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Hey everyone!

Just to let you know, I've finished chapter 75!

It's 48.5k long, but the editors have already looked at parts 1 and 2, so I'll go through those while they take a look at part 3!

I'd guess that it'll probably be out on the weekend, depending how fast my editors can get back to me on the ending.

Cheers

Tefler

Comments

Rayliegh

Sweet, I can't wait

LostSoul

Woot woot... I get more reading to do soon...

Brandon

Working for the weekend

Benj

Yipe! Thank You Tef! We love you as both an author and a lovely muse. We have so much to be thankful for.

Old Salt

Thanks for the update. We really appreciate what you do to keeps us up to date.

Wookey

Biggest one yet?

Jedi Khan

Tef, you are one annoying tease, you know that? Giving us little progress updates every day or two, and then saying things like "oops, went a little bonkers and wrote more than planned! Almost done though!" Seriously, man! If you're that close to finishing, stop teasing us and just finish it already! The sooner you finish, the sooner Crazy calms the frack down! He's driving me bloody goram nuts over here!

Steve Langford

Tef , I for one love the progress updates; it keeps me checking up on you daily.

Evan

Fantastic! There goes the hour of free time that I don't have this weekend! Ah well, "sleep is for the weak and the dead."

Jim lynch

Your a superstar buddy a writing machine and soon to be up to $1500 per chapter what are you going to do wait to see if it stays like that for a while then write full time or just do it immediately? .

Jim lynch

Yes that happens every month but after a few days they are reprocessed but we've been on $1400 for ages now in previous weeks the amount rocketed upwards but not now I'm not sure it's because of refused cards this time I think it's just tormenting us lol

Larry Bradshaw

Great news to start my morning! Thanks for the update Tefler. Looking forward to enjoying the chapter!

Zain1284

now i can enjoy my weekend thanks man!

Lone Eagle

Thanks for the update Tefler! Now I have something to look forward to. It's been a long and anoxious wait!

Evan

I suspect that after the new chapter is released, if Tefler holds off on releasing it to the general public for at least a week, we'll see the numbers bounce higher, especially if everyone likes the new chapter as much as I think that they will!

Evan

Tefler, congratulations on reaching 850 patrons for $1445 for the first chapter per month! Only $55 to go before you achieve the start of your stated goal of $1500 per chapter!

Grimlakin

I feel like sybil from the old Mervyns commercials. Post post post post.....

Tefler

I'm glad you guys are looking forward to it! I've edited part 1 and 2, and I'll look at part 3 before I go to bed tonight. I'm awaiting editor feedback on that one, so it might be late tomorrow when it's done.

Robert P Heck

Sounds good to me, Tefler. I'll read it when its available.

Logic Syndicate

Love to hear that the chapters almost ready tefler! Though I must warn you I'm quite fond of the story and would it's to see it ever end. Glad to hear there's going to be a sequel though.

Grimlakin

Open open open open open open open...

Grimlakin

I would think an average of 4 chapters a month th clearing 1500 a chapter is fair.

ETNSosa

Post parts 1 and 2 now, pretty please.... :)

Xentian

I think Jedi and Crazy need a part 1 teaser Tef!

Sid1712

I am refreshing this page every 15 mins. Cant wait for the chapter to be out

Wookey

Are we there yet?

Rayliegh

It's now been 10 days and 55 minutes since chapter 74 was posted. I can now say I'm slowly wasting away with anticipation.

Malthe Mørk Mejlby

Tefler screwed with my expectations when he posted ch74 only 8 days after ch73

Sid1712

Any update on the chapter Tefler ?

Grimlakin

So his day is almost. Done... Nooooo!!

David Sohlstrom

Yes he is and the West coast of the US is 8 hours behind the UK. It is presently 1300 PDT and 2100 in the UK. If you are in New Zealand then it 0900 4/9/17

John Jameson

You guys underestimate Tefler's dedication to his craft: his posts suggest he frequently stays up until 2am working on 3SM. The real question is whether the final editor will come through in time...

Smart wombat

But only deliver after it's posted, otherwise they'll be having too much fun ... not that editing 3SM wouldn't be fun of course.

D C

So, Tef.... u asleep? should we give up on an update today? We'll stop refreshing thats only why I'm asking. no pressure

Tefler

I'm just working on part 3 now, but I'm still awaiting editor feedback. I'll post it sometime tomorrow (Sunday) I suspect.

someone somewhere

Pff's at JK, we all need to sleep, better to wait a day than burn out stressing... remember Tefler is an artist who happens to be wonderfuly prolific and giving of his time to us for updates. Art will always be art and it will ebb and flow. :) Rest well and know your well thought of Tefler :)

Tom Swan

@tefler This is something you are perfectly in your right to adamantly refuse. Would you consider creating a donation level which allowed us to be CCed in with the editing and drafting process? Not for assisting you in your writing but purely to access the story and its creation progress sooner.

Muledrvr

Maybe I'll wake up to good things, and have to start my driving day late...... LOL

Xentian

no need to watch like a hawk! Set up alerts on the email address patreon sends updates from!

Jedi Khan

*adopts a serious tone* It's after noon, London time. Do you know where your edits are? And now it's time for the news. Today, we bring you a story about things you can be doing at work instead of working. But first, we check in with our crack staff of specialists monitoring the building frenzy as hundreds of fans eagerly await the arrival of the new chapter of Three Square Meals. For more, we take you to the field with the on-site reporter, Crazy! *chanting* We want the chapter now! We want the chapter now! We want the chapter now! Oh boy, it looks like things are getting pretty hectic out there. Even our reporter has succumb to the frenzy. We'll check back later and keep you updated on the situation. Now it's time for the weather.

Luca Viorel

Man. The wait is killing me ....

IronLance

As much as I'm looking forward to the new chapter, and as it is likely I'll be strung up for being a wet blanket.... unless his editor is Faye, they may have taken the weekend off and won't be getting to the last part until Monday, sometime.... just a thought... a dark, evil, Progenitor-style thought, but still...

IronLance

Oh, speaking of Maelnerak... when he getting ready to crack open the uprated Neanderthals, did it strike anyone else how Ming-like he was? "Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today."

Malthe Mørk Mejlby

Just got the new Harry Potter book but I can't start it until I have read chapter 75 because I wont be able to concentrate.

jesse

so i wonder just how many more chapters its going to take before we all also develop a crazy

Dennis Aston

Jesse, It's always on the brink of coming out, and then Tefler releases the next chapter and things calm somewhat. I have thought to myself repeatedly of rationing my reading of the latest chapter each time they release so I can make it to the next a bit more intact but I gave up. I really don't have that kind of self control.

Alberto lopez

Tefler is probably working on a side story about human torture, split personality and addiction withdrawal and is using us as test subjects.

Steve Langford

Tefler, waiting on you to advise us when you get the edits back and tell us when you can reasonably release the new chapter - today, tomorrow, so on. Hope it helps with the noise level here, LOL!

Lone Eagle

Here I was hoping to wake up to a new chapter.... Dang Nabbit! Now what to do while I wait.... hmmmm.... read other comments? Done. Reread last chapter? Done. Reread Rule 34? Done. Dang! I'm running out of things to do!!!

Lord Les

Tefler has taken "Suspense" to dizzying heights.

Lord Les

each chapter a double whammy as a starting point.

andrew finlayson

Just a normal weekend for me.... wake up at 3am... check my phone ... "Oh Good, the new chapter is here". Get out of bed and fire up the computer and spend the next hour and a half working through Chapter 75. Sleep is for the weak!