I need moar power (Patreon)

It's time I take things to the next level. I keep blowing microwave transformers because they just aren't made for the crazy conditions I put them through. At this point I need a "pole pig" distribution transformer. This "little" one would cost as much as all of your patronage in a month, but I'm confident you'd see it as a good use of your donations when I power my future creations with it.

That being said, does anybody know of a cheaper way I could score a pole pig? There are no electrical scrap yards nearby, and this kind of thing doesn't show up on craigslist.