Look, don't touch! (Patreon)

I've tried to write a description for this 3 times but Patreon's text editor is utter shit that decides to randomly stop working after 5 minutes of typing so to make a long description short...

He'res Fru-Fru. She's a dirty virus-ridden transvestite bitch. 

Careful to not get to close unless you want to catch something. She's highly infectious, and will likely infect you... with herself!