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Greetings my friend.

I hope you are seated comfortably. Perhaps a warm drink in hand? Ideally, somewhere private.

At the very least, I hope you have nowhere you need to be urgently, because you hold in your hands…

Sweet Sex in Sucreterre: A Guide for the Horny Human

The most extensive and comprehensive work ever put to page on the vast and glorious sexiness we find all around us in the world of Sucreterre.

My name is Wolfegang, and I will be your eyes, ears, and whatever other pieces of anatomy become necessary, as we take this journey together.

But don’t give me all the credit, I should also mention my patron (and close personal friend), the Candicorn Milk. That’s right dear reader, they’re real. The millennia old, mysterious, mythical sage who has dedicated her long existence to cataloging all the myriad creatures of this world has sought out this humble scholar to help fill her shelf.

In this book, you will find my first hand accounts of sexual encounters with humanoid candy species both rare and familiar. Both mundane and majestic. Both sweet… and a little more spicy. And in addition to my tantalizing tales, I will provide detailed statistics, facts, and figures to educate as well as arouse. Size, flavors, difficulty of copulation (for a human), and any side effects you may experience.

But know this, armed with knowledge though you may be, many of my more dangerous partners described here are happy to swallow a human (in more ways than one). I am a professional, and I have the experience, charm, and (I admit) luck, necessary to reach the morning after intact. So I implore you, stay sexy, but safe, on your own journeys.

All of you Horny Humans out there, who feel the call to adventure not just in your hearts, but your loins as well… this book is dedicated to you.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Above is the forward to Wolfegang's book. I hope you look forward to reading his entries as they become available.The writing has been provided by BurritoBoy aka my bf.