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Which is your favourite God?

  • The Trawler-man 29
  • The Saint Electric 32
  • The Grindinglord 8
  • The Waxen Scrivener 28
  • The Elk of Birch and Bone 42
  • The Cloak 2
  • The Petropater 1
  • The Hollow 14
  • The Chitterling 6
  • 2021-05-04
  • multiple choice
  • 162 votes
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Content

Do you want to be drowned in sacrifice, or torn asunder in worship? Which God will you succumb to, offering mind and body in prayer? 

Pick your favourite deity - and we'll write an additional short spin-off chapter available to all our Patrons.

Choose now, and choose wisely. 

Comments

corvidae

i havent heard the last four before! minus the hollow. where do i find this content 👁️👁️👁️👁️

The Silt Verses

These Gods appear in the first eight chapters thus far released! Some are only mentioned briefly, however. Here are a few more details on the last 4 (minus the Hollow): The Cloak - God of cops and law (Hayward’s god) The Petropater - God of gasoline The Chitterling - Meat-God (Carpenter and Vaughan make sandwiches in His service) ....Happy choosing!

corvidae

yoooo YOOOOOO thats sick thanks for enlightening me

MATT BERTUZZI

This is 'sweet jolly crunch tooth' erasure.

Marcus Bolton

Capitalism is bad! I cry, whilst wholeheartedly voting for The Saint Electric without a shred of irony

Daisy B

Come and join us (future)Elks; we have the best parties ; )

Jay

The Saint Electric My Beloved

The Silt Verses

For a minute there we were worried you were all going for the capitalist God :D One more day and we'll close the poll, and then we'll share timelines for the bonus spin-off!

The Silt Verses

Looks like we have a winner! Look out for the update soon.... (And thank you all for playing along!)