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namesake mcmansion (Patreon)

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2024-07-31 23:52:32
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it's literally named after me (ok maybe not literally)

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namesake mcmansion

Howdy folks! Today's McMansion is very special because a) we're returning to Maryland after a long time and b) because the street this McMansion is on is the same as my name. (It was not named after...

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Albert H Jeans

For more laughs, find the Zillow listing to see all the photos including "Areal Views". What a tasteless waste of money.

Jen

"rawdogging acoustics" is a banger of a line

Ben Oliver

Does anyone even buy this shit? The price seems crazy

John W. Moore-Weiss
>>145257951

There's so much Kate couldn't fit in. Huge windows in the primary suite (ground floor, my friends), catwalk around the formal living room ("I look forward to having my kids drop objects on guests after their bedtimes"), the sheer clash between the fake brickwork in the kitchen and the ostentation of the adjoining room, to the apparent lack of a toilet in the primary bath. Don't even start me on the realtor and/or photographer's half-ass job at this pricepoint.

Jennifer Bourne

I've seen furniture forts thrown together with more craftsmanship than that place. Sheesh!