Kazuma promptly absolutely ruins Darkness in bed.11
Kazuma is too physically drained to really give it his all, but Darkness enjoys herself anyway.4
Meanwhile Aqua is learning how to cook. Be afraid.1
Megumin gets dragged back to the guild.0
Luna is having real problems keeping herself from heading upstairs.1
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