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Cucumber Romance (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-05 02:55:09
Edited:
2026-03-05 02:56:33
Imported:
2026-09
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That damn smile...

Just because this didn't get to be in the actual comic doesn't mean I'm not going to draw it

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Evertide 05

I no longer feel weird for saying I've wondered how/if Sunrise/Cucumber sexy time would work (because of course I've wondered it). What a robbery that it's relegated to the realm of fanart/fanfiction even with their own creator. What was the problem with it anyway? That Cucumber's age can't be definitively proven or something?

caffeccino

payment processors are weird about things... but you don't ever get to know what the problem is. There's talk about things like cat ears and elf ears being too fantastical or being bestiality. Frankly, it seems like the guidelines, such as we can understand them, were written in, like, the 90s when some exec some some cat girl tentacle hentai and clutched their pearls. But you really cannot get a clearly written list of what they do or don't want tho, and I think that's by design. I think because Cucumber is a slug creature, the thinking was she'd probably be too close to an animal (not human enough) for the prudes in charge. Or maybe it's just too weird generally... The sad thing is you just can't know 🤪

Evertide 05

Well that's already a bummer, and now they won't even say what the problem is :/ But...since there's probably never going to be a more appropriate time to ask, I'll ask because I'm too curious not to: What does Cucumber taste like? I can't help but imagine lime, despite her name.

caffeccino

I think she'd taste a bit sweet and hint of fruit flavor ... maybe lime as you say, and probably a little jello-y (certainly in texture)... but also there's definitely some kind of plasticy aftertaste going on 😔

Evertide 05

Thank you for indulging my curiosity in more than one way ^_^