Vote for which patron-submitted idea you would like to hear in June!(Patreon)
Published:
2026-05-11 15:10:43
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2026-05
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Vote for which patron-submitted idea you would like to hear in June!
Tomboy bestie boosts your confidence by praising your cock.9
Dommy goth friend finally gets her opportunity to ravage you.5
A sexologist sees how far her subject’s sensitivity can go.2
MILF hires son's friend to do yard work and gets turned on when he sweats through his white shirt. She invites him to shower w/her.11
Bimbo gets abducted by alien.6
Tricking your ditzy catgirl coworker into more than showing just her feet.0
Housewife loves to bully her son's friend with her feet.3
MILF and her daughter go out of town and get invited to a frat party. MILF gets drunk, sleeps w/frat chapter president, and gets pregnant.18
Coach's wife and Team Mom Sing gives the star player the night of their life as a gift from Coach Hubby for winning the championship.6
Sing can't figure out the complicated shower at the hotel. She's naked when she greets the hotel maintenance guy who has come to help her.5
While husband sleeps, wife catches the neighbor's son/w gf in her pool. If he fucks her, she won't tell his parents.5
Wife forgets to hang up phone after telling her husband that she's training past students for the FIFA World Cup. Her training involves sex.4
A curvy mature woman teaches you why you want her and not some skinny college girl!4
The newest secretary at Dewey, Screwum, & Howe gets triple stuffed by the firm's partners.4
The host of a live cooking show realizes too late she used an aphrodisiac in the food she's tasting.4
A sequel to Patreon audio Man Trades a Night With His Wife for a Fantasy Football Player. Husband needs $ and has to trade his wife for it.5
Humans are an endangered species in the Galaxy, so you go to show an alien queen why humans are worth preserving.7
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