agent Gym Rat (Patreon)

Mitch's day at the gym comes to a surprising halt when he's ambushed and hit with a powerful experimental drug. The Midas Serum doesn't just turn you to gold, but to rub salt into the wounds, it also makes the victim put on a goofy grin and strike the "perfect" pose. As Mitch's body locks up and gold starts to spread, the secret agent's suddenly grinning and posing like a himbo. 

Now that the super agent's trapped as a gold statue, who'll stop the gym from turning good looking patrons into decorative pieces for the gym?