Drawpoll reward #29 - Crack pairings (part 3) (Patreon)

Because FUCK IT why not, let's do the third one that got the most votes.

The majority voted to have Boomer top so he'll be spared the additional humiliation.

I don't think this scenario is as contrived as Walter's. Let's say if Miles were out of the picture, they both had a lot to drink, Joe made a good enough bet (let's say, the keys to Joe's dad's vintage muscle car for a month if he wins, fucking Joe in the ass he loses) and Boomer lost, he'd be a man of his word and do it. And Joe would never let him live it down.