Vote for which patron-submitted idea you want to hear in August! (Patreon)

Published:

2025-07-09 15:00:15

Imported:

2026-06

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Vote for which patron-submitted idea you want to hear in August!

I'm on a road trip with my husband, daughter, and son in law. I think I'm using a glory hole w/my husband at a gas station, but it's my SIL. 12
Your girlfriend tells you that her volleyball coach is turning the team into his harem by brainwashing them (breast and ass expansion). 8
Cougar tattoo artist gives you two options. Either pay weekly in cash or credit or pay by fucking her brains out. 5
Sequel to "Sneaky" Sex in the RV with Your Best Friend's Mom. The MILF visits the Boy Scout reunion! 14
You are too nervous to ask your crush out, so we go on a practice date. Turns out we have good chemistry, and we have a sexy time together. 3
A couple can't agree on what to do for date night, so they have a contest: whoever cums last gets to choose. 2
Incubus and succubus have a sex fight to see who is the best sex demon. 6
Succubus testing out if her powers can be used in audios, instead of just in person. 3
Bimbo gets abducted by aliens. 6
Milf gf tries to keep up with trends. 4
Gecko girl uses other methods to sell car insurance. 1
Part 7 of Your Teacher Has an Only Fans. 5
Adventurous college couple team up on their favorite milf professor. 2
MILF housewife confronts neighbor about spying on her and her daughter. He brainwashes her into his sex slave. 11
A teacher is shopping and horny. She discreetly tries to do something about it, but a former student sees. They fuck in the bathroom. 7
After finally defeating your supervillain arch nemesis she pleads for a different punishment other than jail 3
Humans are an endangered species in the galaxy so you go to show an alien queen why humans are worth preserving. 4
The Chubby MILF's New Boss sequel. 7
An escort's surprised when her equally unaware buddy hires her for the birthday boy special after his other plans fall through. 3
An 18 year old runaway is offered a place to stay by an older man, in exchange for him being her "Daddy." 5
Your vampire wife thinks she can't get pregnant, because she is undead. You prove her wrong! 12

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