Happy Birthday Rachel! (Patreon)

Rachel’s idea of a good time involves mud, cliffs, and being sore for three days after. If it doesn’t require a helmet or a warning sign, she’s not interested.

She’s probably spending her birthday the same way she spends every weekend - outside, miles from any cell signal, doing something that makes the rest of us feel lazy by comparison. That’s her comfort zone: moving, climbing, doing.

Be honest: could you survive a full date with Rachel without tapping out?