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Imagine being a workaholic 2B being dragged into club YoRHa. It's kind of crowded tonight so maybe you plan to have just a drink or two then take your leave, until....

Swallowtail appears under a spotlight and begins his enchanting performance
People toss their bills at him, clamoring for his attention, but he locks eyes with you.... oh my..


While I'll never have the guts to fully commit to poledancing YET or frequently practicing burlesque dance moves, the ladies and gents who do look AMAZING

Hair, makeup, clothes, PHYSIQUE-- ooh, I'm fanning myself a little hehehhh

I guess you can say this AU is me projecting some desires I still have for myself-- mainly the phsyical part... which is why I'm doing my best to commit to some home calisthenics haha


Stay tuned for a sultry Xavier, POOLy zayne, and indulgent bronier (snuck in zayne in some sort of celebration for his new card release lol)