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John Carter (2012) * FULL LENGTH REACTION (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-24 15:00:09
Edited:
2025-08-01 12:18:27
Imported:
2026-06
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This movie reaction is brought to you by one of our Producers!!

Well, well, well...

This movie has the magic formula to make it so fun! It's not an award winning kind of movie, but it's fantastic!!

Maybe I just happen to be in the perfect mood for this kind of movie, but I'm glad that I saw it. Woola is just adorable, and would be amazing to have and play fetch with.

It feels like a typical story once they're on Barsoom, but I have to say the ending was chef's kiss

It did feel like Star Wars at times, but then again, the whole "befriend alien race who will then help out in the conflict that's going on on the planet" isn't specific to Star Wars, but it's so well known, it's easy to just think of it.

There must be a movie made in the 70s/80s where the title is the character's name, and it's sci-fi/set on another planet 🤔

For this style of reaction, you need your own copy to watch the movie.  Also know there is an extension that allows you to do Picture-in-Picture in case you are interested: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/picture-in-picture-extens/hkgfoiooedgoejojocmhlaklaeopbecg?hl=en

- Vero 🤩

Thank you so much everyone for your support, you are awesome and make this possible 🥰

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FULL LENGTH REACTION | John Carter (2012) [2024]

Reminder that you need your own copy of the movie to watch along with me since this is solely my reaction. The video is there so you can have an idea when the scene changes in case you need to sync up, but it is HEAVILY blurred so I don't have any copyright issues. Enjoy!!

Comments

James Hadden

If I remember correctly this movie got slated by critics at release, but I’m pretty sure I had a fun time with it. I’m excited for a rewatch

QuiGon_Jim (Howe)

I expected nothing going into that film the first time i seen it and like yourself, I was pleasantly surprised.

James Hadden

Turns out I remembered almost nothing from this movie, apart from a pretty lady with amazing…er…eyes. I didn’t particularly enjoy the first half, although Vero going hard on the Star Wars drinking game early on was entertaining. I found Virginia a fairly irritating character but eventually settled into it and I found the third act certainly enjoyable. The ‘hostage’ scene in particular made me chuckle. Always nice to see some Brits in action - oh look villains, who’d have thunk it. I’m not a huge fan of Taylor Kitsch but he probably did what he could with the script. I think I’ve only seen him in one other movie and that tanked too, but I’m not saying he is to blame, it was all Rihanna’s fault - only joking 😁 Anywho, far too long but eventually an enjoyable spectacle and a fun time had.

Wesley Allison

I first read A Princess of Mars, which is the basis for this movie, around 1969, and I've loved it ever since. There have been a half a dozen cheap productions of this movie, and I've longed for decades for a decent production, which I think this is. The book was published in 1912, so it not only predated Avatar and Star Wars, but Superman and all superheroes too. By the way, Andrew Stanton directed this. He is the director of Finding Nemo and Wall-E. I think this was his first live movie. Most of those working on it came from Pixar.

Wesley Allison

Disney originally intended this to be a big franchise, but during production, they bought Marvel. So when this was done, they canceled practically all promotion, resulting in its bombing.

JAKH

When Superman first appeared, he didn't fly, he jumped using his enhanced strength: "Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound".

Wesley Allison

Lynn Collins is also great in the Al Pacino version of Shakespear’s Merchant of Venice.

Mannygogou

I always liked this movie... although I don't remember much 🙂 But I did read the books long ago.

Horoldo

Really fun movie.