Merry Christmas 2026 (Patreon)

"Dear patrons! Happy New Year and Merry Christmas! This message is primarily a thank you note. Your support is not just a subscription, it is the foundation of our community. It is thanks to you that we have created a place free from the toxicity and elitism that currently afflict the Splatoon community. While others hide behind the masks of "ideality" and wallow in intrigue, you and I choose the path of sincerity. We are the "deviants" who are not afraid to challenge the old order. Your faith in me gives you the strength to move on, implement bold ideas and prove that honest creativity and strong friendship are stronger than any ties and falsehoods. Thank you for being a part of our family. We will stand up to the end and build something that others cannot!"- Colin Wayles