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Vote for which patron-submitted idea you want to hear in December!

  • Married who-milf saves Christmas by sucking and fucking the grinches big green dick. 8
  • While the family is concerned about dad being stuck in the chimney in a Santa costume, his wife has sneaky sex with 2 fire fighters. 12
  • A married MILF will do anything to secure the perfect gift for her husband, even if it means having sex in a busy public location. 10
  • Sing was bad this year, so she waits up on Xmas Eve for Santa, and she explains why she deserves a nice gift. Santa delivers! 6
  • Sing seduces her in-laws while her husband is away. 6
  • Incubus and succubus have a sex fight to see who is the best sex demon. 3
  • Gecko girl uses other methods to sell car insurance. 1
  • Desperate model takes job as foot model, not realizing there’s more to it. 0
  • Clueless art lover becomes the new free-use exhibit . 8
  • I'm on the phone w/my friend when my son's friend sleepwalks in and has sex with me. It turns out it's actually my friend's son 17
  • A MILF housewife is home alone getting ready for Xmas when her son's two 18 year old friends come over to see her son. They seduce her. 13
  • You're a total virgin. Your older sister's best friend gently teaches you everything you need to know about sex in the most hands on way. 2
  • The mall Santa asks what I want, and I lift up my skirt before sitting down. We secretly fuck in front of everyone. 1
  • Single MILF gets a visit from her neighbor's son who is holding a gift box. When she opens it, it's his dick in a hole in the box 20
  • A woman is stuck in a crappy Hallmark Xmas movie. She has to fuck all the love interests well or she will be stuck in similar movies forever 6
  • I am getting railed by a massive cock and my spouse calls. I have to try to hide what's going on while on the phone 12
  • A Stewardess for Freeuse Airlines welcomes her assigned first class passenger aboard and shows him how to use the in-flight "entertainment" 3
  • Your skinny childhood friend shows up at a party in a bikini. She's definitely a woman now and all filled out. You have unprotected sex 5
  • Drunk college guy tries to have sex with his gf in an alley. He can't get it up, so a hung stranger steps in to finish the job. 4
  • That Guy You Bully? You're Going to Fuck His Mom part 3 22
  • The Chubby MILF's New Boss sequel 8
  • Humans are an endangered species in the Galaxy, so you go to show an alien queen why humans are worth preserving 2
  • Your Vampire wife thinks she can't get pregnant because she is undead. You are set to prove her wrong! 9
  • You were an extra good boy this year so Santa gifted you your one true wish. A shortstack Elf girl. 4
  • Mrs. Claus helps Santa out, but while leaving, she gets stuck trying to go back up the chimney. 3
  • 2025-11-08
  • —2025-11-15
  • 185 votes
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