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I reviewed Tamagotchi Plaza, a shameless minimum viable product. It's one of the worst kinds of game - one that thinks being for children is a license to offer lazy slop.

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Tamagotchi Plaza - Slop Shop (Review)

Tamagotchi PlazaReleased: June 27th, 2025Developer: Hyde Inc.Publisher: Bandai NamcoSystems: Switch, Switch 2 (both reviewed)Tamagotchi Plaza is a crowning achievement in the field of taking the fucking piss. I love virtual pets, even if their track record as toys and games is spotty.

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James Rule

I'm not even a fan of Tamagotchi, but I am sick of popular brands thinking they can coast by with delivering less than the most basic product because people will just recognize the name and buy it anyways.

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It sucks and the problem is that it works. Look at Pokemon games. Absolute garbage release after garbage release with zero effort on the part of the developers yet people hoover it up and even defend it. They're not incentivized to put in effort because the fans will buy it any way. The only solution is to get people to stop buying slop but I'm not sure how to do that if an unending deluge of slop they're paying for isn't enough.